Monday, July 22, 2024

Famous Age-Gap Couple: Johnny Depp (61) and Russian model Yulia Vlasova (28)

The Daily Mail posted the exclusive: “Johnny Depp's new girlfriend REVEALED: Actor dating 28-year-old Russian beautician and model Yulia Vlasova” [...] (15 July 2024) In the piece, Karen Ruiz and Will Stewart wrote that Depp met Yulia in 2021 when she was 25 at the 55th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival.

Yulia and Depp Leaving London Heliport

And earlier this year, during an Instagram Q&A, Yulia was asked to share her favorite actor. She replied, with a photo of the age-gap couple resting their hands on each other's leg: “JD [Johnny Depp]. He is a man who is incredibly talented and inspiring.” Ruiz and Stewart posted:

Yulia and Depp Resting Their Hands on Each Other's Leg

It's no wonder Johnny Depp is in such shipshape these days.

The Pirates of the Caribbean star, 61, has moved on with a new younger blonde - two years after his high-profile defamation trial following his bitter divorce from Amber Heard [...]

Yulia (28) and Depp (61)

The Hollywood star is now dating 28-year-old Russian beautician and model, Yulia Vlasova, who has been spotted hanging out with the actor in recent years after meeting in 2021.


Lily-Rose Depp (15)
Interestingly, Yulia is a few years older than Lily-Rose Depp, Depp's daughter, whom, at the age of 15, was was hired as the face of Chanel eyewear.

Sunday, July 7, 2024

Famous Age-Gap Couple: Spider-Man and the Influencer | Tobey Maguire (49) and Lily Chee (20)

OutrageousTeacher955 posted the question on Reddit’s r/NYCinfluencersnark: “Lily Chee with Tobey Maguire?!” Why the exclamation point? Maguire is 49 and Chee’s 20. 

And Sara Whitman posted on Page Six: “Tobey Maguire, 49, sparks dating rumors with model Lily Chee, 20, at Michael Rubin’s white party”. 

The famous age-gap dating rumor is due to Maguire’s hand placement upon Chee’s lower back, which was in a “form-fitting white midi dress that featured spaghetti straps, [and] a high slit”. And they appeared to be leaving the party together. Whitman wrote:

Tobey Maguire and much-younger model Lily Chee sparked dating speculation after they were spotted leaving Michael Rubin’s famous Fourth of July white party together Thursday evening.

The “Spider-Man” star, 49, appeared to have his hand near the 20-year-old’s lower back to guide her out as they exited the star-studded shindig.

Chee, for her part, showed off her fit figure in a form-fitting white midi dress that featured spaghetti straps, a high slit and crisscrossed strings that held the fabric together along her right hip and upper thigh.

Tobey Maguire (49) and Lily Chee (20)

You may know Tobey Maguire from his Spider-Man fame, but who is Lily Chee?

In the Daily Mail post: “Who is Lily Chee? Tobey Maguire's, 49, rumored love interest, 20, is a young model and actress who was discovered in a grocery store” (5 July 2024), Sharon Mai related that, in addition to being a model [e.g., “Valentino, Dior, Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger”] and an actress [e.g., “Marvel's Daredevil”], Chee is a student at Columbia, and she’s “[...] a content creator with a 1.5 million following on Instagram and was nominated for Best Breakout YouTuber at the Shorty Awards in 2020.”

Due to her photos in teen thongs and sheer tops, Chee’s a favorite of Reddit ephebophiles where a search of her name reveals revealing results. 

Interestingly, when Chee was about 16, she [allegedly], per an audio recording posted on Reddit, admitted to sexting CB’s nudes. In her defense, Chee [allegedly] told CB, “Really, everyone sent them honestly [...] Your [teen] nudes were sent to everyone [...] I had them [...] Like, it’s not, like, I just like, exposed you and, like, found those. Those were sent publicly [...]” Thus, like Karen of Mean Girls and Swiffer Girl, it appears that CB sexted her nudes to a schoolboy, whom shared them with the group chat.

Lastly, Whitman posted: “Maguire’s best friend [is] Leonardo DiCaprio — who is notorious for also dating young models and actresses [...]”, which we elaborated on in the blog post: “Leo DiCaprio & Camila Morrone Have Split & FYI: DiCaprio Doesn't Date Over 25”.

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Viral TikTok Song: Eliza McLamb's "[Teen] Porn Star Tits"

We learned from Lena Geller’s IndyWeek piece “Talking with Eliza McLamb About Farming, TikTok Fame, and Playing a Hometown Show” (12/14/2022) that Eliza McLamb, a singer-songwriter, podcaster and Substacker, is considered a “Generation Z mouthpiece”, which is due to McLamb's song “Porn Star Tits'' that went viral on TikTok in 2020 when McLamb was 19. Consequently, McLamb’s music career was launched, which she's “very grateful for”.

Here’s McLamb’s “[Teen] Porn Star Tits” - in summary with the lyrics:

A 10-year-old girl was told by a man on the internet that she had porn star tits. (Note: Per the Colorado Department of Education, a 10-year-old would be in the 4th or 5th grade. And one can infer from this verse that the man was conversing with the preteen via a webcam.) The girl didn't understand what porn star tits were, but she did know that the man was “getting off” (i.e., self-gratificating). Consequently, the nymphet donned a bikini top, applied some makeup, and in an attempt to get more attention, went to a Gamestop, which is mostly patronized by boys. 

When I was ten years old, a man on the internet

Told me I had porn star tits

I didn't know what that meant

But I knew he was getting off on it

So I wore a bikini top under my v-neck

Went to the mall to try on some makeup

Walked into GameStop looking for attention

But all I got was condescension

By the 7th grade (i.e., approximately 12-years-old), the girl realized that her teen porn star tits were profoundly powerful. Consequently, in an effort to make the schoolboys be nice to her, she, à la Karen of Mean Girls and Swiffer Girl, sexted her porn star tits; however, the boys traded her nudes like Pokemon cards. 

In seventh grade, I figured out

That my porn star tits are pretty powerful

They make boys be nice to me for a week

Then they trade that shit like Pokemon cards

Swapping my body with somebody else's

That's metrically hotter than mine

How can I, a seven, compete with all these nines?

(Dude, she thinks she's a seven)

Well, I guess I could steal their boyfriends

Or I guess I could go to church

I either play the whore or Madonna and I'm not sure which one's worse

Bought a pack of Marlboro Reds

'Cause I saw on Tumblr that's a pretty girl cigarette

Smoked one thinking it made me look cool

Then I threw it all up in the girls' bathroom at school

On the weekends, the nymphet went to parties where she used her porn star tits as currency to have “mediocre [teen] sex” in a stranger’s room; however, afterward she felt empty, but she admitted that she kinda liked being able to use her sexuality as currency in exchange for attention slash sex.

And on the weekends, I show up to parties that I'm not invited to

Out of spite, I have a good attitude

Dance all night 'til I end up in someone's room

I say, "I like the way you talk to me"

He says, "I like the way you look at me

Hey, by the way, if we sleep together

Tomorrow I'll act like I don't remember"

And that's when it dawned on me

That my porn star tits are pretty good currency

For mediocre sex and a feeling of total fucking emptiness

I mean, didn't I ask for it a little bit

In some strange way, I kinda like it

That voice in my head telling me, "Good girl, it's working, isn't it"

Isn't it? Fuck

And the teen related that she could deal with feeling “disembodied” - as long as she had a “bangin'” body that could get her recognition on Instagram (i.e., likes and a DM). 

If I have to feel so disembodied, the body better be bangin'

It's gotta be the type to get me a few likes

On Instagram and a DM that says "slut"

McLamb Explained "Porn Star Tits"

McLamb explained “Porn Star Tits” in a TikTok where she said that a lot of young girls are hypersexual, because it’s rewarding and “truly validating”. And she strongly disagreed with feminists whom say that young girls aren’t sexual. McLamb countered that teens “do act sexually”, because they yearn to be validated as “desirable “object[s]” :

“A lot of girls become hypersexual at a young age - not because of daddy issues or because of some deeper narcissistic wound of ego but because that behavior is rewarded by your culture. And it is truly validating.”

“I  became disillusioned with a lot of feminist discussions around this issue because it didn’t make sense to me. They say, “Young girls don’t like to be objectified. Young girls aren’t sexual. You’re sexualizing them.”

“But that didn’t make sense to me. Young girls do act sexually. Young girls do seek validation based on their status as a desirable ‘object’” 

Lastly, Sloan Pecchia posted on Uproxx: “Eliza McLamb Is Leaving TikTok Behind For Something Deeper On ‘Going Through It’ (January 24, 2024). In the piece, McLamb confessed that even though she has distanced herself from “Porn Star Tits”, which by 2023 had been streamed approximately four million times, she strategically included it on Memos, her first EP. #teensexsells Unsurprisingly, it worked. 

McLamb’s first EP, Memos, featured her most commercially successful song to date, “Porn Star Tits.” This song in particular had gone viral on TikTok when she first wrote it in 2020, but when deciding what songs to include on the track listing, it was not at the top of the list. However, it seemed she felt obligated to include it, as it initially helped drive her success. “I wanted to Trojan horse the rest of the work through that song, being like, ‘Okay people listened to this song. Maybe they’ll listen to the rest of it,’” McLamb explains. That tactic seems to have worked as the success of Memos [...]

Like Spotify, McLamb may have “distanced” herself from “Porn Star Tits”, but some teen TikTokers are still close to the suggestive song.