Saturday, August 29, 2015

How to Marry Nymphets for Men Over 35

[*Disclaimer: We here at The Allure of Nymphets, believe it or not, have our morals; therefore, we advise ephebophiles to use the following information for good - not evil. In other words, we advise you to be more like Elvis, Frank Sinatra or even Woody Allen and marry nymphets of legal age - more than one if you wish depending on what country you reside in, but we adjure you to not settle for being georgiaed.]

Steele writes in Date Young Women For Men Over 35 that, as an older man, without the correct attitude (inner-game): "[...] you won't get anywhere even if you are slim and trim, looking good, living in the right complex, driving a beige Jag [...]"

The unspoken attitude should be:
"I'm the catch here, not you. I'm not going to chase you. I'm attracted to you, [and] you're attracted to me." We’re both adults. You’re a young(er) adult, and I’m an old(er) adult, but we’re both adults.
Steele advises that young women are afraid that you'll use them, because you're powerful. And that they’re (initially) afraid of what their friends, boyfriends and/or family will say; therefore, older men have to take it “slow and easy”.

He writes that it takes time, especially for nymphets, to become fully invested. Thus, an ephebophile has to casually and indirectly show interest; but, too little interest and she’ll lose passion and too much interest, and you’ll frighten her. She needs to know that you're "[...] discreet, subtle and sensitive to her situation."

It is extremely important that you let her make any verbal pronouncements about the true nature of the relationship - even if it takes several months. For example, Johannes advised in The Seducer’s Diary: "No impatience, no greediness - everything will be relished in slow draughts; she is selected, she will be overtaken."

Steel shared a faux pas: He met 19-year-old Sandy where she worked. After a few visits and conversations, she invited him out for lunch. By his fourth tequila, Steele had lost his composure and confessed to Sandy, “I’d like to have a torrid affair with you." Consequently, the nymphet asked Steele to drive her home.

Steele lists three ways to casually and indirectly show interest?
  1. Non-verbally show brief flashes of intense sexual and romantic interest. Steele shared: "She loves the novelty and excitement of flirting and being the object of a man's attention. If you don't scare her away she wants more, more, more." But "If she feels pressured she will dig in her heels. [Wait] until you "accidentally" cross her path." Johannes shared: "They went out [...] I chose to leave right after [...] and to walk faster [...] along other streets [...] so that when I turned [...] I passed them in the greatest haste without greeting them or anything - to their great astonishment."
  2. Separate these with long periods of being nice but relatively aloof.
  3. And occasionally be mean e.g., through in a few “digs”.

Steele warns that if you don't have mutual friends and/or weren’t introduced to the maiden, it could take a "two-month or longer siege" and that’s if you can strategically put yourself in front of her at least three times per week.

But do not “open” a nymphet (excuse the pun) unless she shows an indicator of interest (IOI), which is usually done through body language (e.g., fondling her long silky hair.) Steele writes: "Young women send [...] subtle signals." Consequently, a man who is attractive, inside and out, should keep his eyes open for IOIs. It could come from the young barista, cashier or waitress - at a play, on the subway or in the checkout line. (Here’s a list of IOIs.)

Steele encourages men to be “benevolent” dictators and remain in charge, which he writes is attractive because young women are attracted to men "who won't kiss ass.” He warns that you'll be tested by flaking in this area, because females are manipulative since they can't use brute force to get what they want.

In addition, he writes that they’re strongly drawn by indifference, feigned or real: "[...] [therefore, be] friendly, aloof, relaxed, powerful and confident." Always be willing to walk away and don’t be manipulated. For example, if she cancels to go to Forever 21 with her girlfriend or because the premier of her favorite MTV show is on, don’t cancel working on one of your projects to be with her. And don’t take flakes personally. Steele relates that young women can be "unstable, impulsive and irresponsible."


Above are Steele's Eleven Commandments of Courtship. He writes that I through IV are mandatory. V is the hardest. Steele clarified in another list of commandments, The Ten Commandments of Meeting, that shaking hands (VI) means that no kino should be performed. And Iceberg Slim would disagree with smiling. VII means that one should avoid attempting to impress. He warned that VIII is fatal 85% of the time; therefore, don’t stare at a nymphets hillocks or fountains. X forbids acting young and hip. And the proper way to perform XI is to focus on one thing that you sincerely admire - preferably an accessory, article of clothing, hair, smile, but, once again, make no references to her hillocks or fountains.

More information on how to have an attractive mindset can be found here and don't forget to invite us to the wedding(s).

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Teen Schoolgirls "Like" Hot Teachers on Social Media

I shared in The Allure of Nymphets the following excerpt from Joshua Gaylord's Hummingbirds (Interestingly, Gaylord, in addition to being an adjunct professor at the New School, was an English teacher at an elite Upper East Side prep school.):
He has, of course, pictured her naked---just as he has pictured all of his students naked at one time or another, usually from the back of the room while they are giving a presentation...This is the great secret of all the teachers at Carmin-Casey and, Binhammer is sure, all the other high schools, public or private, in the world: there is a massive naked cocktail party going on in the head of every high school teacher. Everyone thinks that teachers are like doctors, immune to the sexual charms of their clientele...In fact, Binhammer would be willing to bet that doctors are not like doctors.

A recent controversial post on BuzzFeed shows that the fantasizing is mutual and that (some) students daydream about their teachers from the back of the classroom as well. BuzzFeed's top post with over three million views titled "13 Really Hot [High School] Teachers That Will Have You Begging For Detention. Yes, Mr. Smith. I’ll gladly stay after class" displays a number of photos taken by high school students of their "hot" teachers, which were posted to Tumblr, Instagram, Snapchat and Twitter. 

The hashtags are just as interesting as pictures:
#Hot teachers, 
#one sided love, 
#older men, 
#high school, 
College girls have a more sophisticated way of showing their attraction to their professors. On the popular website Rate My Professor, coeds can post a (subjective) reviews of their professor's teaching abilities along with a chili pepper that indicates how "Hot" the professor is. 

Thus, it's not surprising that novels, television shows and films like ttylPretty Little LiarsMTV's Scream and Molly Maxwell (2014) are so popular with nymphets. 

In the end, Gaylord wrote: 
"The fact that he is an educator entrusted by the parents of the community not to molest their children, even if those children ask to be molested [should serve as a barrier]."

Sunday, August 9, 2015

The Allure of Nymphets in Verse

Charlie Chaplin had a crush on 12-year-old Maybelle Fournier before 
he met Mildred Harris when she was fourteen and bore

a child at 16.
And he was smitten with Hetty Kelly and impregnated Lillita Grey when they were 15.

Casanova took the virginity of Nanetta and Marta, whom were orphans
Seidel wrote in Ooga-Booga about maidens

“But this woman is young. We kiss. It’s almost incest.”  
The Rosewood Day School Pretty Little Liars were dressed

in sky-high minis and panties which they flashed
at the “fortysomething guy” at the mall before he hastily left abashed.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s 13-year-old Holiday Golightly 
married [a much] older man and when she was barely

15 she lived with a college jock whose eyes could have been blue
and at 18 she stated, “I can’t get excited by a man until he’s at least forty-two.”

Californication’s Frank Moody had sex with his step-daughter whom was 16.
Bored to Death’s Ray was disappointed that Jonathan didn't sodomized the 16

year-old St. Ann's coed.
While On the Road Neal Cassady of the 15-year-old Marylou said, 

“ sweet, so young, hmm, ahh.” In The Dark Side of Camelot Joe Kennedy 
Sr. had sex with his 17-year-old caddie, 

whom he imported from the French Riviera while his wife, Lyndon Johnson 
and Lady Bird listened to the action

over lunch at the Kennedy beachfront home in Palm Beach.
In The Porning of America Frank Sinatra had the confidence to beseech

an affair with 14-year-old Tuesday Weld whom (ironically) turned down 
the role of Kubrick’s Lolita but after its success she probably had a meltdown.

And what was the 16-year-old’s Facebook New Year’s resolution?
“I’m going to f___ my history teacher!” At least she wasn't a freshman.

Gossip Girl’s Dan asked, “Who doesn’t like school girls?” 
Case in point, the homeless man whistled at the Catholic school girls

on the Grand Central subway platform while
the Pope approved the length of their skirts to entice an ephebophile.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Famous Ephebophile Frank Sinatra (48) & Mia Farrow (19)

Mia Farrow, Frank Sinatra & Tuesday Weld

Sarracino and Scott related in The Porning of America that 44-year-old Frank Sinatra had an affair with 14-year-old Tuesday Weld. Tuesday ironically became famous for turning down the role of Lolita in Kubrick’s adaptation of the novel. However, she eventually accepted a role in Pretty Poison as Sue Ann, a high school cheerleader who had an affair with a middle-aged ex-convict.

In addition, J. Randy Taraborrelli's wrote in Sinatra: Behind the Legend, that 19-year-old Mia Farrow lost her virginity to 48-year-old Frank Sinatra at his "ultra-modern glass and metal house" in Palm Springs after their flight on a private jet. “They had dinner on the terrace, served by an army of servants, and then he swept her into his bedroom.” Farrow described the night as “magical”.

And as you may know, in January of 1992, Farrow found six graphically nude photographs (e.g., "legs spread apart") of Soon-Yi, her 19-year-old (adopted) daughter, on a mantelpiece in Woody Allen's apartment. 

Vanity Fair related that subsequent to her marriage to Sinatra and prior to her marriage to Allen, Farrow married composer-conductor André Previn. Previn and Farrow had three sons and adopted three underprivileged Asian daughters. (You guessed it. Soon-Yi Previn was one of the adopted daughters.) But what you may not have guessed it that Previn and Farrow were the inspiration for the song “Beware of Young Girls” that was written by Dory Previn. (You guessed it. Dory was André’s ex-wife.) 

Previn and twenty-three-year-old Farrow started an affair while Previn was conducting the London Symphony Orchestra and Farrow was filming A Dandy in Aspic. Dory separated from André after she discovered that Farrow was pregnant with André’s child. 

Mia Farrow and André Previn 

Sunday, August 2, 2015

MTV's SCREAM: A Teacher-Student Sexual Affair, Teen Lipstick Lesbians & Teen Bella Thorne's Thong

Here's IMDb's description of MTV's Scream:
What starts as a YouTube [Cliplicious] video going viral soon leads to problems for the teenagers of Lakewood and serves as the catalyst for a murder that opens up a window to the town's troubled past.
In the opening scene of Scream's pilot, Audrey, a Lakewood High student, is filmed kissing a "chick" in the front seat of a car - in a parking lot. Someone recorded the teen lipstick lesbians and uploaded the video to Cliplicious with the caption: "Caught AUDREY makin out with some chick in the parking lot!!!!!!!!!! GET A ROOM you lesboz!!!!!!"

Unsurprisingly, the video went viral and was reposted on a number of other websites. 

Tim (@TimmyTee167) commented: NOW THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT. And JaqyLinne commented: "WOW Audrey is NAUGHTY"

In addition to schoolgirl lesbians, there's an age-gap sexual affair featured between Brooke Maddox, a Lakewood High student, and Mr. Branson, Brooke's English teacher.

Interestingly, Brook's described as wealthy, an It Girl, and the daughter of town's mayor.

Due to an (unrelated) investigation at Lakewood High, Mr. Branson suggested that he and Brook end their "study" sessions. To which Brook replied: 
"What exactly I'm I supposed to do when you call me and ask me if I'm wearing any underwear?"
Later, Mr. Branson had second thoughts about ending the "study" sessions and shared with Brook, "I miss you." To which his student replied, "I'm not the one who discontinued our study sessions."

In addition to the teacher-student affair and the teen lipstick lesbians, the pilot displayed 17-year-old Bella Thorne in a cheeky teen thong bikini.

Due to taking advantage of the allure of nymphets in the pilot, it's no surprise that Scream went on for three seasons on MTV. 

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Bill Cosby Allured by Nymphets?

Of the women who accused Bill Cosby of drugging and raping them, at least six of them were nymphets. Below are five of their stories as profiled in New York magazine:
Traitz met Cosby while working as a waitress at Café Figaro in Los Angeles. The comedian offered to drive her home one night, but instead he took her to a beach. They parked and he pulled out a briefcase full of pills. He told her to take one to relax, but Traitz declined. He became angry. He groped her and tried to climb on top of her. Traitz pushed Cosby away, and fended him off...This happened when I was 18. ---Linda Joy Traitz

“At 17, my agent introduced me to Bill Cosby, who was going to mentor me and take me to the next level of my career. Over the course of the next year, I was drugged half the time when I was with him and would come out of a delusional experience going, ‘Whoa, what was that?’ He would say, ‘Well, I needed to undress you and wash your clothes because you got drunk and made a fool of yourself.’... I was invited down to Atlantic City to see his show and had a very confusing night where I was completely drugged and my luggage was missing. When I called the concierge to find out where my luggage was, Cosby went ballistic. He slammed the phone down and said, ‘What the hell are you doing, letting the whole hotel know I have a 19-year-old girl in my hotel suite?’ The next morning, he summoned me down to his room and yelled at me that I needed to have discretion. He threw me down on the bed and he put his forearm under my throat. He straddled me, and he took his belt buckle off. The clanking of the belt buckle, I’ll never forget.” —Barbara Bowman

19-year-old Tarshis was starting a career as a comedy writer when she met Cosby in Los Angeles through mutual friends. The comedian asked Tarshis if she’d be interested in working on some material with him. She joined Cosby at his bungalow. Cosby served Tarshis a Bloody Mary topped with a beer. She drank some, and the next thing she remembered was Cosby undressing her on his couch. She told him she had a yeast infection, hoping to fend him off. Cosby grabbed her head and forced her to perform oral sex on him. Back in New York, Tarshis got a phone call from Cosby, inviting her to his show on Long Island. Her mother answered the phone, and Tarshis didn't want to explain to her mother why she was reluctant to attend. She had a drink or two at his New York City hotel. Before she left, she saw vials of pills in a man’s shaving kit. They went to the show. "It hit me like a sledgehammer," she says. She felt like she was about to pass out, and she had the driver take her back to the limo. The next thing she remembers is waking up in bed the next morning with Cosby, naked and sore.  ----Joan Tarshis

Lasha met Cosby in Las Vegas in 1986. The 17-year-old high-school student worked at the Hilton Las Vegas but wanted to pursue a modeling career, so her stepmother sent a letter and a photo of Lasha to the comedian. Cosby called Lasha’s family, inviting her and her grandmother to his show, also at the Hilton. Cosby asked Lasha up to his suite, where he promised to introduce her to an agent from the Ford Modeling Agency. In his room, Cosby handed Lasha a blue pill — he said it was an antihistamine for her cold — and a double shot of Amaretto. Cosby asked her to put on a hotel robe and wet her hair to prepare for the modeling agent’s arrival. Lasha says someone came to the room and snapped a few photos, but quickly left. Alone again with Cosby, Lasha says the comedian led her to the bedroom and gave her another shot of Amaretto. She lay down, and then he climbed in bed beside her. She remembers him humping her leg, grunting. Then she blacked out. She woke up more than 13 hours later. Cosby stood above her and clapped his hands, shouting, “Daddy says wake up.” He handed her $1,500 and told her to buy something nice for herself and for her grandmother. She came forward in December 2014. “I used to fear for my life because of the type of influence that he had. And I would cry all the time, all the time. After that, I didn’t know who to trust and who not to trust. I have nightmares. I wouldn’t let my children watch The Cosby Show because I would cry.”
---Chelan Lasha

Welles first met Cosby when she was a child. Her mother was a talent agent and knew the comedian. Welles was 17 and an aspiring singer when she ran into Cosby on the set of I Spy. He invited her to a jazz club. Cosby ordered drinks soon after they arrived. Everything became a blur. She woke up in a strange apartment, naked and alone. The comedian told Welles she had drunk too much Champagne — though she says she remembered only drinking her Coke — and he brought her to the apartment so she could sleep it off. Welles took him at his word and accepted another invitation to a magic show. Again, her memories of the night disappeared, and she woke up naked. 
---Sunni Welles
Bill Cosby and Judy Huth

And the Daily Mail reported that Judy Huth claims that Cosby molested her in 1974 at the Playboy Mansion when she was 15-years-old. Huth alleges that Cosby seduced her with beers while they played billiards before he forced her to perform a sex act on him in one of the mansion's bedrooms. Here's the full account:
Huth claims she first met Cosby as a teenager when she and a friend, 16, wandered on to the set of one of his movies. He invited them to his tennis club the following Saturday, where they then followed him to a house and he 'served them alcohol beverages before playing some games of billiards.' Huth was required to drink a beer every time Cosby won a game according to the lawsuit. Later, the girls followed Cosby to the Playboy Mansion, where the comedian allegedly told Huth and her friend to say they were 19 if anyone asked their ages. Later in the evening, Huth claims she emerged from a bathroom to find Cosby sitting on a bed at which point he asked her to sit down next to him and attempted to 'put his hand down her pants'. He then allegedly took her hand in his and performed a sexual act on himself 'without her consent.'.