Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Euro [Teen] Handballers: Tiny Little [Spandex] Shorts" Versus [Cheeky] Bikinis

Claire Lampen posted on New York Magazine's The Cut that "Female Athletes Fined for Not Competing in Bikinis" ( JULY 26, 2021):

[T]he European Handball Federation just fined the Norwegian women’s beach team [150 euros (≈ $177) per player] for wearing tiny little [spandex] shorts rather than bikini bottoms during a championship match in Bulgaria last week.

[T]he International Handball Federation — unfortunately this matter goes all the way to the top — dictates that women wear sports bras and bikini bottoms “with a close fit and cut on an upward angle toward the top of the leg,” and sides shorter than four inches, during beach competition. 

Wait, are "tiny little [spandex] shorts" less revealing than bikinis? #rhetoricalquestion

And Lampen asked: "Do they impose similarly revealing mandates for male beach handballers?" Of course not! Apparently, Lampen didn't realize that the allure of nymphets extends to sports. For instance, we shared in an earlier post the discrepancy between the length of the French ball girl and ball boy uniforms. 

In particular to handballers, we made a GIF from the Under 16 Beach Handball EURO 2016 YouTube video, which, unsurprisingly, displays the nymphet handballers in cheeky bikini bottoms and the boys in (almost) knee length shorts. 

Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Mena Suvari's THE GREAT PEACE: Teen Actress Sex with Hollywood Manager & Lighting Engineer

Previously, we wrote a post about Mena Suvari's role as Angela Hayes in American Beauty (1999). For example, in the Academy Awards winning film, Angela (Mena) shared with her best friend and high school classmate:

“Your dad's actually kinda cute. If he just worked out a little he'd be hot...Oh, come one. Like you've never sneaked a peak at him in his underwears. I bet he's got a big dick...If he builds up his chest and arms I would totally fuck him. I would suck his big fat dick and fuck him until his eyes rolled into the back of his head.”

Very interestingly, Julia Jacobs reported in the New York Times piece "‘The Dark Part of My Life’: 5 Takeaways From Mena Suvari’s Book" (July 27, 2021) that Suvari had a number of real-life age-gap relationships that she shared in her memoir The Great Peace:

“I was getting accustomed to being cast as the sexy one or the sex object,” Suvari writes in her memoir [...] It was art imitating life. I was fine with that; I wanted only to get done what needed to be done and escape back into my own little world.” [Emphasis added] 

At 16, she says that her Hollywood manager, who was in his mid-30s, had sex with her. She was young, vulnerable and desperate for affection, she writes. 

Mena Suvari as Angela Hayes in American Beauty

It appears that Suvari's age-gap affair with her manager was consensual, but in hindsight, she appears to be implying that she was victimized, because she was "young, vulnerable and desperate for affection". 
The abusive relationship she describes in the most detail is with a man named Tyler, a lighting engineer she met at a rave when he was 26 and she was 17. The family she had grown up with had fractured, so Suvari surrendered to Tyler, she writes. Throughout their relationship, she said, he verbally abused her and forced her to participate in sex acts against her will. 
Here, Suvari is implying that she was victimized and would not have had an age-gap affair with the lighting engineer if she had not grown up in a fractured family. 

In the end, Suvari may not have taken any responsibility for her role in her age-gap affairs; however, she made it her responsibility to share details of those controversial affairs to sell books. 

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

AMERICAN HORROR STORIES: Teen's Turned On By Pain & Shame Porn

Here are the IMDb plot summaries for American Horror Stories Rubber (Wo)man: Part One & Two, respectively:

A teenager and her Dads move into a forsaken home with a grim past. As the family makes renovations, a darkness takes root within them.

Scarlett enters a twisted new romance while Michael and Troy are forced to confront their rocky relationship.

As it relates to the allure of nymphets, the first two episodes of American Horror Stories are about Scarlett who is a 16-year-old lesbian Rubber (Wo)man who is turned on by "pain and shame" and "extreme porn".

When Scarlett's dad said, "We're gonna want you to see a therapist."

Scarlett asked, "To find out what? Why pain and shame turns me on? It turns every girl on. Haven't you seen Fifty Shades of Grey?"

The New York Post confirmed Scarlett's stance that girls are turned on by pain and shame when the tabloid reported: 

Per Women's Health, the tongue emoji conveys, "I want to lick your [insert noun here]."
and the sweat drops "[...] mean any bodily fluid, like semen or squirting."

[...] youths mobbed a movie theater after they were barred from seeing the R-rated movie “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

[...] 100 teens rushed a movie theater Saturday night after they were denied tickets to see “Fifty Shades of Grey,” which is rated R and requires the viewer to be accompanied by a parent if they are under age 17.

When Maya (Paris-Michael Jackson), Scarlett's high school classmate, asked, "You've watched porn, haven't you?"

Scarlett replied, "I like violent stuff. Extreme S&M. Pain."

Maya responded, "That sounds hot."

As American Horror Stories Rubber (Wo)man: Part One & Two appears to be a teen lesbian exploitation series, unsurprisingly, Scarlett masturbated while fantasizing about kissing and choking Maya. 

In part two, the writers took full advantage of the allure of two nymphets. Scarlett had another teen lesbian affair but this time with Ruby (19-year-old model Kaia Gerber). 

Interestingly, Ruby shared with Scarlett that when she was 6-years-old, her parents sold her to "Uncle Tony" whom abused her with a low-volt cattle prod and gave her bloody spankings.

Thursday, July 15, 2021

Savannah Before Porn: A 13-Year-Old Wants To DO Rock Stars

Shannon Wilsey\Savannah & Gregg Allman

Savannah (birth name: Shannon Michelle Wilsey) was a famous porn star; however, I learned from Lena Dunham and Alissa Bennet's podcast, The C-Word, that Savannah, who was referred to on the podcast as, "[...] a 13-year-old who wants to drink and do it with rock stars," had a famous age-gap sexual affair with Gregg Allman of The Allman Brothers Band. 

Dunham: "One fateful evening, 16-year-old Shannon was dining with her mother when she caught the eye of 42-year-old famed musician Gregg Allman of The Allman Brothers [...] [S]hannon said that her mom suggested, "You should go out with him. He's famous [...] 

Bennet: "Gregg Allman and Shannon. 16-year-old baby girl and Gregg Allman who's 42 start having a romantic relationship."

Dunham: "Classic."

Bennet: "So Savannah packed up her shit. She left to go on tour with him for a couple of years. And no one was, like, ever alarmed that he was 26 years older than her [...] Pam Longoria [Savannah's mother] would later say that at first she was proud that her teenage daughter had dropped out of high school and was touring with a rock star [...]" 

However, despite the fact that Longoria suggested that her daughter "go out" with Allman and Longoria confessed that she was proud of her daughter's age-gap affair, Longoria subsequently sued Allman. 

Savannah\Shannon Wilsey

Interestingly, in 2021, Nadine DeNinno posted for the International Business Times: "Gregg Allman, 64, Engaged To 24-Year-Old Girlfriend: Shannon Williams To Become Wife No. 7"

Saturday, July 10, 2021

Victoria's Secret's Bridget Malcolm: "Claims" Told to Have Lots of Sex Before 18

There appears to be some backlash against the tropes slash themes of grooming and victimhood. For example, we previously did a post about HBO Max's Mare of Easttown where Mare advised: "Trust me. Teenage girls are fucking sneaky."

And our post on Freeform\Hulu's Cruel Summer was an example of why Mare's advice may be heeded. 

Most recently Nicole Douglas posted this boldly titled piece for the Daily Mail (7 July 2021):
"Victoria's Secret model Bridget Malcolm claims she was 'groomed by a much older man' - before suffering a 'nervous breakdown' eight years later" [Emphasis added]

Douglas wrote:
A former Victoria's Secret model has sensationally claimed she was told to 'do cocaine' and 'have lots of sex' to lose weight when she was under 18, during the early stages of her modelling career. [Emphasis added]

Bridget, who is fighting for change in the modelling industry, said: 'By the age of 18, I'd travelled to all continents except for Antarctica. I'd been groomed by a much older man. I'd been sexually assaulted multiple times.

But why did Nicole, a female at that, write that Bridget "sensationally claimed" that she was advised to 'do cocaine' and 'have lots of sex' when she was a nymphet? Does the Daily Mail and Nicole Douglas know something about Bridget's "claims" that's not being reported? #rhetoricalquestions

However, there may be some clues as to why Nicole used "sensationally". Some would argue that Bridget is making a common mistake by stressing the fact that she was "underage". For one, underage is 16 here in New York, but it's 14 in Paris. Secondly, Bridget may be implying that if models are over 18, then it's appropriate to adjure them to 'do cocaine' and 'have lots of sex' to lose weight. And Bridget may be implying that, magically, models over 18 are immune to grooming. 

Our point is that no one, no matter the age, should be pressured to use cocaine and become a nymphomaniac to lose weight. And unfortunately, many women are "groomed" and sexually assaulted by men of similar ages. 

Lastly, to Bridget's point, we've blogged about the fashion industry's use of the allure of nymphets to sell magazines, clothes and perfume

Monday, July 5, 2021

[SPOILERS] CRUEL SUMMER (2021): A High Schoolgirl and Vice Principal Sexual Affair

[SPOILERS] Freeform's slash Hulu's Cruel Summer reminded me of HBO Max's Mare of Easttown where Mare shared, "Trust me, teenage girls are fucking sneaky."

In Cruel Summer, Kate Wallis had the inhabitants of Skylin,Texas believing that she had been drugged and kidnapped by Mr. Martin Harris - the vice principal of Skylin high school. 

When in fact, without being groomed or victimized, Kate was attracted to her vice principal and went willingly and without solicitation, in the night, to her vice principal's house. Kate later admitted:

"I slept over that first night. That night led to more nights. And friends led to more than friends."

Just like Vanessa of My Dark Vanessa, a therapist attempted to convince "sneaky" Kate that she had been groomed and victimized. Kate shared:

"You know that my therapist [erroneously] said that Martin Harris basically was grooming me from the moment that he met me?"

"I went to Martin's looking for safety. What would people think if they knew that I went there willingly?" 

Despite the fact that, initially, Martin asked Kate to leave (Look, you need to go now [...] I could lose my job or worse."), the therapist related to Kate:

"Let's revisit the concept of grooming. A groomer isolates their victim."

Not knowing that, after some weeks, Kate did leave - only to return, the therapist asked:

"What do you think kept you from walking out that door?"

"He made it very clear that I had to choose between him and the outside world. I couldn't have both. And for a long time, I choose him," Kate replied. 

But just like Alisson of Being Lolitathe age-gap affair between Kate and Martin took a wrong turn after Kate didn't want to hide their affair anymore. Kate said to Martin:

"I can't wait until I'm older; so, no one will care about our age difference [...] After that, we can be a real couple."

However, for obvious reasons, Martin expressed to his student that he didn't want to go public. Consequently,  Kate said:

"I can't go on [hiding] forever, Martin. I mean, we can. Our bubble can't [...] The hiding. I can't stand it! "

An interesting side point in the series is that Mallory Higgins, Kate's high schoolmate, confessed to Kate that she had her sexual awakening in the fourth grade via Kate's dad:

"Also, sorry to say this, but your dad is kind of fine. Do you remember when he chaperoned our fourth-grade trip and he wore those really short shorts?" I'm pretty sure that was my sexual awakening - to be honest with you."

Lastly, without elaborating on Kate's thong and the teen lipstick lesbian kiss between Kate and Mallory, Cruel Summer has been renewed for a second season, the series scored a 91% Average Tomatometer, and Jenna Ryu of USA TODAY posted: "Teen mystery show 'Cruel Summer' mostly praised by critics as 'addictive,' 'compelling'"

Thursday, July 1, 2021

Tommy Genesis' "Daddy" Wanna Get It: Daddy's Little Geisha Bouncin' on My Daddy

In our latest book, Teens Love and Want to F*ck James Franco: A Study of a Life and Works, we devoted an entire chapter to The Daddy Thing. 

For example, we wrote about how some teens like yamiibear would leave comments on James Franco's since deleted Instagram account such as "Let me call you daddy (:"

And in a previous post, we shared that Dr. Phil desperately wanted his young fans to stop calling him Daddy. “You have to stop commenting ‘daddy’ on all my posts” 

Now, we'd like to share Tommy Genesis' "Daddy", which is a song about a Daddy who likes her "better with no makeup" - presumably because, "Daddy's little Geisha", looks (even) younger without makeup. 

Apparently, Daddy loves his little Geisha, but the feeling may not be mutual. "He just say he love me, I can't say it back" 

However, Daddy was asked, "Oh, you wanna get it, daddy?" [Emphasis added] Unsurprisingly, he said yes. Consequently, the little Geisha shared, "Catch me bouncin' on my daddy, bounce-bouncing' on my daddy"

Here's the song's chorus, verse 1, pre-chorus, and verse 2. The full lyrics are here

He like me better with no makeup
Oh, you wanna get it, daddy?
Oh, you wanna get it, daddy?
He call me "Daddy's little Geisha"
Oh, you wanna get it, daddy?
Oh, you wanna get it, daddy?
I'm makin' love with his face, uh
Oh, you wanna get it, daddy?
Oh, you wanna get it, daddy?
Charlie gonna make the bass bump
Oh, you wanna get it, daddy?
Oh, you wanna get it, daddy?

[Verse 1]
Two in a row, fuckin' it up, I do what I want
I like to floss, big like a boss, hash in the blunt (Got hash in the blunt)
He just say he love me, I can't say it back
He just bought me diamonds, I don't feel bad
Let 'em smell the flower 'fore he go down
L-l-let him smell the flower 'fore he go down
Catch me bouncin' on my daddy, bounce-bouncing' on my daddy
If it's good, then I'm yours, and I'm bouncin' on my daddy

Wanna fuck up my makeup, he put in work, no pay cut
And he just wanna wake up next to me and eat the cake up
Wanna fuck up my makeup, he put in work, no pay cut
And he just wanna lay up next to me and beat the cake up

[Verse 2]
Icing on the cake, blow the bag like a candle
Can you fill my needs? 'Cause I'm too much to handle (handle)
Take one for the team, 'cause you know that I'm winnin' (winnin')
You can't fuck with me if I gave you permission (Swish, ah)