Tuesday, February 21, 2023

Ron DeSantis: Hot for Teacher? | Popular Teacher Parties with Prep Schoolgirls

Jake Tapper tweeted a quote from Alex Leary's Wall Street Journal piece "Trump Says It Would Be a Mistake for DeSantis to Run for the White House in 2024" (Nov 8, 2022) 

Trump threatens DeSantis: “If he runs, he runs. If he did run, I will tell you things about him that won’t be very flattering. I know more about him than anybody other than perhaps his wife, who is really running his campaign.”

Consequently, readers wondered what "very [un]flattering" information Trump may have on DeSantis.  Well, Bess Levin related in a Vanity Fair piece that "Donald Trump, Longtime Friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Suggests Ron DeSantis Groomed High School Girls"

Levin wrote:

On Tuesday, [February 7, 2022] the 45th president shared two posts on Truth Social that included the same photo of DeSantis apparently partying with high school girls while he was working at a private school, with the image claiming to show DeSantis “grooming high school girls with alcohol as a teacher.” Adding his own commentary, Trump wrote: “No way?” and “That’s not Ron, is it? He would never do such a thing!”

To elaborate, Trump responded sarcastically to the meme "Here is Ron DeSanctimonious grooming high school girls with alcohol as a teacher" with "That's not Ron, is it? He would never do such a thing!

And to Dong-Chan Lee's Truth Social post, "DeSantis was having a "drink" party with his students when he was a high school teacher. Having drinks with underage girls and cuddling with them certainly look pretty gross and ephebophiliaesque.", Trump asked, "No way?"

It's not clear if there's any truth to DeSantis' grooming allegations, but per the New York Times report "Pranks, Parties and Politics: Ron DeSantis’s Year as a Schoolteacher" (Nov. 5, 2022), DeSantis "hung out at parties with seniors" at the Darlington School, a boarding school in Georgia, and "[...] Mr. DeSantis was popular among many students." [Emphasis added]

The Vanity Fair subheading, "As a reminder, the ex-president has literally been described as Epstein’s wingman, and he once called the deceased predator a 'terrific guy' who was 'a lot of fun to be with.'", inferred that Trump has some audacity to imply that DeSantis had an affair with (at least) one of his prep school students, which reminded us of a previous post where we recapped Karen Ruiz's Daily Mail post "Donald Trump was allegedly recorded having a threesome with a teenage girl and a porn star in a Mafia-run Times Square brothel in the 80s, book claims" (October 18, 2019). 

In the post, Ruiz wrote that, per the book All the President's Women: Donald Trump and the Making of a Predator, Donald Trump was (allegedly) recorded having a threesome with a teenage girl and a porn star in a Mafia-run Times Square brothel in the 80s! 

Annie Hamilton's IG Post: Public Teen Oral Sex in New York Movie Theater!

Annie Hamilton, an actress who starred in Dance Camp (2016), an Awesomeness Films production, posted the following on her soimwritinganovel Instagram (IG) account (December 7, 2022):

in 9th grade they took us on a class field trip to see "an inconvenient truth" in imax & a total of 3 blow jobs were given to/from my peers (everywhere I looked). that nite I had Jamba Juice, never having been kissed, and I felt old, older than I do now; the oldest Ive ever felt

From "Cinderella by Way of Cassavetes", a New York Times profile that Hamilton linked to in her IG profile, we can infer that Hamilton was on an Ethical Culture Fieldston School field trip when the "3 blow jobs" took place . Interestingly, Fieldston is an Ivy Prep School that competes against the Horace Mann School whose most famous alumna is, arguably, the Swiffergirl

Hamilton's post raises some (rhetorical) questions: Why did Hamilton write a post about three (3) freshman prep schoolgirls (≈ 14-year-olds) giving blow jobs in a New York movie theater? Was Hamilton using the allure of nymphets for (4,661) likes, comments, and follows?

Hamilton alluded to her reasoning in the profile:

“A year or two ago, I became aware that I had made sort of a character online,” said Ms. Hamilton. “And now I play into that. If I recognize that I could do something crazy or kooky or wild or sensationalist, I will do it and then put it online. But I don’t view any of it as particularly honest. What I’m willing to tell people is all smoke and mirrors. I might flaunt a disgusting habit or story about myself, but really that is to conceal what truly is disgusting.”

Thus, it appears that, in addition to getting likes, comments, and follows, Hamilton may "flaunt a disgusting habit or story [...] to conceal what truly is disgusting."

I'm not sure what Hamilton could be concealing that's truly disgusting by flaunting the prep schoolgirl movie theater blow job story, but it may not matter if the story is true or not, because what's more important is Hamilton's reasoning for the post. 

However, we would not be surprised if the story were true, because we previously recapped Laura Sessions Stepp's Washington Post piece "Parents Are Alarmed by an Unsettling New Fad in Middle Schools: Oral Sex" (July 8, 1999), we wrote about Tamar Lewin's New York Times piece where it was related that Hunter, a top high school on Manhattan's wealthy Upper East Side, provided "mint-flavored condoms with no spermicide, labeled ''ONLY for oral sex'' for the Hunter High nymphets, and we related that Ariel Levy wrote in Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of [Teen] Raunch Culture about several instances of schoolgirls performing oral sex on school buses. 

Intriguingly, it appears that we were of the few who took Hamilton's post about teen public oral sex seriously, because a number of commenters opined that the post was poetry, poetic and literature. 

adrina.b Poetic really

fiercedad This is the most brilliant poetry

niseygal Best thing we’ve seen in American literature since Pynchon

animal_joyy pure poetry

Lastly, marisapearcee commented: "But why are you choking yourself", which is a good question. Would we be so naive to think that "kooky or wild or sensationalist" Hamilton would not further sexualize the post with a display of erotic asphyxiation? 

Monday, February 20, 2023

VELMA (2023): Nude Coolsville High Students, DILF City and Teen Lipstick Lesbians!

Per HBO Max: “Velma is an adult animated comedy series telling the origin story of Velma Dinkley, the unsung and underappreciated brains of the Scooby-Doo Mystery Inc. gang. This original and humorous spin unmasks the complex and colorful past of one of America’s most beloved mystery solvers.”

Mindy Kaling executive produced the series, and she played Velma. That news set off our nympholepsy and teleiophilia alarms, which was warranted because, about a minute into the first episode, viewers were entertained by nude nymphets showering in the Coolsville High locker room, which was followed by a nude teen catfight. (Viewers were entertained by the nude showering coeds in episode 10 as well.)

As for teleiophilia, Velma expressed her attraction to (much) older men - more than once. For example, in episode 1, after Fred showed Velma a social media post of his tall and blond father, Velma responded, “Zam, DILF city!”
Oxford Languages: DILF noun | a sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children.
Urban Diction: DILF acronym | "Dad I'd Like to F***".
Toward the end of the first episode, Velma shared that she would like to see a naked picture of LeBron. And in episode 5, in response to learning that Norville was dating Gigi, a cool girl, Velma said, “Damn, this makes me think I could bag Don Lemon.”

As for nympholepsy slash ephebophilia, in episode 2, Velma related that 18-year-old Sarah had a Sugar Daddy, and “Her parents are cool with it.”

In episode 4, at the Crystal Cove Town Hall, Velma unveiled the Top 5 Coolsville High Hot Girls to Mayor Dave whom responded, “Ooh, they are so hot. Daddy likey.”

In episode 8, Daphne shared, “But a while back, I was low-key obsessed with someone […]” What was Velma’s response? “Oh, so like me and Neil deGrasse Tyson.” And in episode 8, Gigi said, “Norville, I wanna go with you to my cabin in the woods [to have sex].” But before Norville could respond, the Coolsville High elderly and balding janitor whispered seductively, “I’ll go.”

In pop culture, nympholepsy is typically coupled with teen lipstick lesbianism. And Velma is no different, as Velma and Daphne, apparent teen bisexuals, had an on-again\off-again affair. (Interestingly, the “hot” Betty and Veronica kiss in the Riverdale pilot was referenced, which was when, in an effort to increase their chances of being picked for the cheerleading team, Veronica passionately kissed Betty in front of the cheerleading captain and her assistants.)

In addition, there were other random bits of salaciousness in the animated series. For example, in episode 1, the owner of Spooner’s Malt Shop, the town’s most popular diner, shared the secret to the diner’s success with Velma: “Just good food, great tunes. And I let teens have sex in the bathroom.”

In episode 6, Daphne and her father dined at Nana’s Nipples - a strip club where Velma’s father pleaded, “Velma please. Can’t a father and daughter just enjoy a nice meal at a strip club without it being awkward?” Subsequently, to the onlookers dismay and despite a neon sign that read 18+ Only, Daphne took to the stripper pole. And in episode 3, while visiting Fred in prison, Velma lifted her fountains and asked Norville, “Is it obvious I have two bean bags in my bra?”

Despite its repeated use of the allure of nymphets for streams, Velma received a measly 41% Average Tomatometer and a 7% Average Audience Score; however, it was (somehow) renewed for second season.

Saturday, February 18, 2023

Pedro Pascal: Hot for Daddy and Teacher

Prior to hosting Saturday Night Live (s48e12), Pedro Pascal was considered by (some) young women to be TikTok's favorite Daddy and\or "daddy of the moment", which prompted CT Jones' Rolling Stone post "Creator of the Viral Pedro Pascal Fancam Explains Why the Actor Is TikTok's Favorite Daddy". Jones wrote:

Every Sunday night, fans of Pedro Pascal can tune in to HBO to watch the Chilean actor star as the stoic, sexy, reluctant father figure Joel in The Last Of Us. But on TikTok, weekly episodes aren’t enough — stanning Pascal is a full-time gig. Fans on the app have crowned 47-year-old Pascal the “daddy of the moment” in the only way it knows how: inundating For You pages everywhere with fan edits. 

Jones explained that a fan edit is like a synonym of fancam, which is like a synonym of thirst trap. 

Jones: As for fancams, they are when TikTokers curate: "[...] videos of a popular actor and smash them together into a short but heavily edited clip full of transitions, filters, and of course, a rousing backing track [...] their most popular forms usually serve one purpose: a thirst trap. Cambridge Dictionary: thirst trap noun | a statement by or photograph of someone on social media that is intended to attract attention or make people who see it sexually interested in them  

Jones related that, despite being 45-years-old, "[...] if there is one thing people on TikTok can agree on, it’s that Pedro Pascal is smoking hot." 

@dvcree petitioning to be your fav pedro pascal editor #pedropascal #pedropascaledit #agentwhiskey #kingsman #dvcree ♬ save a horse ride a cowboy - ᖭི༏ᖫྀ
Jones shared that one of the most popular Pascal fancams was created by TikTok user @dvcree. @dvcree's TikTok "smashed" together clips of Pascal from Agent Whiskey in Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle. The TikTok began with Pascal's character sharing with Halle Berry's character, “I got a six-pack of cold ones on ice, and my roomie’s out all night, so you can scream my name as loud as you need to sugar!” 

As of the writing of this post, that TikTok had over 21 million views, over 2 million likes, and was saved almost 1 million times. (Jones related that saves are "one of the biggest signs of thirst success on TikTok".)

On the red carpet for the premier of The Last Of Us, Pascal was asked, "You know, you're the daddy of the Internet, right? Before answering, Pascal read a tweet from Ally (@merrinluvr) whom tweeted: "I call Pedro Pascal a DILF and think he's my cool slutty father" Pascal replied, "Yup. I am your cool, slutty daddy." Thus, unlike Dr. Phil who adjured his young female fans to stop calling him daddy, Pascal has embraced his DILF status. 
Oxford Languages: DILF noun | a sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children. Urban Diction: acronym | "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids.

Always aware of the zeitgeist, the writers of Saturday Night Live wrote the skit "Fancam Assembly" - but with a twist. Here's the skit's synopsis posted on YouTube: "A teacher (Pedro Pascal) can't figure out why his students are obsessed with making fancams of him and the rest of the school staff."  That's correct. In the skit, Pascal plays Mr. Ben - a high school teacher. And the fancans (i.e., thirst traps) were made by his students. 

In the skit, during the Technology Use school assembly, Mr. Ben told the 14-year-old students, "Do not make fancams of school staff. Like this." In one example from "thousands" of TikToks that Mr. Ben projected to the assembled students, "sparkly fast romantic montages" of him in the classroom and in the school's hallway were smashed together with hearts. 

One student responded to Mr. Ben's demands that the fancams cease with, "But we make them because you are our beloved, and you have us in a chokehold."

And another student explained that COVID made them make Mr. Ben daddy, "Because COVID lock[ed] us down when we are 11 [sic] and now we are 14, so now we have to make you daddy."

Unsurprisingly, this is not the first time we've written a post were the two motifs (i.e., The Daddy Thing and Hot for Teacher) were combined. For example, we wrote about BuzzFeed's post "13 Really Hot [High School] Teachers That Will Have You Begging For Detention. Yes, Mr. Smith. I’ll gladly stay after class" that re-posted a number of photos that were taken by high school students of their "hot" teachers, which were posted to Tumblr, Instagram, Snapchat and Twitter. Some of the hashtags that accompanied the photos were#Hot teachers, #DADDY AF and #FUX ME ZADDYYYY.