Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Per Air Mail, Upper East Side Teens are Obsessed with OnlyFans!


Caron Griffith’s posted on Air Mail “Snap, Crackle, and ‘Bop’” (February 28, 2026) And some readers were shocked to learn from the subtitle of the post that “Upper East Side parents are up in arms over their daughters’ obsession with OnlyFans creators”.

In the post, Griffith wrote that being an influencer is no longer the dream job of (some) Upper East Side (UES) prep schoolgirls, because being a Bop has become its successor, and unlike its predecessor, a Bop uses social media, not to get brand deals, but as an advertising tool to sell “intimate access” to “explicit content” on OnlyFans. Griffith wrote:
For many, the influencer was the online dream job [...] But there is a successor now. Meet the “Bop.”

The Bop uses the same Internet platforms as a mainstream influencer but to a different end. She gathers attention on TikTok and Instagram, then sells intimate access to paying subscribers, mostly on the explicit-content Web site OnlyFans. The public feed is marketing. The private feed is the business.

Influencers sell products. Bops sell access to themselves.
Per Griffith, Bop stands for Baddie On Point, Body On Payroll, and/or Blown-Out Pussy. Nevertheless, some 16-year-old UES schoolgirls admire Bops: “[...] from their bedrooms, absorbing the choreography of monetized desirability as if it were an Extracurricular.” One UES parent even shared with Griffith that some schoolboys have begun to address certain schoolgirls as Bops, “both [as] an insult and compliment”.

Ari Kytsya's Belfie

In addition, Griffith wrote that, to the dismay of some UES parents, a number of prep schoolgirls are obsessed with practicing the poses (i.e., the belfie\butt-selfie), manners, and aesthetic of Bops. Griffith wrote:
The same girls who once worshipped influencer Sephora hauls and perfected soft-glow selfie routines are now practicing the poses of women who turn their bodies into a product and call it empowerment.

A parent at Columbia Prep describes their 17-year-old daughter as “constantly referencing” the Bops when it comes to her clothes, her makeup, her manner: “She is obsessed.”

OnlyFans requires creators to verify they are 18 or older before earning. But that hasn’t stopped young girls from adopting the Bop aesthetic.
A Brearley parent asked if there was a demarcation line between an influencer and a Bop, and she asked if there was a way for UES parents to convince their already wealthy daughters, whom “attend schools where the tuition is in the high five figure”, that earning enormous amounts of money via OnlyFans isn’t admirable.
“Where is the line between an influencer and a Bop? It looks very similar,” says the mother of a student at Brearley, the all-girls private school. “The Bop might actually be making more money. How do we tell our daughters it is in fact bad? They see the glam. They do not see the trade-off. They do not see the risk.”
Piper Rockelle\Bop House Collab

In terms of earning enormous amounts of money via OnlyFans, Griffith wrote about the Bop House, which houses, at approximately $75,000 per month, OnlyFans content creators who, in their early 20s, post alluring but non-explicit free content from the Bop House on social media to lure viewers to explicit paid content on OnlyFans. Griffith related that, per Fast Company, the Bop House content creators made a whopping $10 million during their first month in business.
The “Bop House,” which put the Bop term into wider circulation, began in December 2024 as an OnlyFans collective: eight women in their early 20s living together under one roof, in Fort Lauderdale, posting pastel-lit dances, Crumbl-cookie reviews, and girls’-night routines aimed at TikTok’s under-25 users. Fast Company reported they claimed $10 million in their first month; Vice put the house’s rent at roughly $75,000 a month.
Camilla Araujo's Belfie

And in terms of the lack of a demarcation line between an influencer and a Bop, Griffith wrote about 23-year-old Camilla Araujo whom had a front row seat at a: “[...] Vetements show during Paris Fashion Week last year, [and she was] photographed with Cardi B at New York Fashion Week.” Araujo shared on Logan Paul’s Impaulsive podcast that she was earning, per month, via OnlyFans, between $1.9 and $2.5 million! 


In addition, Ari Kytsya, a 24-year-old OnlyFans content creator, is: “[...] a spokesmodel for Urban Decay, a makeup line owned by L’OrĂ©al.”

Bhad Bhabie

Previously, we wrote about teen rapper Bhad Bhabie, whom, per Variety, in 2021, broke the OnlyFans earning record by making $1 Million in six hours. 

Sami Sheen

We wrote about 18-year-old Sami Sheen, the daughter of actors Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen, whom joined OnlyFans in 2022, where she found even more fame and fortune. 

Piper Rockelle Celebrates Turning 18

And, most recently, we wrote about content creator Piper Rockelle, whom, per Mediaite (2026), shortly after doing a collab with the Bop House girls and turning 18, made over $1 Million in her first hour on OnlyFans. Hence, one should not be surprised that (some) UES prep schoolgirls possess an “obsession with OnlyFans creators”.

Saturday, March 21, 2026

Netflix's FREE BERT: Barklidge Academy is Hand Job City!


In the piece “Free Bert: What to Know About Comedian Bert Kreischer’s Comedy Series” posted on Tudum by Netflix (Jan. 27, 2026), Krutika Mallikarjuna wrote a bit of a synopsis of the Netflix series:
When his daughters are accepted into an elite private [middle] school, shirtless party legend slash stand-up comedian Bert Kreischer moves his family to Beverly Hills. The down-to-earth Kreischers struggle to adjust to their new high-class world, but none more so than Bert [...]

When Bert decides it’s time to step up for his family and help his daughters acclimatize, things quickly spiral out of control — thanks to an unfortunate appearance on T-Pain’s livestream, which makes Georgia a target for her school’s bullies.
What Mallikarjuna (suspiciously) failed to mention is that Georgia was bullied because the mean girls at Barklidge Academy discovered, via T-Pain’s Nappy Boy Radio livestream, that Georgia, despite being an 8th grader, had never given a handjob. Consequently, the entire six-part series is shockingly based on Bert's attempt to prevent Georgia from performing her first handjob.


On the Nappy Boy Radio livestream, which Bert went on for Georgia to “talk her up” and make her “popular”, Bert shared with T-Pain and Pacman Jones that Georgia had just transferred into the 8th grade at Barklidge Academy. To Bert’s dismay, T-Pain informed him that 8th grade is “hand job city”, because the 8th grade is where schoolgirls start performing hand jobs.
Bert, “You guys got kids? My daughter just transferred into Barklidge, 8th grade.” 
T-Pain, “Walked right into hand job city, did she? That’s where it starts. You know what I mean?” 
Bert, “No.”

Later at Barklidge Academy, as Georgia walked to her locker through the halls of the elite private middle school, her schoolmates gawked at her disprovingly, and Kiersten Vanderthal, who had been going out with Zac Hotchkiss since the 6th grade, informed Georgia that the “hot gossip” at school was that somehow Georgia had never given a handjob.
Kiersten, “Hi! 
Georgia, “Hi.” 
Kiersten, “Georgia, is it? 
Georgia, “Um, yeah. 
Kiersten, “Kiersten Vanderthal. This is Cameron, Lexi, and Fiona. Some hot gossip going on about you. Word is you’ve never given a hand job.”
After Cameron, Lexi, and Fiona chuckled disapprovingly at the news that Georgia had never performed a handjob, Georgia watched a clip of the livestream, where T-Pain reiterated that 8th grade was “Hand job city”, and to Georgia’s dismay, her father reiterated that she “does not jerk dudes off”.
T-Pain, “Hand job city.” 
Bert, “Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I don’t think so, guys. That’s too young. No, no, no, no, no. Georgia Kreischer, my daughter, does not jerk dudes off. I can promise you that.”
After watching the clip that Kiersten posted online to reverse slut shame Georgia, which “everyone” at the private middle school shared, Georgia said, “My life is over, okay? You think any guy’s gonna want to talk to me now?” Thereby, Georgia implied that she was unpopular with the (mean) girls and (all) the boys, because she had never performed a hand job.

In episode 02, to Bert’s displeasure but to Georgia’s pleasure, Zac DMed her to invite her over to watch a “movie”. Bert surmised that Zac didn’t want to watch a movie with Georgia, but that Zac desired Georgia’s “virgin hands”, to have a “total jerkathon”. Georgia assumed that she was unpopular with the school boys, but her father surmised that his daughter’s “virgin hands” were “every middle school boy’s fantasy”. Bert said,
“He could pull any girl in that class. What’s he want with our daughter? Wait, a second. Her virgin hands.”

“She’s every middle school boy’s fantasy.”
LeeAnn, Georgia’s mother, reminded streamers that, despite only being an 8th grader, Kiersten had “experienced hands”, but Bert informed his wife that Zac didn’t desire Kiersten’s experienced hands, and he reiterated that “every boy” in the 8th grade wanted to “plant their flag” in Georgia’s palms.
LeeAnn, “Really? Wouldn’t they want experienced hands?

Bert, “He’s already got one experienced hand. What’s the fun in that? He invites her over to watch a movie? Come on! How transparent is that? Kids don’t watch movies these days, hon. He’s setting her up for a total jerkathon [...] Now every boy in that class is gonna want to plant their flag in her palms.”
In an effort to get his wife to see the seriousness of the matter, Bert asked his wife to imagine Georgia’s “teenage jizz” drenched “hand wrapped around Zac Hotchkiss’s cock”! Bert said,
“Baby. Close your eyes. Do you remember the day Georgia was born? The nurse laid her on your chest. It was just the three of us. Out of nowhere, Georgia took that little baby hand, and she reached up and stroked your face. Now imagine that hand wrapped around Zac Hotchkiss’s cock. Cum sticking between her fingers. Teenage jizz just in her palm, on her knuckles, in her fingernails. That’s what we’re up against. LeeAnn.”
After Bert and his wife warned Georgia that Zac didn’t want to watch a movie, but that he desired a hand job, Georgia informed her parents that if Zac wanted to watch a movie and/or get a hand job, it was her choice to “finish him”. Georgia said,
“Maybe that is what he wants, and maybe that’s what he’s gonna get. Hey, you started this. It’s up to me to finish it. Or finish him. Whatever you prefer.”

However, after Bert discovered that Zac couldn’t ejaculate, because he needed an orchiopexy surgical procedure, Bert encouraged Georgia to date Zac. Consequently, Georgia asked her father if he would be fine with her giving Zac a middle school hand job, to which her father replied in the affirmative.
Georgia, “[I]f I were to decide to, let’s say, give Zac a hand job, you’d be fine with that?”

Bert, “Hey. If that’s what the moment calls for, and Zac obviously is physically able to receive said hand job, then go for it.”
Thus, Bert assumed that if Zac couldn’t ejaculate, Zac wouldn’t desire a hand job, or Bert was fine with his daughter performing a hand job on Zac as long as her hand wasn’t drenched in Zac’s “teenage jizz”.


I won’t spoil whether or not Georgia gave Zac a handjob, but according to Bert Kreischer's Instagram post, Free Bert was trending number 2 the day after it premiered on Netflix, and Bert shared that he received over 150 texts/DMs expressing support for the salacious series. And, unsurprisingly, per VarietyFree Bert was renewed for a second season.