BUZZFEED's Celebrity Men "Dating" Teenagers: Steven Tyler (26) and Little Oral Annie (16) | Part 2

 Little Oral Annie and Steven Tyler

Hannah Marder posted on BuzzFeed "I'm Sick Of Male Celebs "Dating" Teenagers — So I've Decided We All Need A Reminder Of The Famous Men Who Have Done It: We need to stop giving these guys a pass because they're talented or beloved." (Apr 26, 2023)

Marder wrote that famous age-gap relationships are "an unfortunately common phenomenon of our society". So much so, that "a lot" of famous men have "dated" nymphets (i.e., "literally minors"), which, in Marder's opinion, makes a lot of famous men predators. 

It's an unfortunately common phenomenon of our society that men will often date younger women — especially when it comes to male celebs. A lot of famous male celebs have even "dated" teenagers. I say "dated" because some of these people were literally minors — and frankly, in my opinion, if you're "dating" a teenager in your 30s or even 20s*, you're a predator.

Marder profiled 21 famous age-gap relationship, but she did not share that a number of those relationships were initiated by the teenagers; thus, one could argue that in some of the age-gap affairs, the predators were the nymphets who were too irresistible to their prey (i.e., the famous (weak) men). In addition, in a number of the age-gap affairs were condoned by the parents. 

And before I recap Marder's list, I have a rhetorical question. Did Marder write the post because she really felt that we needed a reminder about famous age-gap relationships or did she use the allure of nymphets in age-gap relationships as clickbait? (Despite her true intentions, unsurprisingly, it appears that the post was well-read, because it earned a fire emoji and got over 400 comments.)

2. As the lead singer of Aerosmith, Steven Tyler has been beloved for decades. But for some reason, people seem to ignore the fact that he once "dated" a 16-year-old. He literally admitted to it in his memoir, writing, “She was 16, she knew how to nasty, and there wasn’t a hair on it."

It's likely that Tyler is referring to Julia Holcomb, who [...] [l]ike Tyler stated in his memoir, she claims that Tyler persuaded her mother to signed over guardianship to him, which is corroborated in Tyler's own memoir, in which he writes “her parents fell in love with me, signed a paper over for me to have custody, so I wouldn’t get arrested if I took her out of state. I took her on tour with me.” Tyler was 26 at the time. 

In Tyler’s memoir, Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?: A Rock 'n' Roll Memoir, he referred to the nymphet in question as Little Oral Annie whom was a member of the Little Oral Annie Club, which consisted of: “Six nubile young chicks, one cuter than the next.” Somehow, the teen club members had taught each other how to perform profound oral sex on men. Tyler wrote:

Now, one night after our show at the Paramount Theatre in Seattle in late November 1973 [...] our very considerate promoter had invited these girls there for us. “I’ve got a little surprise for you boys.” My, my, my, what do I spy with my little eye? Six nubile young chicks, one cuter than the next. They curtsy and introduce themselves to the band. One says, “Hello, boys, we’re the Little Oral Annie Club.” Well, beam me up, Scotty, says I.

Then she says, “Well, sir, we’ve taught each other how to give great head, so when we meet rock stars . . . we blow you like no man has been blown before.” 

Unsurprisingly, the teen teleiophiles were teen lipstick lesbians as well. And they could perform profound oral sex on girls too. 

To have two girls come up and say, “Hi, we’ll do each other, wanna watch?” is mind-boggling. Six hot girls and one of them whispers in your ear, “I can eat her pussy right here and now better than anyone on the planet.” I think I can safely speak for all males of the species . . . this moment would have changed your religion.

We can infer from Tyler’s description of the Little Oral Annie Club members that at least one of them was dressed in a (sexy) Catholic schoolgirl costume, which, per Tyler, all men find pleasing, which was convenient because the aim of the Little Oral Annie Club was “to please” . 

All these girls were dressed up fantasy style in sexy costumes. Guys are very predictable creatures. We all like schoolgirls in plaid skirts [...] 

Strawberry Fields, as she called herself, was their den mother—kind of heavyset and a little older, but she knew what rock stars—hell, what all boys—wanted. [...] She knew how to take care of her girls and how to please the boys.

The girls are parading around in their outfits, and I’m talking to Strawberry Fields [...]

“So, uh, you girls, you dress up in different outfits?” I asked.

“Well, of course, we have any kind of costume you want,” chimes Ms. Fields. “Just tell me. We’re here to please.” 

Tyler, who was 26 at the time, described Little Oral Annie, who was 16 at the time, as sexually experienced, waxed, “sexy as hell”, and as a “cute skinny little tomboy dressed up as Little Bo Peep.”

[...] my girlfriend to be, one of the six girls in the Little Oral Annie Club we met that night. She was sixteen, she knew how to nasty, and there wasn’t a hair on it. With my bad self “being twenty-six and she barely old enough to drive and sexy as hell, I just fell madly in love with her. She was a cute skinny little tomboy dressed up as Little Bo Peep. She was my heart’s desire, my partner in crimes of passion.

 

Little Oral Annie and Steven Tyler

Little Oral Annie left the Paramount Theatre with Tyler, and they went to the Edgewater Inn were they sat in the: “[...] tub for two hours, naked with no water […]” Subsequently, Tyler fell in love with Little Oral Annie and her parents fell in love with Tyler. Consequently, Little Oral Annie’s parents  gave Tyler custody of their 16-year-old. 

My little oral Annie came back with me to the hotel, the Edgewater Inn in Seattle, where we sat in the tub for two hours, naked with no water […]

I was so in love I almost took a teen bride. I went and slept at her parents’ house for a couple of nights and her parents fell in love with me, signed papers over for me to have custody, so I wouldn’t get arrested if I took her out of state. I took her on tour with me. My Sweet Eeee. . .

While on tour, the age-gap couple continued to take baths together, they had sex on the plane, they had sex in public, and they had sex in private. Conveniently, Little Oral Annie: “[...] wore skirts with no panties.”

That was her. I lived with her for three years. She was a sweet, mysterious creature . . . very smart, and she knew what she liked and what I liked. We took baths together. She wore skirts with no panties. We did it on the red-eye from L.A. to Boston . . . that kind of stuff. All the things that guys dream about.

We made love in public, in private, and tried positions the Kama Sutra has yet to come up with. One time we started out in a hot tub on the roof and wound up in the lobby. 

After the tour, Little Oral Annie moved to Boston with Tyler where they became: “[...] best friends and did everything together.” However, three years later, because “the dark side started taking over”, Tyler let her go, and she went back to her parents. But Tyler wrote that he’ll never forget the greatest saying she taught him: that love is love reflected.

At the end of the tour I brought her home to Boston. We got on well for a while . . . we were best friends and did everything together. [...] But toward the end things started to derail. We got so messed up on drugs and were so out of control that the dark side started taking over. [...] When you love somebody, set them free. And I just had to let her go. She went back to her parents, but I can still see her in the songs we sang together. And the greatest thing she taught me . . . that love is love reflected.

Marder posted that: “It's likely that Tyler is referring to Julia Holcomb, who actually sued him last year [2022] for sexual assault, sexual battery, and intentional infliction of emotional distress [...]”

Ethan Millman posted on Rolling Stone “Steven Tyler Officially Named In Sexual Assault of a Minor Lawsuit From Decades-Old Claim: Julia Holcomb claims the Aerosmith singer engaged in a sexual relationship with her in the mid-1970s, starting when she was 16 years old” (December 29, 2022) In the piece, Millman wrote that Holcomb (Little Oral Annie) left Tyler after he forced her to get an abortion and that she: “[...] buried her previous experiences with Tyler until he wrote about them in his book.”

BUZZFEED's Celebrity Men "Dating" Teenagers: Tyga (25) and Kylie Jenner (17) | Part 1

Hannah Marder posted on BuzzFeed "I'm Sick Of Male Celebs "Dating" Teenagers — So I've Decided We All Need A Reminder Of The Famous Men Who Have Done It: We need to stop giving these guys a pass because they're talented or beloved." (Apr 26, 2023)

Marder wrote that famous age-gap relationships are "an unfortunately common phenomenon of our society". So much so, that "a lot" of famous men have "dated" nymphets (i.e., "literally minors"), which, in Marder's opinion, makes a lot of famous men predators. 

It's an unfortunately common phenomenon of our society that men will often date younger women — especially when it comes to male celebs. A lot of famous male celebs have even "dated" teenagers. I say "dated" because some of these people were literally minors — and frankly, in my opinion, if you're "dating" a teenager in your 30s or even 20s*, you're a predator.

Marder profiled 21 famous age-gap relationship, but she did not share that a number of those relationships were initiated by the teenagers; thus, one could argue that in some of the age-gap affairs, the predators were the nymphets who were too irresistible to their prey (i.e., the famous (weak) men). In addition, in a number of the age-gap affairs were condoned by the parents. 

And before I recap Marder's list, I have a rhetorical question. Did Marder write the post because she really felt that we needed a reminder about famous age-gap relationships or did she use the allure of nymphets in age-gap relationships as clickbait? (Despite her true intentions, unsurprisingly, it appears that the post was well-read, because it earned a fire emoji and got over 400 comments.)

 Tyga and Kylie Jenner

1. There were heavy rumors that Kylie Jenner and Tyga were dating when she was 17 and he was 25. Just days after Tyga denied they were dating, Kanye West, then Jenner's brother-in-law, said, “I think he got in early, I think he was smart. They’re closer in age than a lot of relationships I know." Tyga then seemed to confirm their relationship on Instagram a month later.

Kylie's sister Khloe Kardashian also seemed to confirm they were dating when Complex asked her about the two: "I think at 16, I was probably fucking someone that was in their 20s, for sure. I wouldn’t say I was even dating, probably just sleeping with them. But again, Kylie is not a normal 17-year-old." Tyga also got a tattoo of Kylie's name.

We previously blogged that Sophie Vokes-Dudgeon posted on Us Weekly about "Kylie Jenner’s 17th Birthday Weekend: Party at Tyga’s, Justin Bieber Serenade, Dinner at Nobu" (August 11, 2014) 

Kylie Jenner’s 17th Birthday (Big) Penis Cake

Vokes-Dudgeon reported that 25-year-old Tyga hosted the bash for Kylie, which was attended by the likes of Justin Bieber where Tyga asked Bieber to serenade Kylie, Tyga purchased birthday party hats emblazoned with nymphet's photo, and he ordered a custom made cake for Kylie that was shaped like a (big) erect penis. 

After the festivities, the 17-year-old posted on her Instagram account: 

"Thank u everyone & T for the [large erect penis] cake & JB for singing happy bday to me. I love u guys."

In terms of Tyga and Kylie's eight-year age-gap, in Joe Lynch's Billboard piece "Khloe Kardashian Explains Why It’s Okay 17-Year-Old Kylie Is Dating 25-Year-Old Tyga", Khloe approved, because Kylie isn't a normal teen, and she's a "special case":

"Kylie is not a normal 17-year-old. You’re not gonna say, 'Hey, so what are you doing this weekend?' and have her say, 'Having a slumber party at my girlfriend’s' or 'Going to prom.' That’s not what Kylie does. Kylie is taking business meetings and bought her first house, or she’s going on a private plane with Karl Lagerfeld to take a meeting. That’s not even what people do in their 30s. It’s a rare circumstance, so let’s treat this as a special case.”

However, I did not blog that Khloe shared with Complex that when she was: "[...] 16 she was fucking someone that was in their 20s, for sure."

But, unlike the Kardashians and we can assume Kris Jenner, it appears that Emily Longeretta, a news editor at Hollywood Life agreed with Marder - at least when it came to the penis cake. Longeretta said, "But this cake is literally a penis on a cake! She's 17." 

WILD THINGS (1998): High School Girls and Guidance Counselor's Throuple

On the “90s Lolitas Volume 3: Wild Things [...] (Erotic 90’s, Part 19)” episode of the You Must Remember This podcast (October 9, 2023), Karina Longworth recapped Wild Things (1998), which we’ll partially relate with some added comments. 

Longworth narrated:

Columbia Pictures, a legacy Hollywood studio, released a movie about high school students having sex with an adult staff member at their school.  Released in March 1998 [...] Wild Things was a minor hit, grossing $30 million domestically on a $20 million budget. [Per the film’s Wikipedia page, the film made over $30 million internationally too.]

The adult staff member Longworth referenced was Mr. Sam Lombardo (Matt Dillon), the guidance counselor and sailing coach at Florida’s Blue Bay High School, who was having sexual affairs with Kelly Van Ryan (Denise Richards) and Suzie Toller (Neve Campbell) - two nubile 18-year-old school girls. 

Longworth narrated:

The action of the film starts when sultry rich girl Kelly Van Ryan, played by Denise  Richards, tells [...] that the guidance counselor Sam raped her. Shortly thereafter Neve Campbell’s Susie, a goth burnout with a bad dye job who lives in a trailer, tells the cops [...]  that she was raped by the guidance counselor, too. Both girls recall  that their older assailant couldn’t finish the sex act, and negged them with a strange comment, the same but for one word. 

In terms of the neg, Suzie shared with the police that Mr. Lombardo said, “No little bitch can ever make me cum.” And Kelly told the police, “He said, ‘[...] no little girl can ever make me cum.’” 

Kelly Van Ryan (Denise Richards)

However, later in the film, while having (consensual) sex Mr. Lombardo, Kelly requested, “Say you love me.” Mr. Lombardo replied and demanded, “I love you. Now give me the line.” Kelly said, “No little girl can ever make me cum,” which turned out to not be true, because Kelly kindly reminded Mr. Lombardo that she was able to make him have an orgasm at the glades. 

And speaking of age-gap love, Suzie related that Kelly was “in love” with Mr. Lombardo and that he had been her “fantasy”.”

In a plot twist à la Priscilla Cummings’ What Mr. Mattero Did (Penguin Young Readers Group), Susie confessed that she and Kelly lied about being raped by Mr. Lombardo. Longworth narrated:

The case goes to trial [...] On cross examination, Susie’s story falls apart, and she admits that she and Kelly made up their accusations of rape. Kelly’s mom is then forced to pay Sam a hefty settlement, by liquidating a trust fund that her daughter was due to receive on the mom’s death. 

In What Mr. Mattero Did, three seventh-graders, Jenna, Suzanne and Claire, falsely informed their middle school principal that Mr. Mattero, the music teacher, had molested them. But why did Susie and Kelly falsely accuse Mr. Lombardo of rape? Longworth narrated:

Why would these teenagers make this up? The first “twist” of Wild Things comes after  this settlement, when Sam, Kelly and Susie meet in a motel room and reveal that they  were all in on it together, and they’re all expecting to share the $8.5 million payout Sam  received from Kelly’s mom. 

Before splitting the $8.5 million three ways, the age-gap throuple had a three-way. Interestingly, Kelly arrived at the rendezvous dressed like a nubile nymphet in a pleated school girl (mini) skirt, a white cotton top, and a pair of bobby socks under her Mary Janes. Why did John McNaughton, the director, and the costume designer decide to dress Denise Richards’ character that way? Per Longworth, the intention behind putting Kelly in “clothing and accessories associated with childhood” was to make Kelly look like Lolita. 

The trio celebrate with sex, and though the ensuing threesome scene [...] there are a couple of images in it that seem worth noting. Kelly wears a  pleated skirt, mary janes and bobby socks à la Lolita to this threesome, and McNaughton includes a seemingly straight-faced shot of her panties being removed from under the skirt while the socks and shoes stay on. We know by this point that the character is 18 [...] in costuming  the character as a schoolgirl the filmmakers seem to want you to imagine that she’s  younger. In that sense they got what they wanted. 

It is legally permissible for adults to have or imagine having sex with people who are over the age of 18, but when the sexualisation of those of-age women is comprised of clothing and accessories associated with childhood, does it really matter that the women are months beyond their 18th birthday? 

Connectedly, Longworth referenced “Schoolgirls Make Alligators Look Like Ingenues” (March 20, 1998) - Janet Maslin’s New York Times review of the film where Maslin wrote that Blue Bay High School had a “well-developed Lolita squad” with Kelly as the high school’s “vixenish” “nymphet extraordinaire”. 

Kelly Van Ryan (Denise Richards) and Suzie Toller (Neve Campbell) 

As typical for a  film with an age-gap theme or motif, Wild Things had Kelly and Suzie participate in multiple girl-on-girl scenes. For example, during the three-way in the motel room with Mr. Sam Lombardo, Kelly and Suzie kissed, and later in the film the school girls kissed and undressed - in a swimming pool. Longworth narrated: 

The porniest shot in the scene features a still-clothed Campbell pouring champagne on Richards’s naked breasts, in an image that feels very Showgirls-esque.

Another sex  scene, between Richards and Campbell, recalls Showgirls again–in its girl-on-girl  coupling, its over-the-top emotion and violence, and its setting in a swimming pool.

Interestingly, Longworth related that Roger Ebert, in his three-stars out of five review of the film, wrote that Denise Richards’ sex scene was: “[...] either gratuitous or indispensable [i.e., absolutely necessary] depending on your point of view.”  

Speaking of gratuitous (off camera) sex scenes, Kelly said that Mr. Lombardo fingered her - anally. She said, “[…] his hands were in my shorts. You know? From behind. His fingers. His fingers. They were in me. Both places. You know?” And while admiring a photograph that she had of Mr. Lombardo and Kelly having sex, Suzie said to Mr. Lombardo, “I can’t decide what came out better. That little straw up Kelly’s nose or that dildo shoved up her ass.”

Not to be outdone, Neve Campbell’s character was lauded too. Danielle Gibson wrote in her Glamour piece “Hear Me Out: Wild Things Is Surprisingly Feminist” (March 19, 2016) that: 

“Spoiled Floridian princess Kelly (Denise Richards) and drug-addled swamp priestess Suzie (Neve Campbell) are two of the most well-rounded, fascinating, and exciting characters to ever grace the screen.” Ever?

I won’t share the rest of the film’s shocking spoilers, but I will share Longworth’s shocking assertion that: “[...] few actual teenagers have the adult bodies of a Denise Richards or Sarah Michelle Gellar, let alone the self-possession and sexual maturity of the characters they played on screen.” Longworth narrated:

What was potentially dangerous about depicting teens having wild sex lives in these  movies [...] was that they sold the idea that 16-year-olds are essentially adults, when there is in fact a wide range of rates of development, and few actual teenagers have the adult bodies of a Denise Richards or Sarah Michelle Gellar, let alone the self-possession and sexual maturity of the characters they played on screen.  

I would imagine that Longworth read Less Than Zero, but maybe she opined that that’s fiction with an unreliable narrator. Or maybe Longworth hasn’t read Restless Virgins: Love, Sex, and Survival in Prep School or Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of [Teen] Raunch Culture or even American Girls: Social Media and the Secret Lives of Teenagers. But Longworth must have known about Sami Sheen, Denise Richards’s daughter, who started an OnlyFans account when she was 18-years-old. In June of 2022, the self-described sex worker posted the announcement on her Instagram account, which prompted Page Six to post: "Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen's daughter Sami, 18, joins OnlyFans".

However, Maslin wrote more accurately in her New York Times piece that Wild Things, a film that  Longworth narrated “[...] was successful enough in concept alone to spawn three direct-to video sequels [...]”, showed that: “[...] high school students are capable of grown-up chicanery [...]” [Emphasis added]

The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family)

Although, IRL and in fiction, most school based age-gap affairs occur between students and teachers; however, it's not uncommon for a counselor to be the object of a school girl's attention. For example, on the pilot of The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family), Adrian shared with a classmate that she had to decline a party invitation, because her mother was out of town and, consequently, she was going to take advantage of the opportunity to "drink beer and have [teen] sex".

The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family)

Subsequently, Adrian attempted to (indirectly) seduce Mr. Marc Molina, the new Grant High School guidance counselor, by (indirectly) informing him that she was sexually active. Adrian asked, "Are condoms still available in your office?" And it turned out that Grant High did provide condoms to nymphets, but no word on if the condoms were "mint-flavored condoms with no spermicide, [and] labeled ''ONLY for oral sex'' like at Hunter - a top high school on Manhattan's Upper East Side.

Unsurprisingly, Adrian wasn't the only nymphet who was attracted to Mr. Molina. For instance, Madison and Lauren were enthralled by Mr. Molina too. Madison shared with Amy that Mr. Molina was new, single and delicious. And Amy shared with Madison and Lauren that she had sex - on the second day of band camp.

PLAN BRI UNCUT Ep 10: “A Full-Ass Hour on [Teen] Sex [...] Losing Your V-Card, Anal, Porn & Masturbating”!

Episode 10 of the Plan Bri podcast is tantalizingly titled: “A Full-Ass Hour on Sex with Alyssa Sines: Losing Your V-Card, Anal, Porn & Masturbating” (September 22, 2020)

The episode was hosted by Brianna Chickenfry. Per The Sun, Brianna, originally from Boston, was 21 when the podcast was recorded. The episode’s guest was Alyssa Sines. Per Famous Birthdays, Alyssa was 21 when the podcast was recorded as well. 

Brianna described Alyssa as super hot, Ms. Sex Queen, and a sex icon with 1.1 million followers on TikTok to whom Alyssa talked about masturbating and rough sex.

“She’s just, like, a sex icon. She’s super hot. She has 1.1 million followers. She talks about masturbating. She talks about getting her back blown out.” 

Just as the title implies, Brianna and Alyssa began by describing how and when they had sex for the first time. Brianna, “We’re gonna start off by telling our Losing Virginity Stories, because that’s where it must begin.”

Brianna shared that when she was 16, she had a party while her parents were away. Coincidentally, she desperately wanted to lose her virginity, because being a virgin made her feel like a “fucking loser”. And it didn’t help that all of her friends were not virgins. And Brianna didn’t care with whom she had sex with (for the first time).

“I was, like, at that point where I was just, like, I wanna lose my virginity. Like, I don’t even care who it is. Like, just, it needs to happen. All my friends did. And I was like, I feel like a fucking loser.”

Consequently, Brianna got “hammered” and chose a younger “random kid”. However, Brianna was disappointed with her “first time”, because the younger random kid had a thin penis. 

“His dick was like a pencil. It didn’t even hurt. That’s how bad it was. My first time didn’t even hurt. It was literally like a tampon.”

But one can infer that the younger random kid enjoyed Brianna’s first time, because he commemorated the event with a Snapchat that he titled “Just fucked!” And unbeknownst to Brianna, the younger random kid put his used condom in Brianna’s younger cousin’s bag, which she unknowingly took to school and pulled out in English class the next day. 

Shockingly, Brianna shared that that was the first and only time she has used a condom, and per Brianna, she has had a lot of sex since she was 16 - including anal. 

“That’s actually the only time I used a condom. I think, is that one time - losing my virginity.”

“I went through an anal phase. Like, it was, like, anal every time I had sex for, like, a very long time. And I’m glad that’s over with because, I couldn’t shit for so long [...]”

I won’t go into how Alyssa, whom shared, “I watch a lot of porn,” lost her virginity, but I will relate that she shared that she had sex behind her high school - “so much” “a lot”.

“When I was in high school, it [i.e., sex] was more fun, because you snuck around - in cars. I had sex behind my school - so much [...] Hey, teachers, I had sex behind the school a lot. Y’all probably already knew.”

Alyssa’s high school sexcapades reminded me of Andrew Trees’ novel Academy X (Bloomsbury, 2006) where Mr. John Spencer, an English teacher at the elite Academy X:  “[...] tried to avoid using any out-of-the-way stairwells in the afternoon.” Why? He didn’t want to come upon any prep school students having sex.

And straight out of a confession in Nancy Friday’s My Secret Garden, which Ariel Levy, in Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture, referred to as a “groundbreaking collection of women’s sexual fantasies”, Brianna and Alyssa shared that they started masturbating in middle school. 

Alyssa, “I, literally, bought my first vibrator when I was, like, 17 [...] but I feel, like, I was masturbating when I was, like, 10 or like 8.” 

Brianna, “I feel, like, I was too.”

Here’s the part of the Plan Bri episode that was most relevant to this blog. It’s not in the title, but Brianna and Alyssa discussed age-gap relationships. Brianna related that when she "18", she had “the best sex ever” with a 28-year-old whom had a penis shaped like a banana. 

Brianna, “Have you ever had, umm, sex with, like, a significant older man when you were, like, younger?” 

Alyssa, “I haven’t, like, fucked an older man. I’m, like, disappointed in myself.”

Brianna, “So when I was, for legal reasons I’m gonna say 18. I had sex with a 28-year-old. And, oh my God, it was like, the best sex ever. I feel, like, older guys. I feel, like, they know more. Because they know more.”

Brianna, “This guy, the 28-year-old guy that I fucked. His dick was like a banana. It was, like, curved [...] yeah, I still think, like, that was, like, one of the greatest sex [sic] I’ve ever had.”

Although, Alyssa related that she was “disappointed” that she had never had sex with “a significant older man”, she did share that she wanted to have sex with a 50-year-old. Why? Just because. 

“I feel like, one time, I wanna, like, fuck, a 50-year-old and just see how it is.”

Lastly, the episode was sponsored by Barstool Sports, Honey (a browser extension), and Pirate Water, but other than using the allure of nymphets to make money by getting even more advertisers, why did Brianna decide to (over) share the details of her (teen) sex life. The answer is quite simple. She was asked. 

“You guys always ask me to talk about my sex. Like my sex life, hookups - all that shit.  And I didn’t want to do it alone. And Alyssa is Ms. Sex Queen on TikTok; so, I figured let’s bring her on [...]”

[Note: Although, Brianna said, “Hey, Plan Bri listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube,” the YouTube video for the episode is not posted, and it appears that Alyssa has made all of her social media accounts  private.]