Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Darcie Wilder's LITERALLY SHOW ME A HEALTHY PERSON: A Flirting Uncle & Teen Sex in Times Square

The paparazzi caught Kendall Jenner in Cannes reading Darcie Wilder's literally show me a healthy person. The author appeared to be just as surprised as anyone that Kendall was reading - her novella. 

Whenever we see a young non-prolific reader reading our nympholepsy radar goes off and, sure enough, Wilder wrote about a flirting uncle:

im in the woods listening to my uncle flirt on speakerphone [...] i fell asleep in my uncle's bed i woke up and he was hovering over me with a boxcutter

Wilder shared that she lost her virginity when she was 16 in a Times Square McDonald's to a 25-year-old:

the french call an orgasm 'the little death' which makes casual sex 'social suicide.' i lost my virginity at sixteen to the first leftover crack cd in a squat above the 42nd street mcdonalds to a twenty-five year old but i didn't cum till i was 18 with a blue vibrator

And Wilder related that she told the last guy she had sex with:

[...] my first kiss was when i was fourteen in a second ave bar i snuck into with a thirty-three year old skateboarder who thought i was seventeen & he said "yea that makes sense"

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