Sunday, November 8, 2026

SASSY’s Jane Pratt vs. Megyn Kelly: Was Epstein a Pedo or Ephebophile?

Jane Pratt posted on her Another Jane Pratt Thing Substack an “Unpopular Opinion: Megyn Kelly Was Right” (Dec. 11, 2025). Jane wrote the post “In partial defense of Megyn Kelly's stupid-ass statement about 15-year-olds not being 8-year-olds,” which is about Megyn’s statements on The Megyn Kelly Show (Nov. 12, 2025), where Megyn shared that she was told by "somebody very close to this [Epstein] case" that Epstein was not a pedophile, because Epstein was into “the barely legal type, like, he liked 15-year-old girls” and “that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds”. Megyn shared,

“[...] I do know somebody very, very close to this case who is in a position to know virtually everything [...] And this person has told me from the start, years and years ago, that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile [...] that he was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15-year-old girls [...] he wasn't into like eight-year-olds, but he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby, and that is what I believed, and that was what I reliably was told for many years.” 

The Netflix documentary, Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich (e01), confirmed Megyn’s source. In the documentary, Haley Robson, who some call The Teen Ghislaine Maxwell, shared that when she was 16, she agreed to recruit teen masseuses for Epstein, for which she agreed to be paid $200 per massage. Over an, approximately, one-year period, Haley recruited almost 30 of her schoolmates from Royal Palm Beach Community High School for Epstein. Haley confessed, "I probably recruited maybe 24 [high school] girls."

Relatedly, per the award-winning documentary, Are All Men Pedophiles? (2013), which premiered at the Queens World Film Festival in New York City in 2012 and is streaming on Netflix, there’s a major difference between the popular definition of pedophilia and the technical\professional definition. The public’s definition of a pedophile is a man, over the age of 18, who is sexually attracted to girls under the age of 18; however, the technical\professional definition of pedophilia is:

  1. A sexual preference for pre-pubertal or early pubertal children (i.e., between the ages of 8 and 13)
  2. For six months or more, the individual has acted on those urges or suffers from distress as a result of having the urges
  3. The individual must be at least 16-years-old and at least five years older than the subject of desire

Thus, technically Megyn is correct because, Epstein would more accurately be described as an ephebophile, which is a man who is attracted to pubescent later adolescents, generally, between the ages 15 and 18.

It turns out that Jane’s post appears to be clickbait, because she did not defend or even partially defend Megyn’s statements. For example, Jane wrote: 

Megyn Kelly’s stupid-ass statement that a 15-year-old is not the same as an 8-year-old when it comes to pedophilia got the backlash it deserved [...]

Being 15 is one of the most confusing times in life. For girls especially. Regarding sex, especially. Preying on them versus younger kids is not necessarily a lesser crime or a greater crime. But it’s a crime [...] 

However, Jane, who is the founding editor of Sassy (1988-1996), a teen magazine, where she edited revealing cover stories such as “Topless Dancers: Tell You Why They Do It”, did share that she learned from editing Sassy that 15-year-old girls are not “little kids”, they are “wiser and more thoughtful than they were getting credit for”, and they want to be seen as having “maturity and depth and complexity”. In addition, Jane related that 15-year-old girls have “biological sexual urges” and “sexual desires of their own”. Jane wrote:

Fifteen-year-old girls are also, not coincidentally, the exact demographic I studied the most when I started Sassy magazine [...] I put a lot of effort into understanding and then conveying how teenagers were not the little kids that parents and teachers and other magazines at the time treated them like they were. They were wiser and more thoughtful than they were getting credit for [...] They could care about their zits and global politics at the same time. They wanted to be seen as having the maturity and depth and complexity that they knew they had inside.

Teenage girls also had sexual desires of their own. They knew that while the press suggested it was strictly boys who wanted sex and girls’ job to prevent them from getting it – or to give it away in exchange for something else valuable like popularity - that wasn’t the way they felt. They/we were also figuring out what and who those biological sexual urges would attach themselves to.

In a bit of a non-sequitur, Jane shared that 13-year-old Christy lost her virginity to members of the Hells Angels. In the back of a van. On a school night. During an outdoor party. Jane didn’t attend the fête en plein air, but Christy and some of the other partygoers shared the news with Jane at school the next day. Jane’s reaction, at the time, was envy, and she thought, “Lucky!” Jane wrote: 

When I was 13 years old, my same-age friend Christy (I changed her name) went to a party [...] A bunch of teenagers in a rural area of Durham, North Carolina would meet up in a field somewhere [...] to drink and blast music and sometimes smoke what we called pot. I didn’t get to go to that specific night’s party [...]

But the next day at school, Christy and some of the other attendees told us how she had lost her virginity that night to a group of Hells Angels guys in the back of a van there. None of us called it rape, and that's not how we thought of it until years and years later. My inner and outer dialogue around it was “Damn, Christy got to lose her virginity before I did! Lucky! Get with it, Jane!”

Jane elaborated that since she and her friends refused to tell any parents, teachers, doctors, counselors, or “any authority figures at all” about Christy and the Hells’ Angels, the schoolgirls “ruled” that Christy losing her virginity to a group of bikers “was a triumphant moment, something to be proud of if you were Christy or envious of as Christy’s close friends.” However, Jane wrote that not sharing the news of Christy’s age-gap encounter with an authority figure “further” numbed the schoolgirls to the idea that we were “in fact, vulnerable”. 

Lastly, three years later, Cindy and Jane resolved to lose their virginity ASAP to whomever. Cindy “won” and Jane lost, but only months later, Jane “finally caught up” with Christy and Cindy. Jane shared:

My friend Cindy (real name) and I were 16 when we determined we would lose our virginity ASAP. We wanted to get rid of those albatrosses and it didn’t matter (we thought) who we lost it to, just that we did. She won. I was 17 when I finally caught up, thank god.

Saturday, October 24, 2026

"Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging": Schoolgirl Three-Some with A-List Actors!



Amazon's synopsis of Louise Rennison's Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging: Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (Piccadilly Press, 1999) states that the YA novel contains: “a little boy-stalking, teacher-baiting, and full-frontal snogging with a Sex [g]od”.

In terms of teacher-baiting, Rennison's Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is filled with teleiophilia. For example, while they were "lolling about" on Georgia's "bed, listening to the Top Forty", 13-year-old Ellen shared that she was kissed by a sailor.
"I went to a Christmas party at my cousin's last year and this boy from Liverpool was there. I think he was a sailor. Anyway, he was nineteen or something, and he brought some mistletoe and kissed me."
Georgia desperately wanted to know what Ellen did with her tongue, but Ellen couldn’t remember. However, Ellen did recall that she enjoyed the brief “tickly” kiss, but she was not fond of the sailor’s girlfriend. Ellen elaborated,
"I can't really remember. It was a bit tickly and it didn't last long, but I liked it, I think. He was quite nice, but he had a girlfriend and I suppose he thought I was just a little thirteen-year-old who hadn't been around much."
Herr Kamyer was Georgia’s German and physics teacher. Georgia opined that Mr. Kamyer, the only male teacher, was "the only bright spot" in her all-girls' school. Consequently, when Mr. Kamyer was out with a cold, Georgia exclaimed, "Double damn. When am I going to have any fun? Sacré blue."

Jackie, an open teleiophile and Georgia’s schoolmate, changed in a park "loo" from her school uniform into a satin crop top and tight trousers, because she had a date with an approximately 30-year-old DJ. Jackie shared with Georgia,
"I've got a date with the DJ at Loveculture - he's so cool. I think he's about thirty but I like mature men."
Georgia had a sleepover with Jas, another schoolmate. The schoolgirls looked through Georgia's bedroom window to see if they could see into Mr. Next Door's bedroom. Georgia and Jas simply wanted to see what the man next door wore to bed.

Georgia related one of her dreams, where, with large D-cups, she began a threesome with Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. Georgia shared,
“[...] in the privacy of the changing room I began to get undressed [...] When I got down to my (well-filled D-cup) bra and knickers I was startled to find someone had come into the room. It was Leonardo DiCaprio [...] Then he started covering my quivering [...] body with kisses. Just then someone else came in [...] Leo said, "It's OK, it's only Brad," and Brad Pitt came and joined us."
Not only did Georgia dream of having “bigger breasts”, she considered making a Faustian bargain to attain her goals. Georgia said, "[...] like, swap my dad's soul in exchange for bigger breasts for the party on Friday."

Lastly, as for age-gap scenarios, while in Jennings', a shop, Georgia became enthralled by Robbie, whom Georgia described as a dark, muscular, and gorgeous Sex [g]od. Georgia said,
"[...] all muscly and dark and ooohhhhh." [Emphasis added]

"[...] a Sex [g]od came out of the back room. I swear he was so gorgeous it made you blink and open your mouth like a goldfish [...] I wonder how old he is? I must become more mature quickly. I'll start tomorrow."
Subsequently, Georgia cut school and returned home after her Mum and little sister left to await the Sex [g]od's arrival. But after Robbie entered Georgia's home, to Georgia's dismay, Robbie decided that, despite being attractive, Georgia was too young. Robbie said,
"[...] I am attracted to you [...] but I can't go out with you [...] Because you're too young [i.e., 14-years-old]. I'm nearly eighteen - it wouldn't be right, it would be like cradle-snatching."
After Robbie left, Georgia exclaimed: "Too young for him? Oh merde merde merd, double merde.”

However, two days later the stubborn schoolgirl thought of a way to seduce Robbie. Georgia exclaimed,
"Eureka!!! I've got it!!! [...] There is a way I can convince Robbie that I am more mature than my fourteen years....I have to dye a blond streak in my hair."
And based on the title of the next volume in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series, On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God, readers can infer that Georgia successfully seduced Robbie.


Georgia wasn’t only attracted to men (e.g., A-list actors), she was attracted to schoolboys her age as well. For example, after Georgia walked up to Mark, whom was smoking near a phone box, Mark put his tongue in Georgia’s mouth and his hand on her fountain. Georgia said,
“[...] he threw his cigarette down [...] he just kissed me right on the open mouth [...] Also, he put his tongue in my mouth, which was a bit of a surprise [...] And he put his hand on my breast! [...]"
However, after that, Mark informed Georgia, "I'm going back to Ella because she lets me do things to her. Sorry, see you later." If Georgia let Mark fondle her breast, what in the world did schoolgirl Ella let Mark do?

In a salacious scene that can go in part seven of the Substack series “From the NY TIMES to Netflix: Schoolgirl Sleepover Sex Stories”, during a pajama party slash sleepover, Georgia and her schoolmates took off their knickers (i.e., panties)! Georgia shared that the schoolgirls,
"[...] decided to dare each other. It started off with taking your knickers off and putting them on your head and so on, and then I dared Sarah to go and stand on the garden wall and drop her pajama trousers and knickers. She did."
In addition, [14-year-old] Georgia ran, in the nude, down the block and back.


Why is a thong mentioned in a YA novel's title - you may ask? Well, in addition to Mr. Next Door, Georgia and Jas spied on schoolgirl Lindsay, whom they observed in a thong, sans pubic hair, while stuffing her bra with “pink rubber things”. Rennison wrote:
"Lindsay emerged from the bathroom with her hair all scraped back from her face and wearing a bra and thong [...] Lindsay didn't have any hair on her womanly parts! [...] She got some sort of pink rubber things and put them in her bra underneath her "breasts." The rubber things pushed up her "breasts" and made it look like she had a cleavage."
Per Wikipedia, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging won the Nestlé Smarties Book Prize Bronze Award, was shortlisted for the Branford Boase Award, and was voted #127 in the BBC's Big Read poll to find the UK's favourite book. In addition, it was also named a Printz Honor book in 2001. However, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging was ranked #35 on the American Library Association’s 2000–2009 list of banned books. (Interestingly, Cecily von Ziegesar’s Gossip Girl was ranked #22.)

Lastly, the film Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging was released in 2008. Interestingly, Nickelodeon Movies is listed as a production company, and the film was distributed by Paramount Pictures. Recapping the “teen romantic comedy” is on my (very long) to-do list, but a scene from the trailer, where the schoolgirls massaged their fountains on a park bench, is telling.

"Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging" (2008)

Lastly, the film Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging was released in 2008. Interestingly, Nickelodeon Movies is listed as a production company, and the film was distributed by Paramount Pictures. Recapping the “teen romantic comedy” is on my (very long) to-do list, but a scene from the trailer, where the schoolgirls massaged their fountains on a park bench, is telling. (Per Variety, a Netflix series is currently in the works.)

Lastly, the film Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging was released in 2008 and a Netflix series in the works. Interestingly, Nickelodeon Movies is listed as a production company, and the film was distributed by Paramount Pictures. Recapping the “teen romantic comedy” is on my (very long) to-do list, but a scene from the trailer, where the schoolgirls massaged their fountains on a park bench, is telling.

Saturday, October 17, 2026

GOSSIP GIRL [Book 3] Recap: “Ridiculously Flirtatious” Serena and Horny Chuck (Part 1)


[The original CW Gossip Girl series was called “Mind-blowingly inappropriate.” by the Parents Television Council, “Very bad for you." by the San Diego Union-Tribune, and “A nasty piece of work.” by the New York Post. However, I would argue that the young adult novel series is inarguably more salacious. I plan to recap books 1-8, 13, and 14, which were written by Cecily von Ziegesar and are based on Ziegesar's experiences at The Nightingale-Bamford School, an Upper East Side all-girls prep school.]

Serena

In Gossip Girl: All I Want is Everything (Book 3), Ziegesar described 17-year-old Serena as having a “perfectly chiseled face, deep blue eyes, [and a] long, lithe body”. And four paragraphs in on page 3, Ziegesar reminded readers: “After all, she [i.e., Serena] and Nate had lost their virginity together behind Blair’s back the summer after tenth grade.” Talk about getting right to the (salacious) point!

After Flow, the “former model and gorgeous lead singer and guitar player, whose band, 45, [had] just won the MTV Music Award for best album”, performed at the Black-and-White Ball, Serena, with her “beautiful blond head”, sat on Flow’s lap in the backseat of his limo.

Ziegesar wrote that Serena was being “ridiculously flirtatious” in the limo, because “she loved the way Flow’s dark brown hair curled around his temples”, she loved “his golden bronze skin”, and, interestingly, Serena loved “how long and delicate looking his fingers were.” Consequently:
“Serena dipped her fingers in her champagne glass and then put them in her mouth [...]”

Flow kept on staring at her.

Serena giggled. “Stop it.”

“Ooh, baby,” Chuck said obnoxiously, sucking on his joint. “Somebody is getting some tonight!”
Subsequently, Gossip Girl posted that Serena and Flow “were seen entering the Tribeca Star—to get a room, perchance? Naughty, naughty—”

During Christmas break, Serena and Blair went to St. Barts, where they stayed at the "exclusive Isle de la Paix resort”. (Blair’s family met them there.) At the resort, Ziegesar wrote that Serena wore outfits like a “tiny white denim Agnès B. miniskirt [that] barely covered the tops of her legs” and “red velvet Juicy Couture sweatpants and a tiny little T-shirt with a picture of a snowman on it.” However, Ziegesar did not share that Serena’s sweatpants read Juicy Couture on her derrière.

Before Serena and Blair left for St. Barts, it was posted on Gossip Girl that they were seen “leaving the J. Sisters Salon after their pre St. Bart's bikini waxes.” Consequently, Gossip Girl wrote: “Looks like it’s going to be hotter than hot down there!”

Back in Manhattan at Serena’s New Year’s Eve party, where there were “torches smoldering in the corners, and the dance floor was made of real green grass. [And] [t]he bartenders were wearing skimpy crocheted bikinis”, Serena wore “a Missoni string bikini top, black velvet short shorts, and long, dangly diamond earrings”.

Not to be eclipsed, Blair wore “a purple suede Dior micro-miniskirt, a black satin Chloé camisole, and black fishnet tights.” After Blair “took a large gulp” of her Ketel One and tonic and a “deep drag” of her Merit Ultra Lite, she saw schoolgirl “Serena bump butts with two dark-haired men in their twenties wearing matching navy blue sailor suits, who looked like twins.” (Note: Ziegesar did not disclose Flow’s age, but it’s safe to infer that he was in his twenties too.)

And speaking of Gossip Girl and New Year’s Eve, Gossip Girl encouraged Upper East Side schoolgirls that to have the “rockingest New Year’s Eve ever”, they should get some action by making out with strangers. Ziegesar slash Gossip Girl posted:
How to have the rockingest New Year’s Eve ever

Two words of advice:

1) Stick with me. I know where the action is.

2) Kiss people. Tonight at midnight is the only time in the entire year when you have an open invitation to kiss completely random people without any explanation at all. So go for it!

Chuck

Ziegesar described Chuck as “handsome in a dark, after-shave commercial sort of way” and “also the horniest boy in all of New York City.”

Rhetorical question: Should Chuck’s hyperbolic horniness be an excuse for him to molest a Blacked-out Serena in a hotel suite and/or force (14-year-old) Jenny to undress in the bathroom at The Met? Ziegesar wrote:
Chuck was handsome in a dark, after-shave commercial sort of way. He was also the horniest boy in all of New York City. He had tried to molest Serena when she was passed out drunk in his family’s Tribeca Star Hotel suite in October, and he had almost gotten little Jenny Humphrey to take her dress off for him in the ladies’ room at the Kiss on the Lips party that same week.
Only a month later at Serena’s New Year’s Eve party, Blair discovered Chuck on the deck “furiously eating olives, smoking cigarettes, gulping Veuve Clicquot” while “he was looking for someone to give him a blow job while the fireworks went off.”

Unsurprisingly, Chuck, who Ziegesar further described as “a serious asshole, especially when it came to girls”, kissed Blair on the lips, without her consent, and he “slowly slid his hand down her back and over her ass”, without her consent. Ziegesar wrote:
Blair wasn’t surprised when Chuck Bass found her standing out on the deck, furiously eating olives, smoking cigarettes, gulping Veuve Clicquot, and freezing her ass off. It was just before midnight, and knowing Chuck, he was looking for someone to give him a blow job while the fireworks went off.

“Happy New Year, Blair.” Chuck walked right up and kissed her on the lips. There was an olive pit in her mouth, but he didn’t seem to mind.

Chuck put his arm around her and then slowly slid his hand down her back and over her ass.
Nonetheless, after Chuck asked rhetorically, “You know what’s the best way to ring in the new year?”, despite Chuck’s infamous reputation, Blair suggested that he ring in the new year in the best way with not one but two schoolgirls: Kati, a strawberry-blond, and Isabel, the daughter of a well-known actor. Ziegesar wrote:
“You know what’s the best way to ring in the new year?”

She pulled away and pointed through the glass doors to where Kati and Isabel were standing on a little table holding each other’s hands and counting down the new year.

“Those two have always been totally in love with you,” Blair declared, trying to keep a straight face. “If you want to ‘ring in the new year’ with someone, why don’t you ask them?”

Chuck grinned at her. “Really?”

She nodded. “Go ahead, I’m—” But before she could even finish her sentence, Chuck ducked back inside and grabbed the two girls in a group hug.

“Four! Three! Two!”
Of Chuck and Kati, recall I wrote that in the book 1 recap:
[...] Ziegesar described Chuck as “the horniest boy” in the friend group. So much so that after hiding in the guest room closet, Chuck crawled into bed with Kati Farkas whom was “so drunk she kept throwing up in her sleep”. Shockingly, Kati’s vomit on the sheets didn’t deter Chuck, because when it came to schoolgirls, “[h]e was completely unshakeable”.

Friday, October 9, 2026

(Over) Sharing for Likes & Followers: Influencer Morgan B. Cohen

(This post is an excerpt from the manuscript of the, God willing, forthcoming book Oversharing for Likes & Follows: The Sex Lives of Influencers & Celebs.)

The influencer Morgan B. Cohen has 251K followers on Instagram and 1.6M followers on TikTok. Per Famous Birthdays, Morgan is a 28-year-old California native who: “[...] began her career as a social media influencer by posting modeling photos on Instagram in 2019.”


About a year ago (2025), a Redditor posted “Morgan b cohen doesn’t know how to keep certain things to herself” with the caption: “Girl you don’t have to share everything”. The post included a TikTok from Morgan, where she (over) shared that she has an orgasm before socializing. Why? Well, Morgan prefers not to be horny when she socializes. After Morgan is able to “get off” before going out, in addition to not being in the mood, she’s “the most confident”, and she doesn’t think about flirting, which allows her “to focus on just having fun”. Morgan shared,

“What I'm about to say is going to freak some people out, and you're going to say, "Oh my God, you couldn't waterboard me to say this.” But I think everybody should have this under their belt [...] What makes me the most confident is I get off before I go out, because I don't want to go out horny. I don't want to go out thinking about men; having to flirt [...] I want to focus on just having fun with my friends. And since I started doing this, I have had the most fun nights ever [...].”

In addition, Morgan said that she has been having life-changing orgasms before socializing for a year; thus, by using this “awesome” lifehack, Morgan’s social life has changed for the better, she has “been extremely happy”, and she has “made beautiful relationships not based on sexual things”. Consequently, Morgan encouraged her thousands of followers to, “Try it out.” Morgan shared,

“I have done this for the last year. It has changed my life. It has changed my social life, and I have been extremely happy every time I go out, because I've made beautiful relationships not based on sexual things. And when I used to go out, it was like I want to flirt with someone. I want to have a fun time, but you don't need to flirt with someone to have a fun time, and you also don't even think about it when you are flirting with someone because you already got off, so you're like, ‘I don't really care if this goes anywhere.’ It's awesome. Try it out. Let me know.” 
 

It turns out that Morgan first advised her followers to masturbate back in 2023 on the “... sex talk” episode of her podcast “The Morgan B Cohen Show” (Sep 12, 2023). During the podcast, Morgan (over) shared twice that she intriguingly “started watching porn at a young age”, which she found enlightening. Due to consuming porn, Morgan became a “very visual person” who desires to see “everything”. Accordingly, after Morgan said “masturbation is not a weird thing” and that it’s “such a healthy thing to do”, she encouraged her listeners to gaze into a mirror while masturbating, which she described as “hot” and “amazing”. Morgan said,

“I started watching porn at a young age, just like everybody else [...] I didn’t think it was funny. I was very much intrigued [...] It can give you amazing ideas.”

“I want to be able to see everything. I’m a very visual person. That’s because I started watching porn at a young age [...] I hate having sex in the dark [...] stop having sex in the dark.”

“Another thing to make yourself feel comfortable with your own body, and it will get you out of your mind is [Masturbation]. Masturbation is not a weird thing [...] it is such a healthy thing to do. Look at yourself in the mirror while you do it and really admire your body [...] to be honest, it’s hot, it’s amazing and it really makes you feel so comfortable with yourself [...] So go in the mirror when you’re home and just touch yourself, and it will really change your perspective on yourself.”


Additionally, Morgan lost her virginity at a “very, very” early age as well, but she has no regrets, and she insisted that it was the “right” thing to do. Morgan shared,

“So I lost my virginity at 14 [...] And I know 14 is a very, very young age to lose your virginity. But you know, when it’s right, it’s right. And I lost it to someone that was incredible [...] So, when it’s right, it’s right.”

In terms of orgasms, Morgan related on the podcast that “an orgasm is mental and physical, but it’s mostly in your mental [sic].” What’s Morgan’s evidence? It turns out that Morgan has had a lot of orgasms while dreaming. Morgan shared,

“The reason I say it’s mental is because I have had so many orgasms in my sleep from dreams and that’s when I realized it was all a mental thing.”

And lastly, to the dismay of Muslims and (ultra) [orthodox] Jews, Morgan encouraged her followers to be promiscuous. Morgan urged, “Do whatever you want. Have sex with as many people as you want [...] Do what feels right in the moment [...] Just enjoy your sex life,” which may not be surprising when one considers that Morgan shared that she has “had so many experiences”, but with the caveat that “[...] oral sex is more intimate than having sex.”

Explicit Deepfakes: Schoolboys “Nudifying” Schoolgirls and Teachers!

Illustration by Mitchel Hunt for 404 Media

Samantha Cole posted on 404 Media about “How Deepfakes Tore a High School Apart” (May 23, 2026). In the post, Cole wrote about Radnor Township High School, one of the top-ranked high schools in Pennsylvania, where “five ninth grade girls, all 14 or 15 years old” were “targeted” by a Radnor freshman whom created AI-generated explicit deepfakes of the schoolgirls. The freshman used Movely “to put five of his female classmates’ faces onto nude bodies and make sexual images of them”.

In a Snapchat message to a classmate, the schoolboy, who purchased Movely for a whopping $250 in Apple’s App Store, confessed:

I dropped 250 on that hoe

Worth every penny. 

As for the deepfakes, Cole wrote that schoolboys “were showing them off at lunch tables at Radnor,” and “kids started sharing and talking about them”. Consequently: “School administrators offered a series of “supportive measures” for the victims”: 

  • permission to leave class early for a few weeks following the incident, 
  • access to the student counselor and social worker, and 
  • an open door policy from Assistant Principal Gabriel Presley

As for the schoolboy deepfake creator, Cole wrote that the Radnor Township police charged him with “summary harassment”, because, per the Radnor Township School District Superintendent, “no crime was committed”. Cole wrote:

On January 14, Radnor Township police informed parents of the victims that the boy who made the images was charged with “summary harassment.” Two days later, on January 16, the Radnor community received an email signed by Radnor Township School District Superintendent Kenneth Batchelor, Flanagan, and MacNamara that claims no crime was committed and during an investigation, no images were found.

Cole wrote that the “[p]arents of the girls were shocked”, while their daughters “watched their harasser high five his friends in the hallways.”

However, a week later, the Radnor Township Police Department charged the schoolboy deepfake creator with the crime of harassment. Cole wrote:

On January 23, a week after Radnor administrators and the superintendent of police sent the email claiming no crimes were committed, the Radnor Township Police Department posted a notice to its Facebook page noting that a crime had indeed happened:

As a result of the investigation, a juvenile offender was charged with the crime of harassment for their conduct.

For his crime, the schoolboy deepfake creator had to attend an internet safety class. In addition, he was “advised” that “it is his responsibility to remove himself if he finds himself in the presence of one of the girls”, and he was advised “[...] to use common sense and remove himself if he finds himself in the vicinity of the girls.” Cole wrote:

The juvenile will have to attend the internet safety class and, effective immediately, there is a stay away requirement until March 27, 2026. He was advised that on school grounds it is his responsibility to remove himself if he finds himself in the presence of one of the girls. To be clear, this is not a protection from abuse order but rather a resolution crafted to allow all parties to be as comfortable as possible during the school day [...] he was advised to use common sense and remove himself if he finds himself in the vicinity of the girls.

Conversely, Cole related that in 2025, a man was charged with over 30 felonies for possessing AI-generated deepfakes of minors; however, Cole did not relate if the deepfakes the man possessed were created by schoolboys.

Of course, Radnor High isn’t the only school where explicit deepfakes of schoolgirls were distributed. For example, Cole shared that, per a 2024 report by the Center for Democracy and Technology, “40 percent of students [...] said they knew of an explicit deepfake shared in the past school year”. In other words, thousands of students shared explicit deepfakes, presumably of their classmates.

And, unsurprising to us, the sharing of explicit deepfakes isn’t restricted to high school teens. For example, Cole related that: “in the Council Rock School District, also in Pennsylvania, middle school girls ‘reported that classmates had created explicit AI-generated images’.

And just as unsurprising to us, Cole wrote that the “nudify” apps are easy to download, and that they’re aggressively marketed to boys on social media. Cole wrote:

The apps used to create these images are so easily available, and [...] are advertised on TikTok and Instagram, pushed onto teenagers’ screens and algorithmically offered to appeal to young men and boys. 

Furthermore, we were not surprised by Caroline Haskin’s Wired post “They Dedicated Their Lives to Teaching. Then the Deepfakes Started”. (August 24, 2026) The post’s subtitle is more telling: 

“The deepfake epidemic in schools is affecting more than students. Four teachers tell WIRED about becoming targets of sexualized, AI-generated content—and how difficult it was to find accountability.”

That’s correct. (Some) students make explicit deepfakes of their teachers. For example, Luis Desantiago had a deepfake made of him by a Los Banos, California middle school student. Mr. Desantiago’s deepfake was posted on TikTok and Snapchat, and it was shared among students at his Los Banos high school too. Haskin wrote that the student: “who admitted to creating the image [of Mr. Desantiago], was disciplined with an in-school suspension.” [Emphasis added]

A middle school teacher, “in her mid-twenties”, shared with Wired that she has seen a “wave” of “AI-generated content used to harass teachers”. For example, students at her middle school:

[...] found public photos of a teacher in her sixties, manipulated them to make it appear that she was committing sex acts, and shared them with each other in a Snapchat group chat.

On top of that, students of the middle school teacher “in her mid-twenties” created a “TikTok account impersonating her”, where some of the deepfake TikToks “depicted her talking about sexual acts she performed and enjoyed.”

And a middle school student made a deepfake of Luke Red, an “Arizona-based sixth-grade teacher”, kissing another teacher, which was posted on Mr. Red’s TikTok account. Subsequently, the student confessed to “creating and sharing the image”, and the student received the maximum punishment; a whopping three-day suspension. Haskin wrote:

[...] the school immediately launched an investigation and quickly identified the student, who admitted to creating and sharing the image. The student received a three-day suspension—the most severe punishment kids their age can receive for a first-time sexual harassment offense, according to the school district handbook. 

In the end, we were surprised by the Op-Ed posted on the San Francisco Chronicle: “AI deepfakes of girls are flooding schools. Teachers need more training to help stop it”. In the Op-Ed, Emma Le and Stephanie Choi opined that the “burden” of stopping the flood of deepfakes of schoolgirls should not be on the schoolboys whom are “nudifying” their classmates, but the burden should be on teachers and administrators. In addition, Le and Choi opined that, instead of speaking to their sons about the harms of creating and sharing explicit deepfakes of their middle school classmates, parents should ask their “[...] child’s school whether or not it has an explicit deepfakes policy.” Pun intended?

Saturday, September 5, 2026

Big Boobs Jenny and Fun Slut Vanessa | GOSSIP GIRL [Book 2] Recap (Part 2)



Gossip Girl: You Know You Love Me (Book 2): Jenny, Vanessa and Chuck


[The original CW Gossip Girl series was called “Mind-blowingly inappropriate.” by the Parents Television Council, “Very bad for you." by the San Diego Union-Tribune, and “A nasty piece of work.” by the New York Post. However, I would argue that the young adult novel series is inarguably more salacious. I plan to recap books 1-8, 13, and 14, which were written by Cecily von Ziegesar and are based on Ziegesar's experiences at The Nightingale-Bamford School, an Upper East Side all-girls prep school.]


Jenny


As you may recall from book 2 part 1, Jenny is a 14-year-old “lowly ninth-grader” at Constance Billard School for Girls, which is a “small, elite, all-girls school on East Ninety-third Street”, where uniforms are required. And you may recall that Ziegesar wrote that during foreplay with Blair, Nate’s erection “stuck out, tentlike” in his “red-and-white checked boxers”. Interestingly, likewise, Ziegesar wrote that Jenny’s “enormous” “boobs” caused her “pink nightgown” to form a “tentlike triangle”. In terms of Jenny, Ziegesar penned: 


She stood in front of the mirror holding her breath and pushing her stomach out as far as it would go. It still didn’t stick out as far as her boobs, which were enormous for a ninth-grader. Her pink nightgown fell in a tentlike triangle from her breasts to her knees [...] 


“Freak,” Jenny Humphrey whispered to her reflection.


(Note: Recall that in book 1, Ziegesar referred to Jenny’s “boobs” at least nine times. For instance, in book 1, Ziegesar wrote that Jenny’s “boobs” were: “[...] incredibly huge. At fourteen, she was a 34D.")


Consequently, when Jenny met Nate at “the edge of Sheep Meadow”, Nate, “tanned” with “dark honey-gold” hair, immediately noticed Jenny’s “huge” chest. Ziegesar wrote:


She reached the edge of Sheep Meadow and stepped onto the grass.


Jenny looked up. [Nate] […] the golden boy, standing only thirty feet away, hands on his hips, his green eyes sparkling. His cheeks were flushed pink and his forehead was beaded with sweat. Jenny wanted to taste it.

 

Nate noticed Jenny’s chest. Man, was it ever huge. He couldn’t let her get away, not without Jeremy and the other guys getting a chance to check her out.


That’s correct. Per Ziegesar, Jenny wanted to taste Nate’s sweat. (LOL) And Nate wanted the other seniors to check out Jenny’s huge chest. 


After mingling in Central Park, Nate took Jenny to his bedroom in his Upper East Side (triplex) townhouse, which had red marble floors and famous artists like Renoir, Sargent, and Picasso “on every wall”. 


After Nate said, “Let’s go upstairs,” Jenny followed Nate to his bedroom, which had an “antique sleigh bed” and an “ultramodern, ultracool desk with a wafer-thin laptop sitting on it”. Without being asked, Jenny sat “nervously on the edge of the bed”, where she searched Nate’s “emerald green” eyes and shared,  “I’m only fourteen”. What was 17-year-old Nate’s response? Ziegesar wrote:


Nate reached up and touched her curly brown hair, combing it ever so gently with his fingers. Then he put his hand down again. “I know,” he said. “It’s okay.”


Although, Ziegesar left it flirtatiously ambiguous, based on forthcoming chapters, readers can safely infer that Nate did not have sex Jenny the first time she sat on his antique bed. 


In the Gossip Girl post “EVERYBODY’S DOING IT”, Gossip Girl was asked about her thoughts on “older boys dating young girls”. Gossip Girl opined that “a college senior dating a high school sophomore” is a bit of a problem, that “a high school senior dating a college freshman” is “okay”, but a 12th grader dating a 9th grader is “pushing it”; however, in what most people, I would imagine, would consider to be a counterintuitive and controversial stance, Gossip Girl opined that age-gap affairs “work better” when the “the girl is the younger one”. Ziegesar wrote:


Dear GG,

What do you think about older boys dating younger girls?

—Sneaky

      

Dear Sneaky,

It definitely depends on the age difference and the circumstances. For instance, if you were a college senior dating a high school sophomore I would say you had a bit of a Woody Allen-Soon Yi Previn problem. If you were a high school senior dating a college freshman, that would be okay. A high school senior dating a high school freshman is pushing it. It seems to work better when the girl is the younger one, mainly because we mature much faster—in all ways.

—GG


Notes: 

  1. Ziegesar’s Woody Allen-Soon Yi Previn reference is about Woody Allen’s affair with Soon Yi Previn, which began when Soon Yi was Woody’s teen stepdaughter. For further information about Woody and Soon Yi’s affair and eventual age-gap marriage, reference the Substack piece “The Same Thing Only Different: Nympholepsy in Woody Allen’s Art and Affairs”

  2. In a (somewhat) related note, in the FAMILY MATTERS post, Gossip Girl encouraged what she called “innocent flirting with your stepbrother-to-be”, because it “isn’t sick or illegal”. And she described what some would refer to as incest as “pretty fun and pretty damned convenient”; especially “if you live in the same house!” 



Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn

One reason that readers may infer that Nate and Jenny did not have sex (yet) is that after Jenny met Nate on the steps of The Met, she thought: “Oh my God, [...] He’s about to kiss me.” He didn’t. The arrival of Nate’s friends (temporarily) prevented Jenny from getting what she so desperately desired.  



By this point in book 2, readers are up to about ten references to Jenny’s boobs. [I lost count.] Unsurprisingly, the count continues to rise up until the end of book 2. For example, after Jenny joined Nate and his friends on The Great Lawn, her “big boobs’ were spotted by none other than Dan, Jenny’s brother. Of Dan, Ziegesar wrote:


Puffing away, he stared across the grass. A short girl with big boobs and curly brown hair was playing soccer with four boys he recognized only vaguely. It was his sister, Jenny. Since when did she hang out in the park with those boring, preppy, Upper East Side assholes?


Recall from book 1 that Vanessa, another Constance schoolgirl, was in an age-gap relationship with a Brooklyn bartender. Does that make it less surprising that, over hummus and hot chocolate, Vanessa encouragingly referenced Jenny’s “rack”? Ziegesar wrote:


They walked to a café that specialized in Middle Eastern food and ordered hummus and hot chocolate.


“So, Jennifer. With a rack like that, how come you don’t have like, seven boyfriends?” Vanessa said, pointing directly at Jenny’s chest. 


Hummus and hot chocolate?! Seven boyfriends?! 


Recollect that Dan referenced his sister’s boobs in book 1. For example, Ziegesar wrote in book 1 that even Dan “could not deny” that his sister’s “boobs were really huge.” However, it turns out that Dan referenced his sister’s boobs in book 2 two times! The second time happened at the St. Claire Hotel during Eleanor and Cyrus’ wedding reception, where Ziegesar wrote that Dan recognized his sister’s “enormous cleavage”. Ziegesar wrote:


Dan slipped into a seat at the end of the St. Claire Hotel bar and ordered a double scotch on the rocks. With trembling hands he pulled a Camel out of his coat pocket and lit it.


Dan’s chest convulsed in a sob and he slumped forward, resting his forehead against the edge of his glass. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a familiar shock of curly brown hair, the enormous cleavage, the tiny figure.


His sister.


And next to her, with his hands all over her enormous cleavage and tiny figure was that rich bastard, Nate.


Once again, Ziegesar left it flirtatiously ambiguous about what happened between Jenny and Nate in Nate’s bedroom; however, readers learned later that they did not kiss on that occasion, because Ziegesar wrote that the first time Jenny and Nate kissed was while they: “were sitting beside the boat pond in Central Park,” where “Nate pulled her toward him. They both kept their eyes open, smiling as they kissed.” (Note: “Jenny had [previously only] kissed two boys during a kissing game at a party once [...]”) 


However, later in book 2, Gossip Girl gossiped on the NOBODY DOES IT BETTER post that: “Word has it N and J have been hooking up after school every day. Poor B[lair].” Interestingly, in book 1, Ziegesar wrote that Blair and Nate “had done everything but” have actual sex. Is that what Ziegesar is implying Nate and Jenny did every day after school?


Vanessa



In book 2, readers learned more about Clark, Vanessa’s 22-year-old boyfriend. (Recall that Gossip Girl posted that “a high school senior dating a college freshman” is “okay”. But at 22, Clark would be more like a college senior.) Ziegesar penned that Clark, a bartender at The Five and Dime, a “dimly lit” bar in Williamsburg, had “red sideburns and beautiful gray eyes”. (Note: Per Google, someone with red hair and grey eyes is extremely rare and appears in less than 1% of the entire human population.)


Despite the fact that Vanessa, who dreamed of being a film major at  NYU, was still a (prep) schoolgirl who was sitting in a bar, Clark wasn’t shy about openly expressing his age-gap desires. For example, Clark “ran his fingers through Vanessa’s short-cropped black hair” and “blew her a kiss”. Likewise, Vanessa wasn’t shy about openly expressing her desire for an older boyfriend. Ziegesar wrote:


Clark came over and ran his fingers through Vanessa’s short-cropped black hair.


Clark was the bartender at The Five and Dime [...] Clark was twenty-two. He had red sideburns and beautiful gray eyes


[Vanessa] watched Clark’s butt as he bent over to stock the bar fridge with more bottled beer.


“Hey boyfriend,” she yelled at him. “I’m lonely.”

Clark looked over his shoulder and blew her a kiss.

Thank God for Clark, Vanessa thought.


However, because it was “kind of fun to be such a slut”, Vanessa’s age-gap affair with Clark didn’t stop her from flirting with Dan. For example, during the wedding reception at the St. Claire Hotel bar, Vanessa kissed Dan on his “quivering lips”. Ziegesar wrote:


Vanessa picked a ball of lint off her fishnets and flicked it onto the bar floor. She couldn’t believe she was actually flirting with Dan. She hadn’t even broken up with Clark yet! But it was kind of fun to be such a slut.


She leaned forward and kissed Dan on his quivering lips. “Right,” she said, her mouth still full of nuts.


Gossip Girl


Interestingly, in the Vanity Fair piece “‘Gossip Girl Was Me’: Cecily von Ziegesar Talks Manhattan vs. Cobble Hill” (2020), Ziegesar related that she was, in fact, Gossip Girl. Ziegesar said, “Gossip Girl wasn’t Dan in the books. She was the omniscient narrator. Gossip Girl was me,” which (some) feminists [parents] may find interesting when one considers that Ziegesar slash Gossip Girl encouraged schoolgirls to “break out those credit cards and hit Bendel’s and Barneys for some [...] sexy fishnet tights, [and] little wool skirts”. Not only did Ziegesar write that bulimic Blair vomited her quenelle, but Gossip Girl encouraged: “The way to any girl’s heart is to tell her she looks tiny. Girls kill to be tiny.” And what was Ziegesar slash Gossip Girl’s advice on how to handle “senior stress management”? Materialism, alcoholism, and (teen) sex. Ziegesar/Gossip Girl posted: 


It’s time to break out those credit cards and hit Bendel’s and Barneys for some cool new boots, sexy fishnet tights, little wool skirts [...] 


Here’s my recipe for senior stress management: Mix one gorgeous boy with a nice new pair of leather boots, a new cashmere sweater, a long night out, and several drinks. Stir in a very late morning and hot chocolate in bed.


Chuck Bass


Lastly, recall that in book 1, Ziegesar wrote that, due to her alluring looks, Serena was “a full-on groper magnet”; thus, after Cyrus kissed Serena on both cheeks, hugged her a little too tightly, and patted Serena on the hip, Ziegesar penned that Serena didn’t flinch, because she was used to “horny European gropers”. And you may recall from book 1 that after Chuck asked Jenny to introduce him to her breasts, he gyrated his crotch against her ass on the dance floor at The Met, and then Chuck took 14-year-old Jenny into the ladies' room, where he “pulled her dress down so he could get at those massive jugs”. Well, Chuck isn’t mentioned much in book 2, but, unsurprisingly, YA readers learned that he’s up to his old ways. For example, on the dance floor at the wedding reception at the St. Clairel, Chuck promptly groped two Constance schoolgirls: Kati Farkas and Isabel Coates. Ziegesar wrote:


Chuck grabbed both Kati and Isabel’s hands and twirled them away, his hands sliding down their backs to their butts within seconds.