Monday, April 26, 2021

AMERICAN BEAUTY (1999): A Teen Desires Oral & Sex with BFF's Dad

In American Beauty (1999),  Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey), a middle-aged writer, fell in love with Angela Hayes (Mena Suvari) - his 16-year-old daughter's best friend. This happened after Lester became completely enthralled by Angela's cheers during halftime of the high school basketball game. While Lester sat in the bleachers, he imagined that the blond nymphet opened her cheerleader uniform to seductively expose her young fountains for his pleasure. 

As his wife slept next to him, Lester continued to fantasize about Angela. And he confessed in a voice-over, “I feel like I've been in a coma for about twenty years, and I'm just now waking up.” This sentiment is often shared by nympholepts after their natural ephebophilia has been awakened by a nymphet. 

When Jane apologized to Angela about her father's flirting, Angela shared that guys started "drooling" over her and thought about her when they "jerked off" when she was 12: 
“I'm used to guys drooling over me. It started when I was about twelve. I'd go to dinner with my parents. Every Thursday night. Red Lobster. Every guy there would stare at me when I walked in. And I knew what they were thinking. Just like I knew guys at school thought about me when they jerked off...I liked it.”

When Jane apologized again for her dad's behavior, Angela replied that if Lester got a bigger chest and arms, she would "suck his big fat dick and fuck him":
“Your dad's actually kinda cute. If he just worked out a little he'd be hot...Oh, come one. Like you've never sneaked a peak at him in his underwears. I bet he's got a big dick...If he builds up his chest and arms I would totally fuck him. I would suck his big fat dick and fuck him until his eyes rolled into the back of his head.” 
Lester overheard their conversation. Consequently, he went to the garage and began lifting weights. After the workout, he masturbated vigorously, in bed next to his wife, as a dreamed about Angela bathing in a tub of red rose petals.
Lester's daughter pleaded, “Just don't fuck my dad. Alright? Please?”
Interestingly, Angela replied, “Why not?”
American Beauty won five Academy Awards including Best Picture, Best Actor (Kevin Spacey), and Best Original Screenplay.

Thursday, April 22, 2021

PissTok: TikTok's Gen Z\Teen Pee Fetish


EJ Dickson wrote in her Rolling Stone piece "TikTok: What IS Urophilia? Gen Z Fetish Humor About Getting Peed On" (APRIL 12, 2021) about "[...] PissTok, a segment of TikTok in which zoomers purport to have a raging pee fetish." (A zoomer is a member of Generation Z who were born approximately between 1997 and 2012 and are approximately between the ages of 9 and 24-years-old.)

Dickson wrote: "[...] the general theme is fairly consistent: an individual, usually a [young] woman, concocts a fictional scenario in which she accidentally-on-purpose engages in piss play and likes it."

As a disclaimer, Dickson shared that the PissTok TikToks are jokes but are "[...] edgy enough to attract attention[...]":

"But PissTok is largely dominated by young women, who use the joke as a way to express their ardent sexual desire for their partners or for celebrities [...] So overwhelming is their horniness [...] they seem to saying, that they would happily allow them - nay, even go to great lengths to arrange for them - to pee on them." 

Thus, we can conclude from Dickson that PissToks are edgy jokes used to garner attention. And that PissToks are used by teens to express "ardent sexual desire" and overwhelming horniness. 

On Slate's ICYMI podcast "What We Tok About When We Tok About Piss" (4/21/21), Dickson shared that there has been an increase in teen sex positivity, and she thanked God that Gen Z horniness is taken seriously:

"[...] there's been a real rise in sex positivity and among Gen Z. Joking about wanting to get peed on, even if it cleary a joke, that's not something that when I was a teenager like would have been in the zeitgeist to the extent that it is [...] just claiming [teen] female sexuality in itself you know wasn't really a thing. Like it's probably something that that somebody probably a teenage girl would have been mocked over."

"Thirst in general wasn't really [...] especially female thirst, wasn't something that was commonly accepted [...] [teen] horniness wasn't a thing taken seriously or considered its own currency. And, like, thank God it is now, because it's hilarious."

"It's just been increasingly accepted for young women [i.e., teens] to express their sexuality, in general, and to express their desires, like even, if they're somewhat transgressive or somewhat extreme."

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

BUT THE LITTLE GIRLS UNDERSTAND (1980): A Back Door Man and Littles Girls

Sharona Alperin on ...But the Little Girls Understand (1980)

...But the Little Girls Understand (1980) was Knack's second album. The album's title was inspired by Willie Dixon's blues song "Back Door Man" - particularly the lyrics: "I'm a back door man. The men don't know, but the little girls understand."

Per Moanin' at Midnight: The Life and Times of Howlin' (via Wikipedia): "the phrase "back-door man" refers to a man having an affair with a married woman, using the back door as an exit before the husband comes home".

It's very safe to assume that Willie Dixon and the Knack were explicitly and implicitly referring to "little girls" and not married women. Why? For one, Sharona Alperin is on the cover of ...But the Little Girls Understand. Who is Sharona Alperin, you may ask? Sharona Alperin was the teen girlfriend of Doug Fieger - the Knack's lead singer. 

 Doug Fieger and Sharona Alperin

Alperin shared with with National Public Radio"I was about 16 or 17 at the time," Alperin told host Guy Raz. "He was nine years older than me (25 or 26). And within a month or two later, he told me that, 'I'm in love with you, you're my soulmate, you're my other half, we're going to be together one day.' 

Sharona Alperin

In addition, (a braless teen) Sharona Alperin was the cover art for "My Sharona" (1979) - the Knack's international number-one hit single. 

And if Dixon were referring to married women, why didn't he sing: "I'm a back door man. The men don't know, but the women understand"?

Sunday, April 11, 2021

HBO Max's GENERAT+ION: A Teen Dramedy of Oral Sex, a Handjob and Lipstick Lesbians

Here's the plot summary for HBO Max's genera+ion:
Genera+ion is a dark yet playful half-hour following a group of high school students whose exploration of modern sexuality (devices and all) tests deeply entrenched beliefs about life, love and the nature of family in their conservative community. 
The teen dialogue throughout the dramedy series was revealing. For example, Naomi offered Delilah an Oxy[codone], "I think if you snort it it works super fast." But teen alcohol and drug abuse are for another blog; thus, let's focus on how the series made use of the allure of nymphets. 


Arianna complemented Greta, "Your tits look so good." 

Riley shared with Greta, "I once texted 'I'm so wet' to my dad by accident."

Naomi asked Arianna about the time they tried having teen lipstick lesbian sex, "That sleepover we had where we tried scissoring, and I didn't know I had poison ivy. And I got it in your vagina. Is that why you stopped talking to me?"


Nathan, Naomi's brother, shared on a field trip that, when she was a kid, Naomi flashed the mailman: "Never have I ever shown my vagina to the mailman when we were kids."

Riley, a budding teen photographer, revealed, "I did a photo assignment of these guy's faces as they were cumming."

And after Naomi shared, "I fucked J [without a condom]." She was asked, "What was it like?" "Amazing. I mean it--I mean it was kind of fast 'cause he had to pull out but amazing."


In addition to what we learned about Naomi via the "dark" high school student dialogue (e.g., She keeps Oxy, she had teen lipstick lesbian sex (i.e., scissoring), and she flashed her young vagina at the mailman.), Naomi was shown half-nude upon the high school's toilette where she exclaimed, "Shit on my dick!" She googled: "How to stop gag reflex", and with a tube of lipstick, she tested her gag reflex - in the high school bathroom. And she commenced oral sex on a schoolmate - in the high school bathroom.

Riley and Greta

There's more. For instance, like the two teen lesbian scenes that involved Riley who additionally performed a teen hand job on an aquarium employee - at the aquarium, but I think you get the point of the dramedy. 

Lastly and interestingly, genera+ion was co-created by 19-year-old Zelda Barnz. (Per HBO Max, Barnz was 17 when she co-wrote and sold the pilot to HBO Max.) In addition, Barnz is an executive producer and, unsurprisingly, Lena Dunham is an executive producer too. Dunham tweeted correctly: "This show is so true [...]" 

Wednesday, April 7, 2021

Bhad Bhabie and Malu | Nymphets (18) on OnlyFans: "The Paywall of [Teen] Porn."

Bhad Bhabie

Todd Spangler posted on Variety "[Teen] Rapper Bhad Bhabie Breaks OnlyFans Record by Earning $1 Million in Six Hours". Here are some excerpts:
Teen rapper Bhad Bhabie has captured the crown as queen of OnlyFans — claiming that she racked up more than $1 million in just six hours after her debut on the not-safe-for-work site.

A post late Thursday on her Instagram account included a pic that apparently showed her total haul from OnlyFans at just over $1 million, including $757,526.08 from subscriptions, $267,675 from DM payments, and $5,502.35 in tips. “Not bad for 6 hours,” she wrote. “We broke the fuck out of that onlyfans record.”

A spokesman for OnlyFans confirmed to Variety that the rapper did earn more than $1 million in six hours.

Bhad Bhabie (real name: Danielle Bregoli) just turned 18 on March 26. “From now on im gonna do whatever the fuck I want,” she wrote in a caption on an Instagram post Wednesday.
If you aren't familiar with OnlyFans, the New York Times' description may suffice: "Call it the paywall of porn."

Francesca Bacardi shared on Page Six, "Bhad Bhabie made $1M hours after OnlyFans debut" (April 2, 2021), that, unsurprisingly, some commenters were not pleased with Bhad Bhabie's OnlyFans debut. 
“Damn y’all wasted y’all money to see a girl that just turned 18?” 
“Whoever bought that s–t creepy as f–k,” wrote another.

Update: April 26, 2022 | Francesca Bacardi posted on Page Six that, thus far, Bhabie earned $50M on OnlyFans!

Malu Trevejo

And, of course, Bhad Bhabie isn't the only teen on OnlyFans. For example, Malu Trevejo, an Instagram and TikTok star, joined OnlyFans only days after her 18th birthday too. And unsurprisingly, some people weren't pleased. For example, per Dankanator, a fan posted: "It’s disgusting how desperate people are for Malu Trevejo to make an OF when she JUST turned 18 less than 72 hours ago. That’s some predat*ry sh*t"

But what we don't understand is why it doesn't appear that anyone is (openly) criticizing the nymphets for creating OnlyFans accounts. 

And one commenter (openly) supported Trevejo:
How dare anyone judge Malu Trevejo for making an OF as soon as she turns 18? So a person can vote, join the army [...] & a ton of other things as soon as their 18th birthday hits, but making an OF is a problem
However, we would imagine that Orthodox Muslims and Jews would agree that woman, of any age, should avoid posting on OnlyFans and that men, of any age, should avoid subscribing to OnlyFans. In other words, age is not the deciding (moral) factor in this area. 

Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Christopher Columbus' Settlers Demanded Pre-Teen Sex Slaves

Dylan Matthews posted on Vox "9 reasons Christopher Columbus was a murderer, tyrant, and scoundrel: Why do we even celebrate Columbus Day?" (Oct 12, 2015). And what was the eighth reason?
8) Settlers under Columbus sold 9- and 10-year-old girls into sexual slavery 
This one he admitted himself in a letter to Doña Juana de la Torre, a friend of the Spanish queen: "There are plenty of dealers who go about looking for girls; those from nine to ten are now in demand, and for all ages a good price must be paid."

Here's an excerpt from Columbus' letter to Doña Juana de la Torre via Boyd's Christopher Columbus, His Life, His Work, His Remains, Vol. 2: As Revealed by Original Printed and Manuscript Records:


Thursday, April 1, 2021

BAD BOYS II (2003): Megan Fox Defends Clubbing in Bikini at 15

Bethany Minelle reported for SkyNews that "Megan Fox defends dancing in bikini for Michael Bay aged 15 in resurfaced clip: In an Instagram statement, the actress says the media and society have "mishandled" the information from the viral footage." (Tuesday 23 June 2020)

Fox says [on Jimmy Kimmel Live (2009)]: "I had just turned 15 and I was an extra in Bad Boys II. They were shooting this club scene and they brought me in and I was wearing a stars and stripes bikini and a red cowboy hat and six-inch heels.

"[Bay] approved it and they said 'Michael, she's 15 so you can't sit her at the bar and she can't have a drink in her hand', so, his solution to that problem was to then have me dancing underneath a waterfall getting soaking wet."

The audience then laugh, and Kimmel replies: "Perfectly wholesome."

Clarifying her age, Fox goes on: "At 15, I was in 10th grade. That's kind of a microcosm of how Bay's mind works."

Consequently and unsurprisingly, some women were upset with Michael Bay and Jimmy Kimmel. For example, Liz W posted in a since deleted tweet: 

teen girls being preyed on by older men has never been taken seriously and still isn't

And Ruby posted:

this is so disgusting,, she repeatedly said she was 15 and he + the crowd just joked about it ?? 

However, in an Instagram post, Fox surprisingly defended Bay:

But when it comes to my direct experiences with Michael [Bay] [...] I was never assaulted or preyed upon in what I felt was a sexual manner. 

Wow, I can 't believe it! Typically, like Liz W and Ruby, actresses will deny any responsibility for their actions that took place in their teen years and will state that they were, in fact, "preyed upon". I'm stunned that Fox did not say that she was a victim and was forced, days after turning 15, to dance in a stars and stripes bikini, a red cowboy hat, and six-inch heels.