Tuesday, October 19, 2021

The Cut Sex Diaries: New York College Student Sugar Baby

New York's The Cut Sex Diaries feature, "The College Student Starting to Fall for Her Sugar Daddy" (OCT. 3, 2021), is about 21-year-old college student slash sugar baby slash part-time prostitute. 


After her Russian lecture, the sugar baby had a date with N, an affectionate and validating wealthy 45-year-old, whom she met on a sugar-daddy website.
10:00 p.m. "I love pining for his affection and validation, and he likes being seen with a younger girl."

12:30 a.m. He orders me another tequila Sprite and then we walk back to his new apartment, smoking a joint and a cigarette along the way. Then I’m standing in front of his bed and he kisses me and pushes me onto the comforter. Soon enough he’s fingering me, then I’m going down on him, and eventually start riding him. Afterwards I sleep over, satisfied with the night.

The next morning the coed shared that, despite their age-gap, she craved texts from N, she "badly" wanted him to "fuck" her, and "maybe" take care of her.
7:00 a.m. When I wake up, N tells me that before we went to sleep I curled up right next to him, which he calls “endearing.” I stay awake for an hour and think about how much I’m projecting onto him — how much I crave texts from him and how badly I want him to fuck me and take me to dinner and maybe just take care of me, which is the worst of all. Also, I’m hungover as fuck.


While at the library, the coed received a text from an investment banker - whom we'll assume the coed met on the sugar-daddy website as well. They've held hands during sex:

1:00 p.m. I finally head to the library to get some reading done. While I’m there, this investment banker texts me asking if I have plans for Friday. I’ve been sleeping with him for a few months now, and it’s been getting weirdly intimate — last time, we held hands while he fucked me. I keep telling my friends I want him to want to date me, but we all know I like the idea of a boyfriend better than the reality of monogamy. I take a few hours to respond. 

Due to a bit of ennui, the coed had an orgasm in her dorm room via a vibrator and thoughts of N: 

5:00 p.m. I’m bored in my room so I use my vibrator. I come thinking about N

Lastly, as it relates to this blog, after meeting an NYU student for drinks, our coed got a text from M, a "[...] man is high up at a massive media conglomerate [...]", whom pays the coed to watch him masturbate. Consequently, she's "[...] excited by the opportunity to make a few hundred dollars."

10:00 p.m. I take the train down to the East Village and meet my friend from NYU for drinks. We go to some dive bar and drink beer and mezcal. While we’re there, M’s name pops up on my phone. This man is high up at a massive media conglomerate, and he once paid me to go to his apartment, snort his coke, tell him about my sex life, and get on all fours while he jerked off. I haven’t heard from him in months, and I’m excited by the opportunity to make a few hundred dollars.

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Famous Age Gap Couple: Ryan Seacrest (46) & Audrey Paige (23)


Vera and Stark posted on the Daily Mail (12 October 2021) that Live with Kelly and Ryan host 46-year-old Ryan Seacrest is in an age-gap relationship with social media influencer slash model 23-year-old Audrey Paige. Per Vera and Stark, the age-gap couple went public in June.

Ryan Seacrest (46) & Audrey Paige (23) on the UES

Unlike 37-year-old Scott Disick who just got out of an age-gap affair with 19-year-old Amelia Gray Hamlin, Seacrest hasn't received any (open) backlash. 

Interestingly, like Seacrest and Paige, some celebrity age-gap couples, like 44-year-old Leo DiCaprio and 22-year-old Camila Morrone and 82-year-old Hef & the 19-year-old Shannon Twins, appear to be condoned.

Monday, October 11, 2021

LAW & ORDER: SVU | A Catholic Church Teen Prostitution Ring

Here's IMDb's summary for Law & Order: SVU "Manhattan Transfer" (s17e17):

While SVU investigates a pair of vice cops found in the middle of an underage prostitution sting involving high-ranking public officials, the team discovers that a priest may be involved in a high school sex trafficking ring.

Near the beginning of the episode, Officer Benson shared with ADA Barba that SVU raided an upscale teen prostitution party:
Officer Benson: "We responded to a tip that underage girls would be at a sex party and in attendance was Bronx ADA Winn, two assemblymen, a retired D.A. investigator, a councilman, and I'm sure that you recognize."

ADA Barba: "Judge Wheeler. Why am I not surprised?"

Nina Kelly, a nun, was at the sex party too. As well as, detectives Russo and Jefferson. Sister Kelly was working undercover to breakup the teen prostitution ring. Detectives Russo and Jefferson were supposed to be working undercover to breakup the teen prostitution ring, but they couldn't resist the allure of nymphets. 

Cara, a 16-year-old prostitute and student at St. Fabiola's - an all-girl's parochial high school in the South Bronx, alleged that detectives Russo and Jefferson would arrive early to the sex parties and force her and other nymphets to perform oral sex. 

And of detectives Russo and Jefferson, Sister Kelly confessed: "They're not cops. They're rapists."

Interestingly, Officer Benson opined that the girls were victims of [statutory] rape and were sex trafficked, but Captain Gerbic rebutted that that girls were not victims but were willing teen prostitutes. 

Officer Benson: "But underage girls are still being [statutory] raped and trafficked."

Captain Gerbic: "Well, where SVU sees victims, we see willing participants. These girls are not exactly madonnas."

In what we view as a bit of racism slash classism, BX9, a south Bronx based street gang, were initially suspected of running the teen prostitution ring. 

But we learned in episode 18, "Unholiest Alliance", that the prostitution ring was operated by Bishop Catalano, Monsignor Mulregan and Father Eugene - for over 20 years. 

The "Unholiest Alliance" of the Catholic Church procured and provided teen prostitutes to ADAs, assemblymen, D.A. investigators, councilmen, lawyers and judges - to name a few. 

And the "Unholiest Alliance" couldn't resist the allure of nymphets too. We learned from former nymphets that Bishop Catalano and Monsignor Mulregan made Catholic schoolgirls sit on their laps - in the nude. The schoolgirls were touched in a[n] "[un]G_dly manner". And they were made to pose naked and "perform sex acts" on the Bishop and Monsignor.

Lastly, in another bit of racism slash classism, the episodes stressed that the teen prostitutes were from the south Bronx, but let us not forget that teen prostitutes can be from the UES and Rome's wealthiest district too. 

Saturday, October 9, 2021

Anaïs Nin's LITTLE BIRDS: Highbrow Schoolgirl & Teen Erotica

Here's Amazon's description of Anaïs Nin's Little Birds:

From the beach towns of Normandy to the streets of New Orleans, these thirteen vignettes introduce us to a covetous French painter, a sleepless wanderer of the night, a guitar-playing gypsy, and a host of others who yearn for and dive into the turbulent depths of romantic experience.

Little Birds is not only the title of the book, but "Little Birds" is the title of the first erotic story where Manuel, a poor artist and exhibitionist, used little birds to attract schoolgirls to his apartment. 

Manuel and Thérèse, his trapeze artist wife, found an apartment with light for painting and with a terrace that was across the street from a school. Coincidentally, the schoolgirls had recess in the yard below Manuel's terrace. Consequently: 

"He was taken with a slight trembling, like that of a man anticipating great pleasures."

"He looked down for a moment at the little girls playing, watching their legs under the fluttering skirts. How they fell upon each other in games, how their hair flew behind as they ran! Their tiny breasts were already beginning to show in their very plumpness."

"The schoolyard was animated. To Manuel it was an orgy of legs and very short skirts, which revealed white panties during games. He was growing feverish, standing there among his birds [...]"

To attract the nymphets, Manuel filled the terrace with "birds of every kind and called, "Why don't you come up and see?"

"[F]our little girls of all sizes-one with long blond hair [...]" accepted Manuel's invitation. And while the schoolgirls were admiring the birds, Manuel went to "pee". 

"He left the door of the toilet open so that they could see him. Only one of them, the shy one, turned her face and fixed her eyes on him. Manuel had his back to the girls but looked over his shoulder too see if they were watching him. When he noticed the shy girl, with the enormous eyes, she glanced away."

On the subsequent, and presumably last, visit of the schoolgirls, Manuel donned a kimono.

"Manuel stood behind the girls. Suddenly his kimono opened, and when he found himself touching long blond hair, he lost his head. Instead of wrapping his kimono, he opened it wider, and as the girls turned they all saw him standing there in a trance, his big penis erect, pointing at them. They all took fright, like little birds, and ran away."

"Runaway", the last story in Little Birds, is very similar to Henry Miller's In Quiet Days in Clichy, where Joey and Carl, both writers, shared an apartment Clichy, France. Carl brought home Colette, a fifteen-year-old runaway:

Carl said, "[...] I brought a girl home with me --- a waif. She can't be more than fourteen. I just gave her a lay. Did you hear me? I hope I didn't knock her up. She's a virgin."

And a number of the other erotic stories in Little Birds is peppered with nympholopsy. For example, in "Two Sisters", Dorothy and Edna were from a well-to-do family in Maryland: 

"[...] their father, with his eyes wet and brilliant, liked to take the girls on his knees, slip his hand under their little dresses and caress them."

In "A [16-year-old] Model", a nude model shared that she gets shivers when men look at her:

"I love it. Ever since I was a little girl I liked taking off my clothes. I liked to see how people looked at me. I used to take off my clothes at parties, as soon as people were a little drunk. I liked showing my body. Now I can't wait to take them off. I enjoy being looked at. It gives me pleasure. I get shivers of pleasure right down my back when men look at me."

And in "Saffron", the reader is introduced to Fay:

"Fay had been born in New Orleans. When she was sixteen she was courted by a man of forty whom she had always liked for his aristocracy and distinction." 

Of Anaïs Nin, Newsweek opined: "One of contemporary literature's most important writers."

Monday, October 4, 2021

BIRDS OF PARADISE (2021): Teen Lipstick Lesbian Ballerinas in Paris

Here's the Movie Info for Amazon's Birds of Paradise (2021) from Rotten Tomatoes:

Kate Sanders is an ambitious and gifted [...] aspiring ballerina from Virginia who, because of her low-income status, is given a scholarship to attend a prestigious ballet school in Paris, France. Upon arriving at the cutthroat, internationally-renowned institution, her confidence and emotional fortitude are tested by a beautiful, mysterious fellow dancer, Marine Durand, who recently lost her [twin] brother (and dance partner) to suicide. While confrontational at first, Kate and Marine’s relationship evolves into an emotionally-charged, competitive union beset by lies, sexual awakening [...] as they risk everything to win the school’s ultimate prize: a contract to join the Opéra national de Paris.
It turns out that Marine Durand's (Kristine Froseth) brother committed suicide (off camera) after their mother caught him and his sister while home on summer holiday (off camera). 

Marine said that she and her brother were "rehearsing", but their mother thought that they were in an passionate incentious embrace. And the mother blamed Marine whom shared with with Kate Sanders (Diana Silvers): 
"She hates me. I don't blame her. It was my fault. [...] She screamed. So loud. And she pulled us apart, and she slapped me."

IRL, Diana Silvers is 23, but she could pass for 18, which is her age in Birds of Paradise; therefore, how about some teen ballerina lipstick lesbianism in exchange for some streams. After some ballet but before a threesome with a ballerino, Kate and Marine engage is some passionate caressing and kissing. 

And while at a fête à Paris, to her mother's displeasure, Marine shared a flute of champagne, caressed, and flirted with a daper (upper) middle-aged man. Teleiophile

Jeannette Catsoulis wrote in her New York Times review (Sept. 23, 2021):
"[...] [cinematographer] Shaheen Seth’s camera roams once more over bodies in motion, giving their gracefulness a chilling edge that tells us however beautiful the dance, it’s inseparable from the ugliness beneath."

Diana Silvers in Booksmart (2019)

Lastly, Birds of Paradise is adapted from A.K. Small’s YA novel Bright Burning Stars. And Birds of Paradise (2021) wasn't Diana Silvers' first teen lipstick lesbian scene. Previously, she had a teen sex scene in Booksmart (2019) where she was (mistakingly) fingered - anally! 

Sunday, October 3, 2021

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: Teen Kaia Gerber's (Ironic) Student Teacher Sex Scene

As it relates to this blog, it's sufficient to post that part 2 of American Horror Story: Double Feature is about aliens impregnating humans. 

What's more relevant to the allure of nymphets is that in season 10 episode 7, Kendall Carr (Kaia Gerber), a 22-year-old Harvard student, shared with her friends from high school that she was having a sexual affair with her "50 Years of Technology" bearded Harvard professor. 

"He was brilliant. So, I asked if I could pick his brain after class." [I added emphasis to "pick his brain", because there was a flashback to Kendall and her professor having sex in Kendall's dorm room below a Harvard pennant."

Prior to Kendall oversharing, Cal Cambon, a 21-year-old Princeton student, informed Kendall and the crew that he regretted doing summer internships, because most of time he was fetching coffee for Congressmen with nymphet girlfriends. 

"Why did I say yes to those internships wasting my summers away getting coffee for douchebag Facebook execs and Congressmen with 16-year-old girlfriends."

We're shocked that Gerber accepted the role of Kendall Carr, because, after Gerber's age-gap affair with Pete Davidson ended, she appeared to be anti-age-gap affairs. (Gerber was 18 and Davidson was 26.)

Unsurprisingly, American Horror Story and American Horror Stories: Rubber (Wo)man have taken full advantage of Gerber's teen* allure. For example, in addition to her coed-professor sex scene, she has been a teen lipstick lesbian, shown in a sheer teddy and, for the pleasure of men with teen foot fetishes, a close-up of Gerber's manicured feet were displayed.

Kaia Gerber in American Horror Stories Rubber (Wo)man

* Gerber turned 20 on the 3rd of September; thus, she was a teen when American Horror Story: Double Feature and American Horror StoriesRubber (Wo)man were filmed. 

Interestingly, per Teen Vogue, Gerber has watched American Horror Story religiously. And she filmed her audition tape with her famous mother, but it was "a little bit uncomfortable", because it was scene between Ruby and Scarlett - the nubile lipstick lesbians. 
“Half of my life I've spent religiously watching American Horror Story,” Kaia told Entertainment Tonight in a recent interview. “I've seen every season, and I know how all the different storylines connect.”

Kaia also recounted details of her American Horror Stories audition, noting that she didn’t try out for the role in-person, but rather filmed a taped audition at home…with her mom, Cindy Crawford. 

As for filming with her mom, well. “As you can imagine, [it was] a little bit uncomfortable to do with my mom,” Kaia shared with ET, explaining that she read a scene between Ruby and her love interest, Scarlett. “But she was trooper and helped me a lot.”

Thursday, September 30, 2021

LAW & ORDER: SVU (s23e01) | Teen Not "Sex" Sex with Congressman

In the season 23 premiere of Law & Order: SVU, congressman Howard forced women to have sex with him or return to homeless shelters. However, as congressman Howard tired of "mama fat", he desired a "flat and sleeknymphet, and he asked Dr. Catalina Machado, "Aren’t there deserving homeless families with, uh, teenage daughters?"

In the meantime, congressman Howard had the following conversation with his assistant:

congressman Howard: "It’s been a busy week, and we need to unwind. What about those girls who interned last summer?"
assistant: "They were still in high school, boss."
congressman Howard: “Just make sure they have IDs. Ooh, that petite blond. She was like a colt.”
assistant: “Oh, Jenna.”
congressman Howard: “That’s her. That’s my little pony. And her cute friend.”
assistant: “Hayden.”

Later, to entrap congressman Howard, 16-year-old Jenna Evans and Hayden Smith were invited to a fundraiser where Jenna was roofied. 

After being drugged at the fundraiser, Jenna was questioned in Mercy Hospital by NYPD. 

And once she was reminded, "You're 16 Jenna," Jenna shared that she takes Addy, which she purchases online. She related that she met the congressman while on a class trip to D.C., and after she gave him her number and her Insta, he started sending her cars to bring her to parties (e.g., He had a Fourth of July party on a yacht.”)

Very interestingly, after Detective Amanda Rollins asked Jenna, “Have you two ever had sex?”, Jenna confessed, “Not “sex” sex. I give him massages. That’s not illegal. He told me so. He went to law school.”

Thus, we learned from Jenna that during her summer vacation from high school, she partied with the congressman and gave him handjobs. Now the question is, were the teen handjobs given in Bayonne, Jenny's hometown across the pond where the age-of-consent is 16, or in The Big Apple?

Based on Jenny's position that the handjobs were not illegal, could one assume that they were given in Bayonne? #rhetoricalquestion

Mind Bogglingly, Detective Tamin informed Jenna, “Jenna, you are not in any trouble, okay. Whatever happened. That’s on him.” [Emphasis added]

At least, the NYPD detectives could had told Jenny that she should avoid buying Addy online and giving teen handjobs to congressmen. #smh

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Teen Olivia Rodrigo: Daring, Stunning & (Amost) Topless

Lauren Cox posted on Page Six: Olivia Rodrigo leaves little to the imagination in risqué gala dress (September 26, 2021). In the post, Cox wrote:
Olivia Rodrigo rocked her most daring red carpet look yet over the weekend.

The “Good 4 U” singer looked stunning as she made her way into the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala in Los Angeles on Saturday.

Rodrigo, 18, left little to the imagination in a strapless black Saint Laurent dress by Anthony Vaccarello.

The head-turning gown featured a thigh-high slit and a plunging neckline that highlighted her cleavage. 

Rodrigo’s gala ensemble was definitely a switch up for the “High School Musical: The Musical: The Series” star, who usually opts for a more punk-rock vibe. 
It was a glamorous night out for Rodrigo, who has been busy promoting her debut album, “Sour,” and performing all summer long.
Interestingly, Cox referred to Rodrigo's look as "daring" and that 18-year-old Rodrigo looked "stunning" in her outfit that "left little to the imagination" due to its "thigh-high slit and a plunging neckline that highlighted her cleavage." [Emphasis added] And what a way for Rodrigo to promote her debut album?

And what about the use of the word risqué in the subheading? 
(ris·qué /riˈskā/ adjective slightly indecent and liable to shock, especially by being sexually suggestive.)

But Rodrigo's daring outfit may not be as stunning if one considers that some 18-year-olds have OnlyFans accounts and\or are teen porn stars

It appears that the only way that Rodrigo could possibly get some negative attention is by having an affair with 38-year-old Scott Disick.  

Saturday, September 25, 2021

From Hailey Baldwin (18) to TikTok: A History of Teen (Cheeky) Thongs

Back in 2015, Lucy Mapstone posted on the Daily Mail: "Hailey Baldwin looks stunning in tiny polka dot [cheeky thong] bikini on yacht [...]" And in the post, Mapstone opined: "The 18-year-old model displayed her impeccable bikini body [...]"

Unlike Mapstone, I was shocked to see teen Hailey Baldwin in a cheeky thong. And I asked, "When did teens start wearing cheeky thongs (in public)?"

Let's attempt to answer this question by looking at the history of the bikini. According to Rupert and Lichfields' piece in The Independentgarments resembling the bikini date back to 4500 BC; however, they were worn for active wear and not for swimwear, which was done in the nude. 

Hailey Baldwin (18) in Cheeky Thong

The modern bikini was introduced in 1946 by Jacques Heim, a French designer, and Louis Réard, an engineer who happened to be managing his mother's lingerie business. Interestingly, Réard hired Micheline Bernardini, a 19-year-old nude dancer, to model his bikini when it was introduced. The press and public were shocked, because it was the first swimwear design that exposed the navel

Hailey Baldwin (18) in Cheeky Thong

According to Time's "Evolution of the Bikini":
Bikinis were banned from worldwide beauty pageants after the first Miss World Contest in London in 1951. As the tasteful one-piece continued to reign supreme, the bikini was later also banned in Belgium, Italy, Spain and Australia, and it was even declared sinful by the Vatican.
19-year-old Bridget Bardot (1953\Cannes)

However, after the bikini was worn publicly by actresses like 19-year-old Bridget Bardot, who was seen on the cover of popular magazines like Sports Illustrated and featured in blockbusters like James Bond's Dr. No (1962), the bikini became more and more accepted around the Christian world. (By the way, 14-year-old Bardot had an affair with 22-year-old Roger Vadim, the director of Pretty Maids All in a Row (1971), which was based on Francis Pollini's shocking teacher-student affair themed novel.)


Thongs were initially worn as underwear, but by the turn of the century, women started exposing their thongs via low-cut jeans and now they're being worn in public as swimwear - even by nymphets.  And they're worn by nymphets, thongs must be sold to nymphets.

In 2002, Abercrombie & Fitch (A&F) started selling thongs for pre-teen nymphets emblazoned with the words "wink wink" and "eye candy". In response to the controversy surrounding the items, A&F responded: "The underwear for young girls was created with the intent to be lighthearted and cute. Any misrepresentation of that is purely in the eye of the beholder." [Emphasis addedd]

Abercrombie & Fitch's Pre-Teen Thong

In an undated post, the Daily Mail reported:
High Street chain Argos has been branded irresponsible for promoting a range of sexually provocative lingerie designed for primary schoolgirls. The underwear, which includes tiny G-string pants and padded bras, is advertised in the store's catalogue for girls aged between nine and 16. The Tammy range, sold for as little as £5 for a pack of four thongs, also includes a 'loveheart' underwear set in pastel pink and thongs with I Love Me emblazoned on the front.

And the Daily Mail reported in 2008:
Parents have condemned Bhs for selling nipple tassels, edible G-strings and breast-shaped stress relievers alongside toys. The retail chain, owned by billionaire Sir Philip Green, insists the raunchy Christmas gifts are 'harmless fun', but it has been accused of sinking to crudity in an attempt to boost sales.
Yet, some parents don't mind that their daughters wear thongs. For example, Kate Strathearn's daughter attended Hamp Junior School in Bridgwater, Somerset. Strathearn shared in a BBC article: 
"I have not told my daughter not to wear them and I do not ask her in the morning what she is wearing. She is 11 and she has a good head on her shoulders."
My Father the Hero (1994): Katherine Heigl's (14) Thong

Let us be clear, we've seen teens, like Katherine Heigl and Bella Thornein thongs in non-fiction scenarios. Even Jenny Humphrey, a ninth grader at Constance, was encouraged, while shopping at Barneys in the first volume of Gossip Girl, to: "Throw in a pair of kitten heels, a thong, and some Chanel Vamp lipstick [...]" But back in 2015, Hailey Baldwin was possibly the first teen seen (openly) in a thong, but fast forward six years later and there are teens in (cheeky) thong dancing all over TikTok. 

TikTok Teens in (Cheeky) Thongs

Saturday, September 18, 2021

Brandy Melville's Young, Thin, Pretty & Topless Teens in Thongs

On Business Insider, Kate Taylor posted the piece "Brandy Melville: Behind the scenes at the 'evil' fast-fashion empire" (Sep 8, 2021). At least three matters stood out about Taylor's article:
1. Brandy Melville's CEO, Stephan Marsan, is very racist and very anti-Semitic. 2. Brandy Melville slash Stephan Marsan prefers nymphets employees. 3. Nonetheless, teens "aspire" to be Brandy Melville's models\employees.
According to Brandy Melville employees, CEO Stephan Marsan, wants his staffers to be young, thin, pretty, and white [i.e., white nymphets.] 
[Nonetheless] [t]eenage girls aspire to be like the [often braless] models on Brandy Melville's Instagram [...]
Brandy Melville, the "go-to brand' for high school girls slash Gen Z, requires that their nymphet employees (e.g., 14-year-olds), text "full-body" photographs - typically in crop tops and miniskirts:
Every day, girls who work at the fast-fashion stores are required to send a full-body photo to executives. Some are as young as 14. 

Brandy Melville is the go-to brand for the type of high-school girls who spend hours on TikTok and worship Bella Hadid. [...] the line has developed a loyal following among teenagers who arrive by the thousands to a store opening. It's Contempo Casuals for the Gen Z set: crop tops, miniskirts, and a controversial "one size fits most" tagline.
"In retrospect ... it's really fucking weird that we all — as underage people — had to text this mid-to-late-30s guy photos of what we were wearing," the former employee who worked in California and New York said. 
Ruby Lyn's "Being an In-Store Model at Brandy Melville (YouTube)

Interestingly, per Taylor, Brandy Melville executives slash teen voyeurs at the SoHo flagship store surveilled shoppers for nymphets (i.e., skinny, white, blond and pretty).
In the New York City flagship store, Marsan and fellow executives have an elevated work area from which they watched shoppers, according to an employee who quit last year. If they saw someone who fit the Brandy Melville look, they pushed a button, setting off a light that prompted the cashier to ask for the girl's photo and contact information so she could be recruited. 
"There was no sugarcoating it," a former New York regional manager who left in 2017 said. "It was, 'She is skinny, white, blond, and pretty — let's hire her.'

Still, and this is no surprise to readers of this blog who have read posts about, say, teen prostitutes in Rome and Japan, many of Brandy Melville's teen employes considered the store a "sorority" and the "coolest" - despite the "fucking weird" and "horrible things".

But for many, anything was worth it if it meant being able to work at Brandy Melville. 
"We call it a sorority ... so many horrible things are happening, but at the time it was the coolest thing to be a part of," a former New York employee who started working at Brandy Melville in 2015 said. "Like, I would go back to school and be like, 'Yeah, I work at Brandy.' And they're like, 'Oh my God, you work at Brandy?!'"

But why would a nymphet continue to work under such conditions? Was it to be considered a "special snowflake", was it for a Brandy Melville $1,000 shopping spree, was it for an all-expenses paid trip to Hawaii or Italy, or was it to gain access to the "Brandy apartment"? #rhetorical question
Some former employees in Santa Monica dubbed executives' favorites "special snowflakes." 
According to current and former staffers, these special employees got access to the company credit card for $1,000 shopping sprees, were invited on work trips to Hawaii or Italy, and were allowed to use the "Brandy apartment," a lavish two-story, five-bedroom apartment in New York's SoHo neighborhood.
Isa.Bella.Ricci "23 [Brandy Melville] Outfits Later" (TikTok)

Even Though it was "sus", some employees, "as young as 14", would go topless in a teen thong to "get those privileges" (e.g., "get paid more"). 
People said that teenage employees as young as 14 would frequently undress in front of male executives to try on new clothing for them. Four former employees in California and New York told Insider there was a belief among some retail workers that if you went fully topless in front of the executives, you might get paid more. 
Mina Marlena, who started working in the Santa Monica store in 2012 at age 17, said that the first time she tried on clothes for Marsan and Longo, she went to the bathroom to change. After she did this a few times, they told her to "just stay down here and change here," she recalled. In an effort to stay in their good graces, she began to change in front of the executives, typically wearing nothing but thong underwear. 
"Even though it was sus, everybody wanted" to be one of the favorites, one of the former employees who started at Brandy Melville in 2013 said. "You'd hear about it and be like, how do you get those privileges?"

Interestingly, and justifiably so, Taylor and her interviewees were highly critical of Brandy Melville's executives, but, per usual, Taylor didn't dish out any admonishments for the teens who stripped for privileges. What about something like, "The next time you feel pressured by men and materialism into stripping down to your fountains and your thong - talk to someone first."

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

"Young Girl" (1968): Teen Tries to Trick Man into Sexual Affair

"Young Girl" (1968) was written by Jerry Fuller and performed by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap. 
The song is about a man who was distraught after he discovered that the age of his love interest is below the age of consent. In an attempt to fight off the allure of a nymphet, he sang. Let's take a look at the song's lyrics:
In the chorus, the man shares that the nymphet has consumed his mind, he confesses his love for the teen, and adjures her to run away.
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl
I would imagine that the charms he's referring to in the first verse are in reference to the nymphets charisma and her nubile body. The man is hurt by the news that, as determined by age-of-consent laws, his lover is too young. The song's setting is unclear, but imagine his pain if he discovered that his lover were 16, but he lived in Manhattan, where the age-of-consent is 17, instead of across the Hudson in New Jersey. And best believe, if the nymphet would have told the authorities that she did not lie about her age, she would have been believed. And as for the man? #rhetoricalquestion
With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth
Despite the plethora of evidence from fiction and non-fiction, most people will not (openly) admit that a nymphet would seduce a(n) (much) older man. As a matter of fact, most people openly opine that teens are incapable of seducing men.
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it's wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes
Here the man is expressing his difficulty with resisting the allure of a nymphet, because, despite the fact that their age-gap affair is consensual, he could get into a ton of trouble with the authorities while the young girl would be assumed innocent with no need to prove guilt. 
So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far
Lastly, per the song's Wikipedia page:
  • "Young Girl" is a Gold-certified single
  • The song reached No. 2 on the Billboard Hot 100
  • And "Young Girl" reached No. 1 on the UK Singles Chart

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

France Gall's “Les Sucettes": A French Teen Oral Sex Song

18-year-old France Gall & Serge Gainsbourg

In 1966, Serge Gainsbourg, the controversial French songwriter, poet, artist, actor and director, wrote “Les Sucettes [English: Lollipops] for 18-year-old blonde songstress France Gall. 

The song is about Anna, a young girl who was in paradise every time that “stick slides down her throat”. 

Gall emphatically claimed, even after shooting the video, that she was mortified because, she didn't know that the song, which on the surface appeared to be a children's song, was about oral sex. 

Per “Les Sucettes'" Wikipedia page:
"Les Sucettes" is, on the surface, a yé-yé-style song about a girl named Annie who likes aniseed-flavoured lollipops; much of the lyrical content plays up the homonyms of "Annie" and "anis" (aniseed).

But Gainsbourg's lyric also contains playful double meanings referring to oral sex, such as a line about barley sugar running down Annie's throat. The very noun for lollypop in French, "sucette", is the substantivised verb "sucer", sucking – so that the title and the refrain ("Annie aime les sucettes", Annie loves lollypops) are far more evocative in French than in the English translation. A possible translation to preserve the innuendo would be "Annie loves suckers". 
The song also features a direct double entendre, stating that Annie has lollipops "pour quelques pennies" (for a few pennies), which can also be heard as "pour quelques pénis" (for a few penises).
I'm shocked that the phallic, approximately twelve-inch long, lollipop that Gall sucked on in the video wasn't a dead giveaway about the salacious nature the song. But unsurprisingly, “Les Sucettes” was teen Gall's biggest hit.

Here are the song's French lyrics with English translations:

The lollipops\Les sucettes
Annie loves lollipops\Annie aime les sucettes
Lollipops with anise\Les sucettes à l'anis
Annie's anise lollipops\Les sucettes à l'anis d'Annie
Give her kisses\Donnent à ses baisers
An anise taste\Un goût anisé
When barley sugar\Lorsque le sucre d'orge
Scented with anise\Parfumé à l'anis
Runs down Annie's throat\Coule dans la gorge d'Annie
She is in paradise\Elle est au paradis
For a few pennies, Annie\Pour quelques penny, Annie
To his anise lollipops\A ses sucettes à l'anis
They have the color of his big eyes\Elles ont la couleur de ses grands yeux
The color of happy days\La couleur des jours heureux
Annie loves lollipops\Annie aime les sucettes
Lollipops with anise\Les sucettes à l'anis
Annie's anise lollipops\Les sucettes à l'anis d'Annie
Give her kisses\Donnent à ses baisers
An anise taste\Un goût anisé
When she has on her tongue\Lorsqu'elle n'a sur sa langue
That the little stick\Que le petit bâton
She takes her legs to her body\Elle prend ses jambes à son corps
And go back to the drugstore\Et retourne au drugstore
For a few pennies, Annie\Pour quelques penny, Annie
To his anise lollipops\A ses sucettes à l'anis
They have the color of his big eyes\Elles ont la couleur de ses grands yeux
The color of happy days\La couleur des jours heureux
When barley sugar\Lorsque le sucre d'orge
Scented with anise\Parfumé à l'anis
Runs down Annie's throat\Coule dans la gorge d'Annie
She's in Heaven\Elle est au paradis.
(Source: Musixmatch)

The Police & GLEE: Don't Stand So Close to Me | Schoolgirls Desire Teachers Badly

In 1980, The Police, not the NYPD but the British rock group, released the song "Don't Stand So Close to Me", which is about a sexual relationship between a high school English teacher and one of his students. 

In the first verse, the student fantasized about her teacher. “She wants him so badly.” 

The second verse revealed that the girl was the teacher's favorite student, which made her friends very jealous. 

The closeness of his young student left the teacher tempted and frustrated: “So bad it makes him cry.” 

It is implied in the song that their teacher-student affair began after the teacher noticed the girl waiting in the (cold) rain at a bus stop while he idled in his “warm and dry” car. 

Sting, the lead singer of The Police and the song's writer, elaborated in the book The Police: l'Historia Bandido that, after the nymphet entered the comfort of the warm car, the teen's virginity was subsequently taken by her English teacher.

Interestingly, The Police won the 1982 Grammy Award for Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal for "Don't Stand So Close to Me".

Here are the lyrics:

Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside him, there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking, she's so close now
This girl is half his age
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staff room
The accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

On Glee's "Ballad" (s01e10), the song "Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl" was performed, which is a mashup of the The Police's "Don't Stand So Close to Me" and Gary Puckett & The Union Gap's "Young Girl".

On the episode, the glee club at William McKinley High School was divided to perform ballads. Rachel (Lea Michele) was placed with Will Schuester - the club director, Spanish teacher, the Rachel's crush. 

In an effort to get Rachel to stop crushing on him, Will performed "Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl"; however, it didn't work. Rachel didn't comprehend that Will was trying to inform her that, for obvious reasons, they couldn't have an age-gap affair.

Unsurprisingly, Rachel wasn't the first student to have a crush on Will. Suzy Pepper had a student-teacher crush on will too, but for obvious reasons, Suzy's crush was unrequited, but Suzy didn't take it well. Consequently, she attempted to harm herself by eating a dangerously hot pepper, which resulted in an esophagus transplant. 

As for Gary Puckett & The Union Gap's "Young Girl", the song is about a man who was distraught after he discovered that the age of his love interest was below the age of consent. In an attempt to fight off the allure of a nymphet, he sang:

"Get out of here / before I have the time / to change my mind / 'cause I'm afraid we'll go too far."