Tuesday, February 21, 2023

Annie Hamilton's IG Post: Public Teen Oral Sex in New York Movie Theater!

Annie Hamilton, an actress who starred in Dance Camp (2016), an Awesomeness Films production, posted the following on her soimwritinganovel Instagram (IG) account (December 7, 2022):

in 9th grade they took us on a class field trip to see "an inconvenient truth" in imax & a total of 3 blow jobs were given to/from my peers (everywhere I looked). that nite I had Jamba Juice, never having been kissed, and I felt old, older than I do now; the oldest Ive ever felt

From "Cinderella by Way of Cassavetes", a New York Times profile that Hamilton linked to in her IG profile, we can infer that Hamilton was on an Ethical Culture Fieldston School field trip when the "3 blow jobs" took place . Interestingly, Fieldston is an Ivy Prep School that competes against the Horace Mann School whose most famous alumna is, arguably, the Swiffergirl

Hamilton's post raises some (rhetorical) questions: Why did Hamilton write a post about three (3) freshman prep schoolgirls (≈ 14-year-olds) giving blow jobs in a New York movie theater? Was Hamilton using the allure of nymphets for (4,661) likes, comments, and follows?

Hamilton alluded to her reasoning in the profile:

“A year or two ago, I became aware that I had made sort of a character online,” said Ms. Hamilton. “And now I play into that. If I recognize that I could do something crazy or kooky or wild or sensationalist, I will do it and then put it online. But I don’t view any of it as particularly honest. What I’m willing to tell people is all smoke and mirrors. I might flaunt a disgusting habit or story about myself, but really that is to conceal what truly is disgusting.”

Thus, it appears that, in addition to getting likes, comments, and follows, Hamilton may "flaunt a disgusting habit or story [...] to conceal what truly is disgusting."

I'm not sure what Hamilton could be concealing that's truly disgusting by flaunting the prep schoolgirl movie theater blow job story, but it may not matter if the story is true or not, because what's more important is Hamilton's reasoning for the post. 

However, we would not be surprised if the story were true, because we previously recapped Laura Sessions Stepp's Washington Post piece "Parents Are Alarmed by an Unsettling New Fad in Middle Schools: Oral Sex" (July 8, 1999), we wrote about Tamar Lewin's New York Times piece where it was related that Hunter, a top high school on Manhattan's wealthy Upper East Side, provided "mint-flavored condoms with no spermicide, labeled ''ONLY for oral sex'' for the Hunter High nymphets, and we related that Ariel Levy wrote in Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of [Teen] Raunch Culture about several instances of schoolgirls performing oral sex on school buses. 

Intriguingly, it appears that we were of the few who took Hamilton's post about teen public oral sex seriously, because a number of commenters opined that the post was poetry, poetic and literature. 

adrina.b Poetic really

fiercedad This is the most brilliant poetry

niseygal Best thing we’ve seen in American literature since Pynchon

animal_joyy pure poetry

Lastly, marisapearcee commented: "But why are you choking yourself", which is a good question. Would we be so naive to think that "kooky or wild or sensationalist" Hamilton would not further sexualize the post with a display of erotic asphyxiation? 

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