Friday, January 27, 2023

Kanye and Leonardo DiCaprio Fight Over Teen Student\Club Rat?

Eva Evans’ (@itsevaevans) TikTok, “How Kanye got between me and Leonardo DiCaprio” (1-7-23), is about when, in 2012, 35-year-old Kanye West allegedly “ruined” 17-year-old Eva’s chances of having an age-gap affair with 38-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio whom is well-known for his age-gap affairs.  

Kanye West has ruined a lot of things for a lot of people, but I want to talk about the time he ruined my chances at becoming Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend. 

The year was 2012. I was 17. The place was The Darby. My occupation at the time? Student slash club rat. 

After a whopping ten tequila shots, unsurprisingly, Eva had to find a bathroom, which is how she met DiCaprio whom offered the nymphet champagne. 

The night is bumping. It’s 2:00 am. I’ve had approximately 10 tequila sodas. Had to pee; so, I wade through the crowded Darby. I go to the bathroom. I come back to my table. But wait a second. I look up and instead of seeing the friendly face of Mathew - my best friend slash promoter.

Who do I see? Sweet Leo. He’s mid conversation but he looks up at me, and he sees my confused countenance, and he goes, “Would like some champagne?” 

However, after accepting DiCaprio’s glass of champagne, Kanye smiled at Eva, allegedly mischievously, and consequently, Eva “booked it” and informed her friends that DiCaprio and Kanye were about to fight for her love.

[...] and I look to my right. And [can you] guess who I see sitting next to the DJ booth? No other than Kanye West. So there I am face to face with Kanye. Right as this registers, Leo taps me on the shoulder [and] hands me a glass of champagne. I accept. “Thank you Leo.” 

But I’m still facing Kanye. And [do] you know what this man does? He smiles. He smiles. [sic] Do you know how scary Kanye smiling in 2012 was - period? Let alone you’re 17. When I tell you I booked it from that table. I made my way back to the crowd. I found my friends one table over [and] I said, “I think that Kanye West and Leonardo DiCaprio are about to have a fight over me!” 

To be fair, I don’t think DiCaprio and Kanye suspected that Eva was 17. Especially since she was in a club in Chelsea at 2:00 AM donning a bodycon dress, Lita Spike platform boots, and a glass of champagne; however, np, because the age-of-consent in Manhattan is 17. And Eva opined that, despite being “only 17”, she “was perfect for [38-year-old] Leo”.

“[...] what I was wearing was a bodycon dress [...] Now upon my feet were the Jeffrey Campbell Lita Spike platform boot. I was a 2012 It girl - only 17 [but] I was perfect for Leo. Had Kanye not terrified my drunken yakked up 2021 teenage self with an ear to ear smile, this would have been me baby. (Kisses photograph of Leo.)

Eva reminded us of Julia Fox whom apparently was not turned off by Kanye’s smile. Julia shared with Alex Cooper on the Call Her Daddy podcast that she was a teen sex worker during her high school years, but she started clubbing when she was about 14-years-old - "slutty" but in braces, which is not unusual for “hot underage” New York nubile nymphets.

Cooper: "How old were you when you first went clubbing?"

Fox: "Like proper clubbing? Maybe like 14 [...] They were so clearly fake [IDs] [...] but you see, like, slutty [girls] [...] You’re gonna let them in. The hot underage [girls] [...]"

Cooper: "Nobody gives a fuck."

Fox: "I had braces, and they were letting me in, girl."

Gossip Girl's Julien in the club.

And you thought the teens drinking in Manhattan clubs in the Gossip Girl volumes (e.g., And, just like that, Blair knew she was ready. She took another sip of her scotch. Oh, yes. She was definitely ready. [v01p10]) and episodes was only fiction. 

As for some of the TikTok’s comments. Amanda commented the Eva had a “NY moment” accompanied by a heart exclamation emoji, Jennifer commented that Eva had an “iconic moment”, but Milalillies didn’t appear to be pleased with the age gap. 

Amanda Victoria: A NY moment 👏🏽❣️(Heart Exclamation

Jennifer P Egbert: Iconic moment 🙌🏽(Raising Hands)

Milalillies: 17 yrs old 🥺(Pleading Face emoji)

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Gen Z Influencer: Escorting Old Men on (Paid) Dates

Casey Lewis’ Substack, After School, consists of: “Daily links 'n things about youth culture and Gen Z consumer trends.” In the DIGITAL CULTURE section of the “Frontal Lobes and Virtual Wives” weekend edition (Jan 14, 2023), Lewis wrote about the latest #grwm (i.e., get ready with me ) TikToks, which are “get ready with me to go on paid dates”. 
The latest in #grwm, the popular TikTok category in which creators share their beauty routines. If you were into the “get ready with me to break up with my boyfriend” TikToks, wait until you see the “get ready with me to go on paid dates” TikToks. 

The most interesting thing about GRWMs, imo, is that while they’re doing their makeup, they’re not actually talking about their beauty routines — the creators are divulging personal anecdotes, giving the viewer a sense that they’re confiding in a friend — the friend being you, the viewer. Master storytellers, these girls!

To give her subscribers an example of a master storyteller, Lewis embedded a Jan 13, 2023 Tweet by noisé (@proetrie) whom shared a “get ready with me to go on paid date” TikTok by aubrey.kidd2 and tweeted that, although he condones escorting, he was shocked by how easy it has become. And he noted that the TikTok’s comments section was riddled with young women asking for the link to where they could also sign up to be paid to go on dates - with much older men. However, noisé noted that most men may start with a paid date, but only with the hope of advancing to paid sex - with their much younger escorts.)

noisé: likely the last tiktok (truly toxic app i’m addicted to) i will be posting but holy shit i’m shocked how easy this all has become—no judgment, good for her but the the comment section was other girls asking for the site.

why do women not realize why these dudes are doing this?!

In the TikTok, Aubrey opened with, “I’m going on a paid date. It’s literally how I pay my rent.” 

A co-worker told Aubrey about the website where it advertises “WhatsYourPrice® for the DATE of a Lifetime”

Aubrey: “She was like, ‘You can go on dates and get paid for it.’ I was like, ‘Oh my God. That sounds so cool. I wanna get paid to go on dates. Like, are you kidding me?” 

Aubrey got the first (paid) date jitters and “bailed out” on her initial offer of $200. However, like the Roman teen prostitutes, materialism (e.g., a desire for “a festival ticket or, like, new clothes for something”) was the impetus that she needed to accept the second offer of $200. 

Aubrey met her date for lunch at a Sushi restaurant in Pacific Beach.  How was the sushi - you may ask? Aubrey: “The fucking best sushi ever.” 

Due to the waitresses and staff looking suspiciously at Aubrey, she assumed that they assumed, “Oh my god, this girl’s an escort.”

Aubrey, who appears to be in her very early 20s described her date as a “crusty, dusty, ugly old man”, but she went on to share that the age-gap date had a “vibe”. And that she and her much older “cool” date had a good conversation.  

Aubrey: “But it was a vibe. We had a good conversation. He was a cool guy.”

After Aubrey’s old man gave her $200 under the table, Aubrey (strategically) informed him that she was going shopping at Urban Outfitters, which was (conveniently) next to the sushi restaurant. Consequently, Aubrey’s date took her to Urban Outfitters for a $500 shopping spree! 

Ergo, like NYC based influencer Talia Lichstein, Aubrey’s inner teleiophile came out, and she exclaimed:

“After that I was like, ‘You know what? Age is just a number.’ I don’t give a fuck if I get weird looks. This is great. I wanna keep doing this!”

Lastly, let's take a look at the comments section that noisé alluded to where, unsurprisingly, like Julia Fox, a number of young women condoned getting paid by (much) older men. 
gracyn meredith: Ma’am I have never signed up so quickly

Sydney B.: once you get past the first date i swear it’s so easy after that to continue doing it!!!!!

KayWithThaBeam: What’s the app or website???

And of course, very young women taking advantage of paid dates (i.e., escorting) isn't new. For example, we we recapped New York magazine's The Cut Sex Diaries feature, "The College Student Starting to Fall for Her Sugar Daddy" (OCT. 3, 2021), which is about a 21-year-old college student slash sugar baby slash part-time prostitute. But what is novel, is that Gen Zers and Millennials appear to be more open about their exploits. 

Monday, January 9, 2023

Kornelia Ski (18): A Teen Influencer in Leo DiCaprio's Bathroom?

PrimaryLength6976 posted on the NYCInfluencerSnark subReddit (June 7, 2023) that model Kornelia Ski seems to be obsessed with celebrities and that Leonardo DiCaprio appears to appear “everywhere” Kornelia goes. And PrimaryLength6976 reminded Redditors that Kornelia’s a nymphet. 

PrimaryLength6976: Girl seems like she’s obsessed with getting with these celebrities. Every single video seems to be her saying “were gonna get ourselves in “ where celebrities are and leonardo seems to be everywhere she goes. (Mind u shes 18 years old)

PrimaryLength6976 was referencing a TikTok that Kornelia posted on Wednesday 12-28-22. In the video, Kornelia shared that she was going to the UNICEF Gala [in St. Barth] where Drake was going to perform. 

Kornelia, “So, basically, there’s gonna be a ton of celebrities there. I’m gonna be super excited. It’s gonna be huge.” 

And Kornelia stated that, on the previous night, she went out and saw a “ton of celebrities” including, you guessed it, Leonardo DiCaprio. In addition, sans soutien-gorge, Kornelia kindly lowered the strap of her designer wife beater and shared with her followers, “[...] my chest is red, but the rest of my body is tan.”

A week later, on 01-04-23, upon her return from St. Barth, again sans soutien-gorge, Kornelia posted an update TikTok and related that on New Year’s [Eve], she was invited to an after party aboard the Vava, “this giant yacht”, where she “talked with Drake for a little bit”. Subsequently, Kornelia and her friends had some trouble finding a bathroom until. 

Kornelia, “The same friend that got me on, was actually also staying on the boat; so, he actually let us use his bathroom.” 

Who is Kornelia’s friend - you may ask? It appears that PrimaryLength6976 may be onto something about Leonardo appearing “everywhere” Kornelia goes, because Kornelia went on to relate that when she went to that bathroom, it was in fact Leo’s bathroom and that she has receipts. 

Kornelia, “When we actually, like, went to the bathroom [...] I just got a video in Leo’s bathroom. It was the funniest shit.”

One could safely infer from Kornelia (excitedly) name dropping Drake and Leo in two TikToks that, like NYC based influencers like Talia Lichstein and Sydnee Paige, she too is a(n) (open) teleiophile. And random53636463646 may have confirmed our inference when random commented that, allegedly, Long Island born Kornelia has a 22-year-old ex whom she started dating when she was 16, and he was ≈ 20.

random53636463646: [...] she’s from lindenhurst long island😭😭😭 and her 22 yr old exthat she dated since she was 16😵‍💫gave her all the lavish stuff she has (bags, jewelry, vacations, etc) and she broke up with him as soon as she started hanging with celebs but kept all his gifts and still flaunts them LMAOOO

However, like PrimaryLength6976, bravomommy doesn’t appear to condone age-gap relationships. 

bravomommy: “Of course, I don’t support a relationship between and [sic] adult and child though.” 

But bravomommy’s comment is fascinating when one considers that an 18-year-old “child” can, like Sami Sheen, have an OnlyFans account. An 18-year-old can be a (teen) porn star. And in Nevada, an 18-year-old can be a (teen) prostitute. Wait, is bravomommy anti age-gap relationships but, like Julia Fox, pro (teen) sex workers? With that said, it’s safe to assume that Kornelia, Drake and Leo would not opine that Kornelia is a child, a (very) young woman maybe, but not a child. 

And speaking of Drake, unsurprisingly, Kornelia isn’t the only influencer he has “talked” to. We previously posted (July 24, 2022) that, per Page Six, 35-year-old Drake did some ‘yacht hopping’ with 21-year-old Suede Brooks. Leah Sarnoff‍ of Entertainment Tonight added: "They are sweet, whispering in each other's ears and laughing." In addition, prior to Brooks, per W Magazine, 31-year-old Drake dated 18-year-old Bella Harris. 

Source: Reddit\TrustLittleBrother

Leo’s age-gap relationships are famous. But did you know that Leo started dating his ex Camila Morrone when she was 19? Well, I related in Teens Love and Want to F*ck James Franco: A Study of a Life and Works that Daniella Scott of Cosmopolitan wrote that Leonardo DiCaprio met Camila Morrone when she was 12, reunited with her when she was 19, and shortly thereafter started (openly) dating the actress.