THE DETOUR: A Nymphet Watches Porn & Has "The Big O"

THE DETOUR's Ashley Gerasimovich

Upon noticing the advertisement for season two of The Detour on the Uptown 6 subway platform, I suspected that the TBS comedy was bawdy, because I couldn't see any reason why twelve-year-old Delilah's (Ashley Gerasimovich) midriff and grey panties should be exposed except to advertise that she would be sexualized in the sitcom. 

I'm only on the fourth episode of season one, but thus far Delilah, who looks a lot younger on television, drew a penis that she exhibited from the minivan window to drivers on the expressway before got her menses in a strip club's bathroom.

In addition, Delilah watched some pornography where a man demanded, "Turn over! Turn over!" before he ejaculated to which Delilah naively concluded, "There is no way that [that semen] puddle is getting to the egg from that back tattoo."

[UPDATE 4/22/19] Due to time constraints and the overwhelming amount of examples of the allure of nymphets in culture, I haven't been able to watch every episode of The Detour; however, I did see episode two of season three where Delilah had "The Big O".

Delilah got The Big O while riding Suzy, a snow machine. She shared with her father that she spends "a lot" of time with Suzy, because Suzy gives her the "greatest feeling" in her life. 

Delilah: "Then it gets a little intense and then I have to turn her off [...] but maybe an hour later I start smiling and think 'Boy, I miss Suzy [...]'"

Dad: "You had umm..."

Delilah: "The Big O? Yup. It happened. And I know I'm young."

Dad: "Very. Very. Very young."

Delilah: "But [...] there is no wrong way to enjoy your body."

Subsequently, Delilah's father purchased her a Rapid Bristle electric toothbrush that came with a card that read "For your "teeth" Love, Dad". Consequently, Delilah can masturbate privately in the comfort of her bedroom instead of in front of the house upon Suzy. 

[UPDATE 8/3/19] On season 4 of The Detour, the Parker family searches for Delilah who ran away at the end of season 3. On episode 2, Delilah's parents are forced to watch a Syracuse Police Department service announcement about missing children that will impart upon them the importance of getting their daughter back "ASAP". 

In the service announcement parody, a nymphet shared that within 48 hours of being abducted she had turned into a teen pre-teen prostitute to earn money for heroin: 

"When I was a little girl, I dreamed of being a famous magician. I've been missing 48 hours, and the only tricks I can do now are the ones I turn - for heroin.

There's "tips and tricks portion" of the video with tip 2 being - "Flyers Work"