COSMOPOLITAN Confessay: Teen Sex with Friend's Dad!

Arya Patel* posted the Confessay, "I Hooked Up With My Friend’s Dad on Vacation in Spain: It was an accident. It was also inevitable", on Cosmopolitan (Spring 2024). 

In the confession slash essay, Arya shared that when she was an 18-year-old college freshman and: "[...] shy introvert who’d just moved out of my family’s place to attend college in a different city", she "met Maria* in the bathroom of a student bar" where they bonded over their: "[...] love for anime, dystopian fiction, and all things nerdy."

Maria, "born and raised in Spain", was studying abroad at Arya's college where they further bonded over: "dubious culinary experiments with ramen and movie nights fueled by cheap wine."

During summer break, Maria invited Arya spend a week in Granada with her and Marco* - Maria's her father. Arya wrote that Marco, "in his mid-40s", made her "understood the appeal of older men", which was partially due to his physical characteristics:

[...] he had the physique of a Hemsworth brother, with a strong jawline and muscles practically bulging through his shirt. He was in his mid-40s and had the same dark curls and chocolate eyes as Maria but stood a foot taller at 6'3" and flaunted a deeper tan. The flecks of gray peppered throughout his hair and the smile lines around his eyes only made him look even sexier. I honestly had never understood the appeal of older men until the exact moment I met him.

That's correct. Arya shared that Marco's wrinkles and gray hair made him "even sexier". Consequently, Arya was "enamored" by her friend's father. And she had a "painfully obvious crush" on him. So much so that after Marco caught Arya "glancing" at him, he replied to with a "cheeky, dimpled smile".

However, Arya attempted to control her "spiraling lust by focusing on the trip" and spending time with Maria as they:  "[...] walked through the rustic streets of the city’s spice market and took in the stunning Moorish architecture and parks."

But, unsurprisingly, it wasn't only Marco's physically characteristics that riled up Arya. In addition to his deep tan, smile lines and flecks of grey, Marco was attentive, soft-spoken and, despite their age-gap, he didn't patronize Maria.

[...] to rile me up. It was the little things, like when his fingers seemed to linger on mine while he passed me a glass of rioja or when he’d stroke my hair under the guise of fixing a stray strand. He was attentive and soft-spoken in a way none of my exes had ever been. He asked me about my family and what I wanted to do in the future with genuine interest and never came across as patronizing despite our age gap.

Consequently, the night before she went home, after Marco exited the shower, Arya "grabbed his towel and let it fall to the floor". Then she performed oral sex on Marco before he bent her over the couch while: "Maria was just a door away in her room." 

I don’t know what came over me in that split second, but I got up and walked over to him. My hands were shaking with anticipation as I grabbed his towel and let it fall to the floor. His dick was intimidatingly big. I got on my knees and kissed it, starting at the tip and working my way down with kitten licks. Maria was just a door away in her room. 

I felt him get hard under my tongue as he let out a muffled groan followed by a string of whispered curses. I took as much of him as I could in my mouth and looked up into his eyes while blowing him. Seeing his face contorted in pleasure just turned me on more. 

Marco pulled me up by my neck, somehow rough and tender at the same time, and dragged me in for a kiss. His hands roamed my waist and ass as our tongues collided. I was already heaving for air when we finally pulled apart. 

He flipped me around and bent me over the couch, kissing me from the nape of my neck down my spine. I’d never had sex without someone going down on me first, but I was literally the wettest I’d ever been when Marco entered me from behind.

A moan escaped me and his palm flew to cover my mouth as he started moving inside me, teasingly slow at first but building to a faster rhythm. I closed my eyes and doubled down on the sensation of his dick until I came. 

Arya wrote that the next morning, she bid Maria and Marco adieu and "[...] flew home as if nothing had happened" where she "eagerly" awaited an "[...] invitation to another steamy Spanish holiday."

"[...] you fucked my dad?"\YouTube

Of course, the Daddy Thing and a teen having sex with her friend's or boyfriend's dad is not uncommon. For example, there are a number of videos posted on social media of teen girls being scolded for having sex with a friend or boyfriends dad. 

Lastly, it's worth noting that (most) feminists would assert that Marco used his "strong jawline", "chocolate eyes", "cheeky, dimpled smile", attentiveness and soft-spoken demeanor to groom Arya, because in their estimation, a teen could absolutely never naturally be "enamored" by an (much) older man. 

*Name has been changed.

Cosmo[politan] Confessays: A Daddy Girl Forever!

“For Your Eyes Only: Cosmo Confessays: The least-safe-for-work true sex stories we’ve ever published” were published in the July/August 2023 issue of Cosmopolitan. (Illustrations\Anna Rupprecht)

The first of the seven “true sex stories”, “The Night I Became a “Daddy” Girl Forever Altered the Course of My Sex Life”, was shared by “Stella St. Regis”.

St. Regis began her story by relating that, despite only being 22-years-old, she had sex with a “share of daddies” i.e., “[...] men who have literally fathered children as well as hot, dominant, sexy-older-man types.” However, she had never actually called any of her much older lovers ‘Daddy’.

You could say I’ve had sex with my share of daddies—by which I mean men who have literally fathered children as well as hot, dominant, sexy-older-man types. But actually calling any of these men “Daddy” out loud? [...]

However, things changed for the 22-year-old after a: “[...] night in bed at a 5-star hotel with yet another man old enough [...]” to be her father whom happened to be an irresistible married executive at her place of employment.

That is, of course, until my night in bed at a 5-star hotel with yet another man old enough to be my father. We were a workplace scandal waiting to happen, the most cliché of sordid clichés: the 22-year-old assistant and the married executive with a reputation [...] And because I have a somewhat unflattering, occasionally inconvenient, and often frowned-upon thing for the illicit, I couldn’t help myself.

The age-gap affair started via “innocuous work emails” but went from “maybe-unnecessary work phone calls” to “late-night texting” before the young lady received a request from the Big Shot with the sexy voice to “grab a drink and talk shop.”

It started the way it usually does—innocuous work emails that turn into maybe-unnecessary work phone calls (and holy shit, this guy’s voice is sexy) that turn into late-night texting [...] At around 2:30 a.m. one night, he let me know that he was going to be back in town [...] and said we should “grab a drink and talk shop.”

Consequently, the young lady put on her:  “[...] tiniest is-that-really-work-appropriate miniskirt and met him in a ritzy hotel bar [...]”

St. Regis confessed that Big Shot was superior to the other older men whom she had been with since her “daddy-fucking career” began, because he was: “[...] kind and warm, flattering but not sleazy, with the kind of understated confidence that we call Big Dick Energy.”

However, it was Big Shot’s voice that was his most attractive feature to the turned 22-year-old.

[...] his voice was the thing I was most attracted to. Like him, it was confident, not arrogant; deep but not booming; smooth—the way I imagine people who like whiskey think good bourbon tastes. When he asked the question I’d been waiting for:

“How old are you?”

I smiled and said, “I just turned 22.”

“You seem much wiser and more mature than 22,” he said. Checkmate.

[...]

“Do you want to raid the minibar upstairs?” he asked [...]

Subsequently, the age-gap couple: “[...] were making out frantically, tearing at each other’s clothes [...]” before Big Shot asked, “Do you like name-calling?”

“Like what?” I asked, feeling suddenly innocent.

“Like, I like to be called ‘Daddy.’”

“Yes, Daddy,” I said, the words slipping right off my tongue like I was born to say them.

“Good girl,” he said. I can still feel those words working their way down my body.

[...]

“Are you going to lie back and be a good little slut for Daddy?” he asked.

“Yes, Daddy.”

Later, the young lady masturbated while reminiscing about Big Shots dominating language, which made her feel, for the first time, “confident and secure” and ironically “authoritative” in her “submission”. Consequently, she proclaimed: “I was a Daddy Girl now.”

"Rick and Morty" and Beekeeping Age: Teen TikTokers and Dad Sex

From Dr. Phil to Pedro Pascal, we've written about The Daddy Thing; thus, it's no surprise that there's another TiKTok trend based on the attraction, which is referred to as the “Beekeeping Age”.

Kelly Keegen of Cracked wrote in her piece, "Rick and Morty Accidentally Coined Gen Z's Favorite Phrase for Hot Older Guys." (July 12, 2023), that: "[...] Rick and Morty was responsible for TikTokers sexualizing men old enough to be their dads [...]". Kelly was referring to: "[...] the “Beekeeping Age” craze that is, apparently, pervasive among young women on the internet [...]"

She went on to write that: "[...] the latest cultural phenomenon in which the uncomfortable laws of attraction between younger women and older men are examined through memes and TikToks stems from the Season Four episode of Rick and Morty titled 'Promortyus.''"

In the episode's post-credits, Tricia, "the kinky side character", "[...] observes Jerry engaging in his latest hobby of beekeeping [...]" Consequently, Tricia asked Summer, “How old is your dad?" before she confessed, “Summer, I wanna to fuck your dad.”

Unsurprisingly, Kelly wrote that Tricia isn't the only teen teleiophile and that “Beekeeping Age” has replaced “silver fox” and “zaddy” to refer to DILFs. 

Well, it turns out Tricia isn’t the only teenager who lusts after older men with interesting hobbies — in the past year, the phrase “Beekeeping Age” has replaced traditional terms like “silver fox” or the more modern “zaddy” to describe a strata of middle-aged men deemed bangable by terminally online youth.

Maryanne Fisher, a psychology professor at St. Mary's University, gave a scientific reason for teens being attracted to older men in the “Beekeeping Age” range. She shared with USA Today in the post "What is 'beekeeping age' and why is TikTok buzzing about it? Hint: It's not about bees" that if a nymphet refers to you as “Beekeeping Age” then take it as a compliment and know that you are attractive. 

"But, the bottom line is that it is intended as a compliment, in that the man being referred to is attractive, and as we know, intentions matter greatly."

And what makes a older man attractive to TikTokers? Fisher listed characteristics like: intelligence, calmness, patience, attentiveness, un-neediness, confidence and independence. 

"To be a good beekeeper, one must also be somewhat intelligent and calm and patient," Fisher says. "This man is not keeping bees to get attention from others, which could be argued from other activities like riding a noisy motorcycle or working out in front of others; he's engaged in a meditative calmness. That in itself can be attractive and signal confidence and true independence because he's not trying to signal anything to anyone."

Professor Fisher is correct. Like we shared from Ridley's The Red Queen, a New York Times Notable Book, attraction is not a choice. Ergo, if a man is powerful (i.e. possesses self-control), he'll be attractive - despite his age. 

DADDY: A PLAY | A French Teen (Virtual) Sex Worker?

Here's (part of) the synopsis for Marion Siéfert's intriguingly named Daddy:

From her very first shows, Marion Siéfert has staged childhood, not to soften us but to make her demands and her revolt against the world of adults heard [...]

This time, the heroine of her new show is thirteen years old. She lives in the provinces, in a family where money problems are daily, suffocating. So she dreams of leading the life of the stars and influencers she sees spread out on the networks. 

She escapes by playing video games, these role plays where dozens of players meet online. The avatar she chose for herself falls on that of an older man, who drags her into another game, Daddy. He fills her with skills (the winnings or gifts specific to these games), on condition that she submits herself to increasingly troubled trials...

On the Daddy stage, real life fades away in favor of a digital reality where everything can be bought and changed.

As the Odéon-Théâtre de l'Europe is not in New York, we did not see Daddy; so, let's rely on Laura Cappelle's New York Times review "Daddy Review: Deeper Into the Internet’s Darkest Corners" (May 11, 2023)

Cappelle wrote that Daddy was a "sharp" [age-gap] play that took place in the "internet’s dark corners", but that Mara, the play's nymphet ,was "groomed" and exploited for profit. 

With “Daddy,” a sharp, no-holds-barred new production [...] Marion Siéfert has ventured even further into the internet’s dark corners. In it, a 13-year-old is groomed online by an older man [27-year-old Julien] and gets lost in a virtual reality game that exploits teenage girls for profit.

[Note: Without seeing the play, one may be wary of Cappelle's grooming accusation, because in Emma Cline's Daddy, one may allege that 16-year-old Alice was groomed into selling her panties to men, but an 18-year-old Alice would have been, à la Sami Sheen, a (teen) sex worker.]

Cappelle went on to share that Mara (15-year-old Lila Houel), a quite nymphet, lived in southern France and played online games as an escape, which is how she met Julien, but interestingly, Cappelle wrote that Julien was Mara's "online partner in crime" and that the age-gap couple gamers had an "easy intimacy".

Reality is no match for screen entertainment in “Daddy.” The central character, Mara, is a quiet teenager from southern France [...] [who] whenever she can, Mara escapes to the brighter landscape of online gaming.

In an unnamed video game, she joins Julien, a smooth-talking 27-year-old who is her frequent online partner in crime. The easy intimacy they have built is showcased through a spectacular video sequence: On a screen the size of the Odéon’s stage, we see a 3-D game designed by the video artist Antoine Briot in which Mara and Julien’s avatars who shoot at enemies with assault rifles before hopping on fluorescent skateboards.

Intriguingly, in addition to being a smooth talker, Cappelle described Julien as "clean-cut, in control [i.e., powerful], smoothly scary". In other words, per Olivia Fox Cabane's The Charisma Myth, Julien was charismatic and attractive. Yet, Cappelle implied that Julien groomed Mara with compliments, whom consequently lost her free will and was forced to: "[...] perform routines that earn them points with fans."

The groundwork is laid for the abusive dynamic that ensues. When they first meet outside the game, on a video call, Mara confides in Julien that she dreams of being an actress. He compliments her, and tells her about “Daddy” — a new game that allows players, Julien says, to become avatars sponsored by sugar daddies, and showcase their talents to a “fan base.” 

In the end, despite the plays focus "on the dynamics of child abuse, and the erosion of Mara’s individuality and willpower by Julien." And the: "[...] scenes of verbal and physical violence [...]", Marion Siéfert's Daddy was a New York Times Critic's Pick. 

VELMA (2023): Nude Coolsville High Students, DILF City and Teen Lipstick Lesbians!

Per HBO Max: “Velma is an adult animated comedy series telling the origin story of Velma Dinkley, the unsung and underappreciated brains of the Scooby-Doo Mystery Inc. gang. This original and humorous spin unmasks the complex and colorful past of one of America’s most beloved mystery solvers.”

Mindy Kaling executive produced the series, and she played Velma. That news set off our nympholepsy and teleiophilia alarms, which was warranted because, about a minute into the first episode, viewers were entertained by nude nymphets showering in the Coolsville High locker room, which was followed by a nude teen catfight. (Viewers were entertained by the nude showering coeds in episode 10 as well.)

As for teleiophilia, Velma expressed her attraction to (much) older men - more than once. For example, in episode 1, after Fred showed Velma a social media post of his tall and blond father, Velma responded, “Zam, DILF city!”

Oxford Languages: DILF noun | a sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children.

Urban Diction: DILF acronym | "Dad I'd Like to F***".

Toward the end of the first episode, Velma shared that she would like to see a naked picture of LeBron. And in episode 5, in response to learning that Norville was dating Gigi, a cool girl, Velma said, “Damn, this makes me think I could bag Don Lemon.”

As for nympholepsy slash ephebophilia, in episode 2, Velma related that 18-year-old Sarah had a Sugar Daddy, and “Her parents are cool with it.”

In episode 4, at the Crystal Cove Town Hall, Velma unveiled the Top 5 Coolsville High Hot Girls to Mayor Dave whom responded, “Ooh, they are so hot. Daddy likey.”

In episode 8, Daphne shared, “But a while back, I was low-key obsessed with someone […]” What was Velma’s response? “Oh, so like me and Neil deGrasse Tyson.” And in episode 8, Gigi said, “Norville, I wanna go with you to my cabin in the woods [to have sex].” But before Norville could respond, the Coolsville High elderly and balding janitor whispered seductively, “I’ll go.”

In pop culture, nympholepsy is typically coupled with teen lipstick lesbianism. And Velma is no different, as Velma and Daphne, apparent teen bisexuals, had an on-again\off-again affair. (Interestingly, the “hot” Betty and Veronica kiss in the Riverdale pilot was referenced, which was when, in an effort to increase their chances of being picked for the cheerleading team, Veronica passionately kissed Betty in front of the cheerleading captain and her assistants.)

In addition, there were other random bits of salaciousness in the animated series. For example, in episode 1, the owner of Spooner’s Malt Shop, the town’s most popular diner, shared the secret to the diner’s success with Velma: “Just good food, great tunes. And I let teens have sex in the bathroom.”

In episode 6, Daphne and her father dined at Nana’s Nipples - a strip club where Velma’s father pleaded, “Velma please. Can’t a father and daughter just enjoy a nice meal at a strip club without it being awkward?” Subsequently, to the onlookers dismay and despite a neon sign that read 18+ Only, Daphne took to the stripper pole. And in episode 3, while visiting Fred in prison, Velma lifted her fountains and asked Norville, “Is it obvious I have two bean bags in my bra?”

Despite its repeated use of the allure of nymphets for streams, Velma received a measly 41% Average Tomatometer and a 7% Average Audience Score; however, it was (somehow) renewed for second season.

Pedro Pascal: Hot for Daddy and Teacher

Prior to hosting Saturday Night Live (s48e12), Pedro Pascal was considered by (some) young women to be TikTok's favorite Daddy and\or "daddy of the moment", which prompted CT Jones' Rolling Stone post "Creator of the Viral Pedro Pascal Fancam Explains Why the Actor Is TikTok's Favorite Daddy". Jones wrote:

Every Sunday night, fans of Pedro Pascal can tune in to HBO to watch the Chilean actor star as the stoic, sexy, reluctant father figure Joel in The Last Of Us. But on TikTok, weekly episodes aren’t enough — stanning Pascal is a full-time gig. Fans on the app have crowned 47-year-old Pascal the “daddy of the moment” in the only way it knows how: inundating For You pages everywhere with fan edits. 

Jones explained that a fan edit is like a synonym of fancam, which is like a synonym of thirst trap. 

Jones: As for fancams, they are when TikTokers curate: "[...] videos of a popular actor and smash them together into a short but heavily edited clip full of transitions, filters, and of course, a rousing backing track [...] their most popular forms usually serve one purpose: a thirst trap. Cambridge Dictionary: thirst trap noun | a statement by or photograph of someone on social media that is intended to attract attention or make people who see it sexually interested in them  

Jones related that, despite being 45-years-old, "[...] if there is one thing people on TikTok can agree on, it’s that Pedro Pascal is smoking hot." 

@dvcree petitioning to be your fav pedro pascal editor #pedropascal #pedropascaledit #agentwhiskey #kingsman #dvcree ♬ save a horse ride a cowboy - ᖭི༏ᖫྀ

Jones shared that one of the most popular Pascal fancams was created by TikTok user @dvcree. @dvcree's TikTok "smashed" together clips of Pascal from Agent Whiskey in Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle. The TikTok began with Pascal's character sharing with Halle Berry's character, “I got a six-pack of cold ones on ice, and my roomie’s out all night, so you can scream my name as loud as you need to sugar!” 

As of the writing of this post, that TikTok had over 21 million views, over 2 million likes, and was saved almost 1 million times. (Jones related that saves are "one of the biggest signs of thirst success on TikTok".)

On the red carpet for the premier of The Last Of Us, Pascal was asked, "You know, you're the daddy of the Internet, right? Before answering, Pascal read a tweet from Ally (@merrinluvr) whom tweeted: "I call Pedro Pascal a DILF and think he's my cool slutty father" Pascal replied, "Yup. I am your cool, slutty daddy." Thus, unlike Dr. Phil who adjured his young female fans to stop calling him daddy, Pascal has embraced his DILF status. 

Oxford Languages: DILF noun | a sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children. Urban Diction: acronym | "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids.

Always aware of the zeitgeist, the writers of Saturday Night Live wrote the skit "Fancam Assembly" - but with a twist. Here's the skit's synopsis posted on YouTube: "A teacher (Pedro Pascal) can't figure out why his students are obsessed with making fancams of him and the rest of the school staff."  That's correct. In the skit, Pascal plays Mr. Ben - a high school teacher. And the fancans (i.e., thirst traps) were made by his students. 

In the skit, during the Technology Use school assembly, Mr. Ben told the 14-year-old students, "Do not make fancams of school staff. Like this." In one example from "thousands" of TikToks that Mr. Ben projected to the assembled students, "sparkly fast romantic montages" of him in the classroom and in the school's hallway were smashed together with hearts. 

One student responded to Mr. Ben's demands that the fancams cease with, "But we make them because you are our beloved, and you have us in a chokehold."

And another student explained that COVID made them make Mr. Ben daddy, "Because COVID lock[ed] us down when we are 11 [sic] and now we are 14, so now we have to make you daddy."

Unsurprisingly, this is not the first time we've written a post were the two motifs (i.e., The Daddy Thing and Hot for Teacher) were combined. For example, we wrote about BuzzFeed's post "13 Really Hot [High School] Teachers That Will Have You Begging For Detention. Yes, Mr. Smith. I’ll gladly stay after class" that re-posted a number of photos that were taken by high school students of their "hot" teachers, which were posted to Tumblr, Instagram, Snapchat and Twitter. Some of the hashtags that accompanied the photos were: #Hot teachers, #DADDY AF and #FUX ME ZADDYYYY.

Netflix's SENIOR YEAR (2022): Teen Handies & Twerking Cheerleaders

 

Here's the IMDb's synopsis for Netflix's Senior Year (2022): "A cheerleading stunt gone wrong landed her [Stephanie Conway (Rebel Wilson)] in a 20-year coma. Now she's 37, newly awake and ready to live out her high school dream: becoming prom queen."

The young Stephanie Conway, a high school senior, was played by Angourie Rice who shared, minutes into the movie, that Deanna Russo's "perfect husband" had a "famously girthy dong". (Deanna was Stephanie's idol due to Deanna being a Harding High cheer captain and prom queen in 1995.)

Moments later, Stephanie informed her friend that the she kept a sock in her Volkswagen that she used to give Blaine, her boyfriend, teen "handies". Stephanie, "[...] I need that sock back. It's Blaine's. We use it for handies."

Later, Stephanie related that during her prom night after party, she planned to lose her, "[...] bottom half virginity to Blaine" in the "VIP, VIP section" that she reserved "For [teen] boning".

Subsequently, Stephanie (Rebel Wilson) instructed two Harding High students on how to become popular - one of which was to have anal sex: 

"There's only, like, three ways to become popular: to be a cheerleader, to work at Abercrombie or to let guys go in the back door." 

Unsurprisingly, one of the high school students replied, "Oh my G_d, I must be really popular then."

And not one to shy away from offering (unsolicited) advice, Stephanie (Rebel Wilson) informed the same students about how to get over their fear of someone's dad, which was to perform oral sex on the dad(dy). Unsurprisingly, one of the high school students replied, "Good to know."

Janet (Avantika)

Interestingly, after Janet, who was played by 16-year-old Disney star Avantika, pleaded with Stephanie, "Don't blow my dad," the director, taking advantage of the allure of a nymphet, had Janet twerk in her cheerleading uniform in front of the students, teachers and staff of Harding High. Later, a dancing Janet asked a friend to film her before the nymphet screamed, "Suck my vulva!" into the iPhone's camera.

Lastly, Daniel M. Kimmel of North Shore Movies gave Senior Year a 4 out of 5 on Rotten Tomatoes and opined: "...a fast and funny take on how much high school has changed – and not changed – over the last two decades." And we remember Angourie Rice from Mare  Easttown were Mare posited, "Trust me. Teenage girls are fucking sneaky."

The Daddy Thing | From Fashion to TikTok: "It's Officially Zaddy Season"

In Teens Love and Want to F*ck James Franco: A Study of a Life and Works, we wrote an entire chapter on The Daddy Thing. And we've written a number of posts on this blog about The Daddy Thing . 

For example, we wrote about Dr. Phil's TikTok where he pleaded with TikTokers to stop calling him "Daddy". And we even produced The Allure of Nymphets: TikTok Edition | Teen Age-Gap Affairs & The Daddy Thing - a [cameraless] documentary. 

But most recently, Alexandra Hildreth posted that "It's officially zaddy season" on i-D\Vice (04 February 2022). Hildreth wrote that, it's official, middle-aged masculinity is hot. And that (skater) boys are out but men substance (e.g., money) are in.

We’re calling it: middle-aged masc is officially hot. Skater boys: out! Men with substance, and even more substantial wallets: in!

And Hildreth (unsurprisingly) related that Dr. Phil isn't the only zaddy on TikTok:

[...] a quick scroll through TikTok or Instagram and you’ll no doubt come across countless sugar daddy memes and clips of Gene Kelly’s character in The Pirate; Eric Dane, a certified zaddy for millennials as McSteamy, now stars as Euphoria’s Cal Jacobs; and then there are  those paparazzi shots of Willem Dafoe (often referred to “Willem Dripfoe” or Willem Da Goat” on TikTok) and Daniel Day-Lewis, which have resurfaced to elicit a collective sigh of desire. 

But don't forget that these parasocial age-gap relationships are on one-way streets, because if, say, Dr. Phil or Daniel Day-Lewis (openly) expressed their attraction to [very] young women, they would be called creepy and possibly be canceled. 

The Allure of Nymphets: TikTok Edition | Teen Age-Gap Affairs & The Daddy Thing (2021)

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We peruse TikTok approximately 15 minutes per week and over the months we've come across a number of TikToks of nymphets (unsolicitedly) expressing their teleiophilia (i.e., age-gap affairs and The Daddy Thing). Consequently, we decided to curate a new cameraless documentary - The Allure of Nymphets: TikTok Edition | Teen Age-Gap Affairs & The Daddy Thing (2021).

In the short doc, Lilia Buckingham shared that she's constantly reminded about the time she returned to middle school after being kissed by two 20-year-old boys on the show Dirt. Buckingham was 15, and her two love interests on the show were played by 20-year-old Blaine Mayeon and 19-year-old Tayler Holder whom Buckingham's middle school classmates "thought were really hot".

In the doc, a 17-year-old expressed, through song, to her friends that it's not a big deal that "he's 33".

16-year-old @rosesyari went on a Tinder date with a 24-year-old whom didn't mind that @rosesyari was a nymphet. (We're assuming that the Tinder date took place in a state, like Maine or Rhode Island, where the age of consent is 16.) 

@exquisitemariia reenacted a scene in which she seductively distracted "an old man from getting the last sanitizer and toilet paper at the store".

A teen captioned her TikTok "me dating my hs teacher that i had a crush on for ever".

And addition to other age-gap TikToks, we included Dr. Phil's TikTok where he implored "You have to stop commenting "daddy" on my posts". 

Note: No grooming took place in curating of this cameraless documentary.

Columbia Sorority Sister's Electra Complex: “I’m in Love with my Father."

Brock Colyar posted on New York magazine's The Cut "I Go To an Actual Frat Party". In the piece, Colyar met: "[...] two darkly funny sorority sisters: “Hillary,” a Barnard junior, and “Brooke,” a Columbia senior, both international students [...]" 

Hillary and Brooke invited Colyar to a ($15 via Venmo) Upper West Side frat party. Brooke invited her other sorority sisters via Slack. The part of the party that's relevant to this blog is when, at 1:21 am, Brooke shared with Colyar and Hilary that she's in love with her father (i.e., : 

1:31 a.m. | On a couch upstairs, I gossip with Brooke and Hillary over boy troubles.

“King. I’ve never had a boyfriend ever,” Hillary says. 

Brooke has a different problem: “I’m in love with my father, an Electra complex*.” Then we all look at photos of her silver-haired, broad-shouldered dad shirtless on a beach trip somewhere. 

“I wish we had a J to facilitate conversation. An aperitif,” Hillary says, though I think we’ve had enough, now that we’re all drooling over these daddy pics.

*Electra complex: the female counterpart of the Oedipus complex, involving the daughter’s love for her father, jealousy toward the mother, and blame of the mother for depriving her of a penis! (The American Psychological Association)

We weren't (completely) shocked by Brooke's admission of her attraction to her father. Besides, we wrote an entire chapter on the Daddy Thing in Teens Love and Want to F*ck James Franco: A Study of a Life and Works. 

And we've done a number of posts on this blog about the topic. For example, to name a very few, we wrote about Dr. Phil's TikTok where he beseeched girls to stop calling him Daddy. 

Netflix's Insatiable "I'm super tight."

We wrote about Netflix's Insatiable where 17-year-old Patty attempted to seduce Bob - her beauty pageant coach and asked Bob, "Can I call you daddy?" 

Netflix's Insatiable "Can I call you Daddy?

And we wrote about Nancy Friday's My Secret Garden: Women’s Sexual Fantasies where Bella shared that since she was 8-years-old, her father has always been her "fantasy lover during masturbation".

Curiously, and (some) feminists may find this intriguing, in every situation, it didn't appear that the older men did any grooming. 

"I Know What You Did Last Summer": Teen OnlyFans, Zaddy & High School Student-Teacher Sex

Here's Amazon Prime and IMDb's description of I Know What You Did Last Summer:

In a town full of secrets, a group of [Wai Huna, Hawaii based] teenagers are stalked by a mysterious killer a year after a fatal accident on their [high school] graduation night.

Although, that's a brief description, for the purposes if this blog, that description will suffice, but let's take a look at what Ben Rosenstock referred to in his Vulture recaps as "weird subplots" i.e., how the series used the allure of nymphets for streams.

One of the "weird subplots" is that two of the teens, Lennon and Margot, whom Rosenstock wrote "resembles a Gen-Z stereotype", filmed teen lipstick lesbian videos for an @AllyWally teen OnlyFans account. 

One of the videos, or what Rosenstock referred to as "professional-looking porn", was shot on (high school) graduation night. (s01e04) And it can be safely inferred that the account was (regularly) updated during their (senior) high school career. Lennon shared, "I'm just being me, making love and making money [...] I like to fuck and that's that on that."

Provocatively, Margot masturbated to one of Lennon's teen boy-girl OnlyFans videos. #meta

Rosenstock asked: "Why is the idea of high-school students sleeping with their teachers so normalized with these kids?," which is another subplot. For example, a student had a sexual affair with the gym teacher. (Viewers were informed, indirectly, that the affair didn't begin until the student turned 18. #wink) Rosenstock even opined that the show went so far as to "fetishize" this student-teacher affair. 

In the premier, Margot said to Allison(Lennon), "You think I don't know how you got that "A" in A.P. Bio from Mr. Haskell?' 

And Allison (Lennon) confessed to Dylan, "[...] I may or may not have fucked Mr. Haskell to get an "A" in A.P. Bio." 

Dylan, "Oh, that."

Allison (Lennon), You knew?"

Dylan, "Everyone knew you'd do anything to win." (s01e06)

In addition, in an related conversation, Margot shared with Allison(Lennon), "[...] but your dad. I mean, he's a total zaddy."  (s01e06)

Interestingly, a murder suspect was rejected because, "He's too busy jerking off to jailbate to go around putting goat heads in people's closets." Using an electric toothbrush, Lennon attempted to teach Allison how to perform oral sex, "[...] You're gonna talk about how good it tastes. Angle yourself so he can see it going in and out." And there were at least eight teen lipstick lesbian scenes in the series.

Lastly, I was a bit taken aback by the amount teen drug use in the series e.g., Ketamine, 8 Ball\cocaine, Vyvanase, MDMA, and vape based (prescription) marijuana. 

Unsurprisingly, I Know What You Did Last Summer is in the Top 10 on Amazon with 3 out of 5 stars.