Explicit Deepfakes: Schoolboys “Nudifying” Schoolgirls and Teachers!

Illustration by Mitchel Hunt for 404 Media

Samantha Cole posted on 404 Media about “How Deepfakes Tore a High School Apart” (May 23, 2026). In the post, Cole wrote about Radnor Township High School, one of the top-ranked high schools in Pennsylvania, where “five ninth grade girls, all 14 or 15 years old” were “targeted” by a Radnor freshman whom created AI-generated explicit deepfakes of the schoolgirls. The freshman used Movely “to put five of his female classmates’ faces onto nude bodies and make sexual images of them”.

In a Snapchat message to a classmate, the schoolboy, who purchased Movely for a whopping $250 in Apple’s App Store, confessed:

I dropped 250 on that hoe

Worth every penny. 

As for the deepfakes, Cole wrote that schoolboys “were showing them off at lunch tables at Radnor,” and “kids started sharing and talking about them”. Consequently: “School administrators offered a series of “supportive measures” for the victims”: 

• permission to leave class early for a few weeks following the incident, 
• access to the student counselor and social worker, and 
• an open door policy from Assistant Principal Gabriel Presley

As for the schoolboy deepfake creator, Cole wrote that the Radnor Township police charged him with “summary harassment”, because, per the Radnor Township School District Superintendent, “no crime was committed”. Cole wrote:

On January 14, Radnor Township police informed parents of the victims that the boy who made the images was charged with “summary harassment.” Two days later, on January 16, the Radnor community received an email signed by Radnor Township School District Superintendent Kenneth Batchelor, Flanagan, and MacNamara that claims no crime was committed and during an investigation, no images were found.

Cole wrote that the “[p]arents of the girls were shocked”, while their daughters “watched their harasser high five his friends in the hallways.”

However, a week later, the Radnor Township Police Department charged the schoolboy deepfake creator with the crime of harassment. Cole wrote:

On January 23, a week after Radnor administrators and the superintendent of police sent the email claiming no crimes were committed, the Radnor Township Police Department posted a notice to its Facebook page noting that a crime had indeed happened:

As a result of the investigation, a juvenile offender was charged with the crime of harassment for their conduct.

For his crime, the schoolboy deepfake creator had to attend an internet safety class. In addition, he was “advised” that “it is his responsibility to remove himself if he finds himself in the presence of one of the girls”, and he was advised “[...] to use common sense and remove himself if he finds himself in the vicinity of the girls.” Cole wrote:

The juvenile will have to attend the internet safety class and, effective immediately, there is a stay away requirement until March 27, 2026. He was advised that on school grounds it is his responsibility to remove himself if he finds himself in the presence of one of the girls. To be clear, this is not a protection from abuse order but rather a resolution crafted to allow all parties to be as comfortable as possible during the school day [...] he was advised to use common sense and remove himself if he finds himself in the vicinity of the girls.

Conversely, Cole related that in 2025, a man was charged with over 30 felonies for possessing AI-generated deepfakes of minors; however, Cole did not relate if the deepfakes the man possessed were created by schoolboys.

Of course, Radnor High isn’t the only school where explicit deepfakes of schoolgirls were distributed. For example, Cole shared that, per a 2024 report by the Center for Democracy and Technology, “40 percent of students [...] said they knew of an explicit deepfake shared in the past school year”. In other words, thousands of students shared explicit deepfakes, presumably of their classmates.

And, unsurprising to us, the sharing of explicit deepfakes isn’t restricted to high school teens. For example, Cole related that: “in the Council Rock School District, also in Pennsylvania, middle school girls ‘reported that classmates had created explicit AI-generated images’.

And just as unsurprising to us, Cole wrote that the “nudify” apps are easy to download, and that they’re aggressively marketed to boys on social media. Cole wrote:

The apps used to create these images are so easily available, and [...] are advertised on TikTok and Instagram, pushed onto teenagers’ screens and algorithmically offered to appeal to young men and boys. 

Furthermore, we were not surprised by Caroline Haskin’s Wired post “They Dedicated Their Lives to Teaching. Then the Deepfakes Started”. (August 24, 2026) The post’s subtitle is more telling: 

“The deepfake epidemic in schools is affecting more than students. Four teachers tell WIRED about becoming targets of sexualized, AI-generated content—and how difficult it was to find accountability.”

That’s correct. (Some) students make explicit deepfakes of their teachers. For example, Luis Desantiago had a deepfake made of him by a Los Banos, California middle school student. Mr. Desantiago’s deepfake was posted on TikTok and Snapchat, and it was shared among students at his Los Banos high school too. Haskin wrote that the student: “who admitted to creating the image [of Mr. Desantiago], was disciplined with an in-school suspension.” [Emphasis added]

A middle school teacher, “in her mid-twenties”, shared with Wired that she has seen a “wave” of “AI-generated content used to harass teachers”. For example, students at her middle school:

[...] found public photos of a teacher in her sixties, manipulated them to make it appear that she was committing sex acts, and shared them with each other in a Snapchat group chat.

On top of that, students of the middle school teacher “in her mid-twenties” created a “TikTok account impersonating her”, where some of the deepfake TikToks “depicted her talking about sexual acts she performed and enjoyed.”

And a middle school student made a deepfake of Luke Red, an “Arizona-based sixth-grade teacher”, kissing another teacher, which was posted on Mr. Red’s TikTok account. Subsequently, the student confessed to “creating and sharing the image”, and the student received the maximum punishment; a whopping three-day suspension. Haskin wrote:

[...] the school immediately launched an investigation and quickly identified the student, who admitted to creating and sharing the image. The student received a three-day suspension—the most severe punishment kids their age can receive for a first-time sexual harassment offense, according to the school district handbook. 

In the end, we were surprised by the Op-Ed posted on the San Francisco Chronicle: “AI deepfakes of girls are flooding schools. Teachers need more training to help stop it”. In the Op-Ed, Emma Le and Stephanie Choi opined that the “burden” of stopping the flood of deepfakes of schoolgirls should not be on the schoolboys whom are “nudifying” their classmates, but the burden should be on teachers and administrators. In addition, Le and Choi opined that, instead of speaking to their sons about the harms of creating and sharing explicit deepfakes of their middle school classmates, parents should ask their “[...] child’s school whether or not it has an explicit deepfakes policy.” Pun intended?

Netflix's FREE BERT: Barklidge Academy is Hand Job City!

In the piece “Free Bert: What to Know About Comedian Bert Kreischer’s Comedy Series” posted on Tudum by Netflix (Jan. 27, 2026), Krutika Mallikarjuna wrote a bit of a synopsis of the Netflix series:

When his daughters are accepted into an elite private [middle] school, shirtless party legend slash stand-up comedian Bert Kreischer moves his family to Beverly Hills. The down-to-earth Kreischers struggle to adjust to their new high-class world, but none more so than Bert [...]

When Bert decides it’s time to step up for his family and help his daughters acclimatize, things quickly spiral out of control — thanks to an unfortunate appearance on T-Pain’s livestream, which makes Georgia a target for her school’s bullies.

What Mallikarjuna (suspiciously) failed to mention is that Georgia was bullied because the mean girls at Barklidge Academy discovered, via T-Pain’s Nappy Boy Radio livestream, that Georgia, despite being an 8th grader, had never given a handjob. Consequently, the entire six-part series is shockingly based on Bert's attempt to prevent Georgia from performing her first handjob.

On the Nappy Boy Radio livestream, which Bert went on for Georgia to “talk her up” and make her “popular”, Bert shared with T-Pain and Pacman Jones that Georgia had just transferred into the 8th grade at Barklidge Academy. To Bert’s dismay, T-Pain informed him that 8th grade is “hand job city”, because the 8th grade is where schoolgirls start performing hand jobs.

Bert, “You guys got kids? My daughter just transferred into Barklidge, 8th grade.” 

T-Pain, “Walked right into hand job city, did she? That’s where it starts. You know what I mean?” 

Bert, “No.”

Later at Barklidge Academy, as Georgia walked to her locker through the halls of the elite private middle school, her schoolmates gawked at her disprovingly, and Kiersten Vanderthal, who had been going out with Zac Hotchkiss since the 6th grade, informed Georgia that the “hot gossip” at school was that somehow Georgia had never given a handjob.

Kiersten, “Hi! 

Georgia, “Hi.” 

Kiersten, “Georgia, is it? 

Georgia, “Um, yeah. 

Kiersten, “Kiersten Vanderthal. This is Cameron, Lexi, and Fiona. Some hot gossip going on about you. Word is you’ve never given a hand job.”

After Cameron, Lexi, and Fiona chuckled disapprovingly at the news that Georgia had never performed a handjob, Georgia watched a clip of the livestream, where T-Pain reiterated that 8th grade was “Hand job city”, and to Georgia’s dismay, her father reiterated that she “does not jerk dudes off”.

T-Pain, “Hand job city.” 

Bert, “Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I don’t think so, guys. That’s too young. No, no, no, no, no. Georgia Kreischer, my daughter, does not jerk dudes off. I can promise you that.”

After watching the clip that Kiersten posted online to reverse slut shame Georgia, which “everyone” at the private middle school shared, Georgia said, “My life is over, okay? You think any guy’s gonna want to talk to me now?” Thereby, Georgia implied that she was unpopular with the (mean) girls and (all) the boys, because she had never performed a hand job.

In episode 02, to Bert’s displeasure but to Georgia’s pleasure, Zac DMed her to invite her over to watch a “movie”. Bert surmised that Zac didn’t want to watch a movie with Georgia, but that Zac desired Georgia’s “virgin hands”, to have a “total jerkathon”. Georgia assumed that she was unpopular with the school boys, but her father surmised that his daughter’s “virgin hands” were “every middle school boy’s fantasy”. Bert said,

“He could pull any girl in that class. What’s he want with our daughter? Wait, a second. Her virgin hands.”

“She’s every middle school boy’s fantasy.”

LeeAnn, Georgia’s mother, reminded streamers that, despite only being an 8th grader, Kiersten had “experienced hands”, but Bert informed his wife that Zac didn’t desire Kiersten’s experienced hands, and he reiterated that “every boy” in the 8th grade wanted to “plant their flag” in Georgia’s palms.

LeeAnn, “Really? Wouldn’t they want experienced hands?

Bert, “He’s already got one experienced hand. What’s the fun in that? He invites her over to watch a movie? Come on! How transparent is that? Kids don’t watch movies these days, hon. He’s setting her up for a total jerkathon [...] Now every boy in that class is gonna want to plant their flag in her palms.”

In an effort to get his wife to see the seriousness of the matter, Bert asked his wife to imagine Georgia’s “teenage jizz” drenched “hand wrapped around Zac Hotchkiss’s cock”! Bert said,

“Baby. Close your eyes. Do you remember the day Georgia was born? The nurse laid her on your chest. It was just the three of us. Out of nowhere, Georgia took that little baby hand, and she reached up and stroked your face. Now imagine that hand wrapped around Zac Hotchkiss’s cock. Cum sticking between her fingers. Teenage jizz just in her palm, on her knuckles, in her fingernails. That’s what we’re up against. LeeAnn.”

After Bert and his wife warned Georgia that Zac didn’t want to watch a movie, but that he desired a hand job, Georgia informed her parents that if Zac wanted to watch a movie and/or get a hand job, it was her choice to “finish him”. Georgia said,

“Maybe that is what he wants, and maybe that’s what he’s gonna get. Hey, you started this. It’s up to me to finish it. Or finish him. Whatever you prefer.”

However, after Bert discovered that Zac couldn’t ejaculate, because he needed an orchiopexy surgical procedure, Bert encouraged Georgia to date Zac. Consequently, Georgia asked her father if he would be fine with her giving Zac a middle school hand job, to which her father replied in the affirmative.

Georgia, “[I]f I were to decide to, let’s say, give Zac a hand job, you’d be fine with that?”

Bert, “Hey. If that’s what the moment calls for, and Zac obviously is physically able to receive said hand job, then go for it.”

Thus, Bert assumed that if Zac couldn’t ejaculate, Zac wouldn’t desire a hand job, or Bert was fine with his daughter performing a hand job on Zac as long as her hand wasn’t drenched in Zac’s “teenage jizz”.

I won’t spoil whether or not Georgia gave Zac a handjob, but according to Bert Kreischer's Instagram post, Free Bert was trending number 2 the day after it premiered on Netflix, and Bert shared that he received over 150 texts/DMs expressing support for the salacious series. And, unsurprisingly, per Variety, Free Bert was renewed for a second season. 

Long Island Middle School Girls Gone Wild! (New York Times)

Back on December 29, 2006, in the Opinion/Editorial Observer section of the New York Times, Lawrence Downes wrote about “Middle School Girls Gone Wild”. In the essay, Downes wrote about a Long Island middle school talent show “where girls in teams of three or four” “in tiny skirts or tight shorts, with bare bellies, rouged cheeks and glittery eyes” performed “elaborately choreographed re-creations of music videos”.

Downes elaborated that while performing to Janet Jackson’s “All Nite (Don't Stop)” 2004, the middle school girls, to the cheers, whistles, and applause of their parents, would “writhe and strut, shake their bottoms, splay their legs, thrust their chests out and in and out again” while Jackson advised: "Don't stop, don't stop\Jerk it like you're making it choke (like that)”. Downes wrote:

They writhe and strut, shake their bottoms, splay their legs, thrust their chests out and in and out again. Some straddle empty chairs, like lap dancers without laps. They don't smile much. Their faces are locked from grim exertion, from all that leaping up and lying down without poles to hold onto. "Don't stop, don't stop," sings Janet Jackson, all whispery. "Jerk it like you're making it choke. Ohh. I'm so stimulated. Feel so X-rated." The girls spend a lot of time lying on the floor. They are in the sixth, seventh and eighth grades.

As each routine ends, parents and siblings cheer, whistle and applaud.

Here’s the complete chorus and some lyrics from Jackson’s “All Nite (Don't Stop)”, the schoolgirl’s song of choice:

Work it like you're working a pole

Shake it 'til you're shaking the floor

Pop it like you're popping a cork

Don't stop, don't stop

Jerk it like you're making it choke (like that)

Break it like you're breaking the code (like that)

Drop it 'til you're taking it lower (like that)

Drop it, drop it

So intoxicated

I'm so stimulated

Feel so X-Rated

In addition, Downes wrote: “The latest debate centers on whether simulated intercourse is an appropriate dance style for the high school gym.” However, I don't think there's a debate, because Downes related that, to his surprise, (secular) parents generally condone eroticized adolescence. Downes:

It is news to no one, not even me, that eroticism in popular culture is a 24-hour, all-you-can-eat buffet, and that many children in their early teens are filling up. 

What surprised me, though, was how completely parents of even younger girls seem to have gotten in step with society's march toward eroticized adolescence -- either willingly or through abject surrender. And if parents give up, what can a school do? 

Blush (2019)

In a bit of life imitating art and eroticized adolescence being displayed on school stages, take the film Blush (2019), which premiered at the 2019 Sundance Film Festival. One minute and forty-five seconds into the film, which was written and directed by Debra Eisenstadt, Cathy and Matthew went to Lincoln Middle School to see Tara, their 13-year-old daughter, and eight of Tara’s classmates perform in the Fall Fair performance.

Blush (2019)

And just like the Long Island schoolgirls, the Lincoln Middle schoolgirls writhed salaciously in shiny bra tops and tiny tight shorts while Tara’s dad smiled and nodded approvingly. 

Mean Girls (2024) | Talent Show

And in Mean Girls: The (Broadway) Musical and Mean Girls (2024) the film, during the Winter Talent Show, the high school girls writhed salaciously on North Shore High School’s stage.

Mean Girls: The Musical | Talent Show

Regina writhed so salaciously that her mini skirt fell onto the Broadway stage, revealing her black cheeky thong to the theatergoers. 

Honor Levy’s MY FIRST BOOK: A Nude Teen "Internet Girl" Wins The Omegle Game

Per Penguin Random House, Honor Levy’s My First Book was: “A Most Anticipated Book of 2024 by Good Morning America, W, Nylon, SheReads, and LitHub”. Here’s the publisher’s synopsis:

Walking the wire between imagination and confession, My First Book marks the arrival of an electric new talent. Honor Levy’s uniquely riveting voice emerges from the chaos of coming of age in Generation Z. Never far from a digital interface, her characters grapple with formative political, existential, and romantic experiences in a web-drenched society on the brink of collapse.

Inventive, ambitious, and frequently surreal, the stories of My First Book are a mirrorball onto the world as it is. Levy illuminates what it is to be at once adorable, special, heavily medicated, consistently panicked, and completely sincere. [...] 

Speaking of “walking the wire between imagination and confession”, Levy’s “Internet Girl” opens with the 11-year-old narrator alone in her bedroom “on a safari on the internet”. She described herself as “little” but “hungry” and “free” yet “empty”; thus, she breaks past the MacBook’s “parental controls”.  

I’m eleven. I’m on Safari on a safari on the internet after school in my bedroom on my computer, my 2006 Apple MacBook Intel Core Duo 2.0 White 2 Ghz/2GB Memory Laptop Computer. I’m alone. I get past the parental controls. I am so hungry to know what’s out there. It’s 2008 and I am so little and so free and so empty and there are 186,727,854 websites on the internet.

Suddenly, she’s viewing porn - the “Two Girls and One Cup” video, then she’s smiling into a webcam at: “a man and a boy and a love and a stranger”, and she browses to Deviant Art where she learns about sex. 

The pre-teen narrator shared:

In Shadow Kiss, the third installment of the Vampire Academy series, the protagonist, [≈17-year-old] Lissa Dragomir, breaks all the rules and ends up naked in bed with the gorgeous [≈24-year-old] Dimitri Belikov. I wonder what exactly it is that they do in bed. I wonder when it will happen to me. When I have a question I Google it.

Consequently, among other inquiries, she Googled: “How many calories in cum?” And another consequence of reading vampire books is that she wanted to be “wanted” and “BE BEST”. 

Subsequently, after middle school and alone, she safaried to, what could only be, Omegle, a website that allowed users to video chat, without registering, with randomly chosen strangers. 

I’m chatting with strangers, random strangers, bad scary men in the blue light. But I’m not afraid because they are in their blue light and I am in mine. It’s after school and I’m alone. I give them my age, sex, location. They give me theirs. 

After exchanging pleasantries, she volunteered to play the [Omegle] game, where a (pre-teen) contestant could earn points by being salacious. For example:

Level 1: Smile 

Level 2: Show Tongue 

Level 3: Suck a Finger 

Level 4: Show Panties 

Level 5: Take Top Off 

Level 6: Show Boobs 

Level 7: Take Off Panties 

Level 8: Insert 1 Finger 

Level 9: Insert More Fingers 

The narrator started playing by showing her tongue and ended the game, a winner, in the nude.

We play a game. It’s a game you may have played too. One point for showing my tongue. Another for showing my bare feet. Flash the camera for five points. Take off our shirts for more. Twirl around the room and so on and so on until I am naked and I have won. 

Like so many schoolgirls who have volunteered over the years to play The Omegle Game, the narrator knew that men found pleasure in seeing her nude body, and she found pleasure in winning - being the best. 

I do not feel dirty or guilty or embarrassed or cheated. I read the vampire books. I knew that the stranger found pleasure in seeing me naked. I played the dress-up games and the dress-down games. I was happy to be his paper doll. I wondered if he knew. I wondered if he understood that I found pleasure in winning, that I was the best. It was a fair trade, like Ritz for Oreos [...] like the time before parental controls for the time after.

Interestingly, The Paris Review referred to Levy as “the voice of a generation”. In the “Encounter” section of The Cut (May 3, 2024),  Brock Colyar shared: “I was sent an advance copy [of Levy’s My First Book] and found it often quite adept at capturing our generation [...]” And, as for Levy’s “Internet Girl”, NPR related: [In “Internet Girl”] Levy’s portrayal of her narrator’s interiority is both compellingly satirical and frighteningly plausible [...]”

Plausible is correct, as thousands of girls have won on Omegle. For example, David Alm related in The Big Feature on Mother Jones (November 4, 2022) that Alauna, an “olive-skinned” 12-year-old with “blond hair and blue eyes”, shared “dozens of images and a video [...] sometimes naked in provocative positions” “with up to 30 men, most of whom she’d met on a chat platform called Omegle.” After her phone was taken away: “Alauna was furious.” And, “She freaked out.” Consequently, Alauna snuck into her mother’s bedroom: “[...] found an old cell phone, and got back on Omegle.” 

PLAN BRI UNCUT Ep 10: “A Full-Ass Hour on [Teen] Sex [...] Losing Your V-Card, Anal, Porn & Masturbating”!

Episode 10 of the Plan Bri podcast is tantalizingly titled: “A Full-Ass Hour on Sex with Alyssa Sines: Losing Your V-Card, Anal, Porn & Masturbating” (September 22, 2020)

The episode was hosted by Brianna Chickenfry. Per The Sun, Brianna, originally from Boston, was 21 when the podcast was recorded. The episode’s guest was Alyssa Sines. Per Famous Birthdays, Alyssa was 21 when the podcast was recorded as well. 

Brianna described Alyssa as super hot, Ms. Sex Queen, and a sex icon with 1.1 million followers on TikTok to whom Alyssa talked about masturbating and rough sex.

“She’s just, like, a sex icon. She’s super hot. She has 1.1 million followers. She talks about masturbating. She talks about getting her back blown out.” 

Just as the title implies, Brianna and Alyssa began by describing how and when they had sex for the first time. Brianna, “We’re gonna start off by telling our Losing Virginity Stories, because that’s where it must begin.”

Brianna shared that when she was 16, she had a party while her parents were away. Coincidentally, she desperately wanted to lose her virginity, because being a virgin made her feel like a “fucking loser”. And it didn’t help that all of her friends were not virgins. And Brianna didn’t care with whom she had sex with (for the first time).

“I was, like, at that point where I was just, like, I wanna lose my virginity. Like, I don’t even care who it is. Like, just, it needs to happen. All my friends did. And I was like, I feel like a fucking loser.”

Consequently, Brianna got “hammered” and chose a younger “random kid”. However, Brianna was disappointed with her “first time”, because the younger random kid had a thin penis. 

“His dick was like a pencil. It didn’t even hurt. That’s how bad it was. My first time didn’t even hurt. It was literally like a tampon.”

But one can infer that the younger random kid enjoyed Brianna’s first time, because he commemorated the event with a Snapchat that he titled “Just fucked!” And unbeknownst to Brianna, the younger random kid put his used condom in Brianna’s younger cousin’s bag, which she unknowingly took to school and pulled out in English class the next day. 

Shockingly, Brianna shared that that was the first and only time she has used a condom, and per Brianna, she has had a lot of sex since she was 16 - including anal. 

“That’s actually the only time I used a condom. I think, is that one time - losing my virginity.”

“I went through an anal phase. Like, it was, like, anal every time I had sex for, like, a very long time. And I’m glad that’s over with because, I couldn’t shit for so long [...]”

I won’t go into how Alyssa, whom shared, “I watch a lot of porn,” lost her virginity, but I will relate that she shared that she had sex behind her high school - “so much” “a lot”.

“When I was in high school, it [i.e., sex] was more fun, because you snuck around - in cars. I had sex behind my school - so much [...] Hey, teachers, I had sex behind the school a lot. Y’all probably already knew.”

Alyssa’s high school sexcapades reminded me of Andrew Trees’ novel Academy X (Bloomsbury, 2006) where Mr. John Spencer, an English teacher at the elite Academy X:  “[...] tried to avoid using any out-of-the-way stairwells in the afternoon.” Why? He didn’t want to come upon any prep school students having sex.

And straight out of a confession in Nancy Friday’s My Secret Garden, which Ariel Levy, in Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture, referred to as a “groundbreaking collection of women’s sexual fantasies”, Brianna and Alyssa shared that they started masturbating in middle school. 

Alyssa, “I, literally, bought my first vibrator when I was, like, 17 [...] but I feel, like, I was masturbating when I was, like, 10 or like 8.” 

Brianna, “I feel, like, I was too.”

Here’s the part of the Plan Bri episode that was most relevant to this blog. It’s not in the title, but Brianna and Alyssa discussed age-gap relationships. Brianna related that when she "18", she had “the best sex ever” with a 28-year-old whom had a penis shaped like a banana. 

Brianna, “Have you ever had, umm, sex with, like, a significant older man when you were, like, younger?” 

Alyssa, “I haven’t, like, fucked an older man. I’m, like, disappointed in myself.”

Brianna, “So when I was, for legal reasons I’m gonna say 18. I had sex with a 28-year-old. And, oh my God, it was like, the best sex ever. I feel, like, older guys. I feel, like, they know more. Because they know more.”

Brianna, “This guy, the 28-year-old guy that I fucked. His dick was like a banana. It was, like, curved [...] yeah, I still think, like, that was, like, one of the greatest sex [sic] I’ve ever had.”

Although, Alyssa related that she was “disappointed” that she had never had sex with “a significant older man”, she did share that she wanted to have sex with a 50-year-old. Why? Just because. 

“I feel like, one time, I wanna, like, fuck, a 50-year-old and just see how it is.”

Lastly, the episode was sponsored by Barstool Sports, Honey (a browser extension), and Pirate Water, but other than using the allure of nymphets to make money by getting even more advertisers, why did Brianna decide to (over) share the details of her (teen) sex life. The answer is quite simple. She was asked. 

“You guys always ask me to talk about my sex. Like my sex life, hookups - all that shit.  And I didn’t want to do it alone. And Alyssa is Ms. Sex Queen on TikTok; so, I figured let’s bring her on [...]”

[Note: Although, Brianna said, “Hey, Plan Bri listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube,” the YouTube video for the episode is not posted, and it appears that Alyssa has made all of her social media accounts  private.]

Childhood? Vaping Tweens and Teens in Crop Tops, Thongs and Makeup

The kicker for "Being 13", Jessica Bennett's New York Times post (Sept. 20, 2023), serves as a good synopsis of the piece:

Three girls, one year. This is what it’s like to be 13 today, in a world that can’t stop talking about the dire state of your future.

One of the girls Bennett profiled was Anna - a 13-year-old 8th grader at a top-ranked charter school in Colorado. 

Anna reminded us of Mare of HBO's Mare of Easttown. After Mare discovered that Erin, a teen, had a secret account on Sidedoor's escort service, Mare said, "Trust me. Teenage girls are fucking sneaky."

In terms of sneaky teens, after Anna complained to her mom, via text, about being the only member of her 8th grade friend group who wasn't allowed to wear thongs and crop tops, Anna: 

"[...] went to Victoria’s Secret with her friends and bought the [thong] underwear anyway, then hid them in her room."

(In addition, Bennett shared that Anna's parents had discovered, via Anna's iPhone, that 13-year-old Anna had been sneaking to her boyfriend's house, conveniently, when his parents weren't home, which reminded me of 17-year-old Lily of HBO's And Just Like That whom lost her virginity in her boyfriend's house, conveniently, when his parents weren't home.)

In terms of tweens in crop tops, Anna’s mother may not condone it, but 11-year-old Maxwell’s mother, Jessica Simpson, condones it; however, some of Simpson’s followers condemned Maxwell’s crop top. 

Leah Bitsky reported for Page Six that “Jessica Simpson [was] slammed for letting 11-year-old daughter, Maxwell, wear crop top” (August 28, 2023)

Bitsky reported that after Simpson posted pictures on Instagram of 11-year-old Maxwell posing seductively (i.e., tongue out) in a crop top, one of Simpon’s followers posted: “Isn’t she like 11 or something?? Stop sexualizing your little girl” But Bitsky related that another follower defended Maxwell’s tween crop top by posting: “So many Karens here geez! No 11 year old looks like an 11 yr old today. We’re not in the Brady Bunch years anymore, she looks fine [...]!” 

Yet, none of Simpson’s followers addressed designers like Marc Jacobs whom designed crop tops for tweens and teens. For example, we posted that Brooke Frischer posted on Fashionista that "Heaven [by Marc Jacobs] and Bluemarine Made the High School Movie Wardrobe of Your Dreams a Reality" (JUL 7, 2023).

Per Frischer, Blumarine by Marc Jacobs features 11 of the brands best-selling pieces, which boast the brands "signature touches". The best-selling signature pieces consist of ultra-mini skirts, and they mean ultra, lacy pink camisoles, baby tees, and they mean baby, and cropped sweatshirts - among other revealing pieces. 

In terms of thongs, we wrote in our substack “From the 1939 World's Fair to TikTok: A History of Teen Thongs” that Ariel Levy wrote in Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture (Free Press, 2005) that the thong was invented in New York City to "cover" exotic dancers during the 1939 World's Fair but that thongs are no longer relegated to exotic dancers but that thongs, like Hello Kitty and Abercrombie & Fitch, have become the "underpants of choice" for nymphets:

Now they are the underpants of choice for pubescent girls. I saw Hello Kitty thongs for sale at the mall; Abercrombie & Fitch—which markets to seven- to fourteen-year-olds—makes a thong that says WINK WINK and another that declares EYE CANDY; the teen chain store Hot Topic sells a Cat in the Hat thong; Delia’s has a little cotton thong with Bart Simpson on the front and another that asks FEELING LUCKY? with a green four-leaf clover stamped on the crotch. The urban youth Web site Dr. Jay’s has rhinestone Playboy bunny thongs with matching camisoles. 

In addition, we related that there’s a plethora of dancing teens in (cheeky) thongs on TikTok; thus, it should not be surprising that Anna was the only 8th grader in her friend group who didn’t wear thongs. 

And while we’re on the topic of tweens in crop tops and thongs, it’s worth re-mentioning Rachel Brown’s post on Beauty Independent that “Evereden Is Positioning Itself To Lead The Race For Gen Alpha Consumers” (September 12, 2023) In other words, Evereden is selling makeup to 13-and-under-year-olds. And it states in the piece’s kicker that Evereden is: “[...] encouraging gen alpha consumers to play with beauty products [...]” 

EverEden: Kids

And why is Evereden selling makeup, like Ruby Red Lip Oil, to 13-year-olds? It’s for the same reason that Marc Jacobs is designing crop tops to teens and Abercrombie & Fitch was selling thongs to tweens. #money And notice that the brown tween in the Evereden advertisement (above) is dressed, à la Blumarine by Marc Jacobs, in a crop top and mini skirt.

Lastly, if adults wear crop tops, thongs and makeup, one should not be surprised to see tweens and teens in crop tops, thongs and makeup, because as Neil Postman reminded in The Disappearance of Childhood (Vintage/Random House, 1994), as recently as two hundred years ago, the concept of childhood did not exist and that it originated during the Renaissance with the invention of the printing press, which initiated a separation between children and adults with the bridge from childhood to adulthood being only crossed by learning how to read. 

In addition, Jennifer Senior related in her piece "Little Grown-ups and Their Progeny" (April 8, 2013), which was part of the New York magazine cover story "Childhood in New York", that up until the end of the WWII, children were expected to contribute to the family financially. Particular to New York City, newsboys were rampant, but delivering newspapers wasn’t their only source of income. They: “[…] blacked boots, scavenged for junk, and shuttled messages and goods.” But: “[...] child poverty, child abuse, and exploitative labor practices […]” lead to an effort by reformers and the government (e.g. Children’s Bureau) to protect children.

However, Steven Mintz, the author of Huck’s Raft: A History of Childhood in America (Belknap Press\Harvard University Press, 2006), wrote that, “They [reformers and the government] viewed kids smoking at 10 and 12 and having independent money and walking into bars as the worst thing in the world. It reminds you that "child" is a label, not a reality."

And just like Postman related in The Disappearance of Childhood, things have gone full circle. The separation that resulted from the printing press and the Children’s Bureau has been seemingly removed by smartphones and social media. Consequently, we shouldn’t be surprised to see a 13-year-old nymphet in a crop top and micro mini skirt that barely covers her thong with a vape between her Ruby Red lips.