Machine Gun Kelly Desired Teen Sex with Kendall Jenner

Machine Gun Kelly & Kendall Jenner (17)

Stephanie Soteriou reported for Buzzfeed News that "Machine Gun Kelly’s Resurfaced Comments About Then-Underage Kendall Jenner Have Sparked Huge Backlash". 

Soteriou related that in an interview with Fuse in 2013, Kelly, then 23, shared that he was not willing to "wait" until Kendall, then 17, was of legal age (in California).

“I don't care who my first celebrity crush was because right now it's Kendall Jenner.”

“God damn I've said that so many motherfucking times, I hope that I'm snagging that. Don't let me move to LA. Oof, I'm finding her."

Fuse asked Kelly if he were “counting down the days” until Kendall was 18 (i.e., Barely Legal in L.A.) to which Kelly replied impatiently: 

“I’m not waiting until she’s 18, I’ll go now. I’m 23, dog, I’m not like a creepy age, y’know what I’m saying? I’m 23, she’s 17, and she’s a celebrity. There’s no limits right there.”

In an attempt to justify his stance, Kelly related that Led Zeppelin's Robert Plant dated a 14-year-old and Guns N' Roses' Axl Rose dated a 16-year-old and that Rose even wrote a song about the age-gap affair. 

“Robert Plant, who is one of the greatest lead singers ever, dated a girl who was 14,” Machine Gun Kelly continued. “Axl Rose [pictured below] was one of the biggest badasses ever, dated a girl who was 16 and wrote a song on his first album about the girl that was 16.”

Jimmy Page (24) & Lori Maddux (14)

In reference to the lyrics, "One day soon you're gonna reach sixteen\Painted lady in the city of lies" on Led Zeppelin's "Sick Again", Robert Plant shared in Dave Lewis' The Complete Guide to the Music of Led Zeppelin that the lyrics were not inspired (solely) by Lori Maddux but that they were inspired by a number of nymphet groupies whom the band met during their 1972 US tour. 

And Slash wrote in Slash that Axl Rose had sex with 15-year-old Michelle in the loft before Michelle "freaked out intensely". In addition, per Mick Wall's Last of the Giants: The True Story of Guns N’ Roses, after Michelle freaked out she was: "A naked, underage girl running away from adult men [Slash and Rose] along one of the busiest streets in Los Angeles [...]"

Contrary to Soteriou's reporting, it appears that Kelly's comments didn't cause a "huge" backlash; however, there were some comments posted on social media that didn't condone Kelly's stance. 

But maybe what Kelly was trying to express is his frustration with the inconsistent age of consent laws in the US. For instance, the age of consent in Houston, TX, Kelly's hometown, like New York City, is 17; thus, Kendall would have been of legal age in that regard. (Note: The age of consent across the Hudson from Manhattan is 16.)

Kylie Jenner (17)

But, Kendall and the Kardashian clan may have agreed with Kelly, because Kylie, then 17, had an (illegal) age-gap sexual relationship with Tyga, then 25, which was was condoned, specifically, by Khloe Kardashian whom, per The Washington Post, opined:

"Kylie is not a normal 17-year-old. You’re not gonna say, 'Hey, so what are you doing this weekend?' and have her say, 'Having a slumber party at my girlfriend’s' or 'Going to prom.' That’s not what Kylie does. Kylie is taking business meetings and bought her first house, or she’s going on a private plane with Karl Lagerfeld to take a meeting. That’s not even what people do in their 30s. It’s a rare circumstance, so let’s treat this as a special case.”

In the end, (ultra) orthodox Jews and practicing Muslims would say that they're all putting the cart before the horse, because one will never know, but if Kelly, à la Elvis, would have asked for Kendall's hand in marriage, to Megan Fox's dismay, the Kardashian's may have planned a lavish age-gap wedding. 

Hodson's TONIGHT I'M SOMEONE ELSE: A Sexually Explicit [Pre] Teen

Along with two stacks of other paperbacks, Ashleah Gonzales (@ashleahelena) gifted Kendall Jenner Tonight I'm Someone Else by Chelsea Hodson. The green post-it on the paperback reads: 

THIS BOOK 

This is my FAVORITE BOOK! 

you Should Start here!

Here's part of Amazon's description of Hodson essays:

From graffiti gangs and Grand Theft Auto to sugar daddies, Schopenhauer, and a deadly game of Russian roulette, in these essays, Chelsea Hodson probes her own desires to examine where the physical and the proprietary collide. She asks what our privacy, our intimacy, and our own bodies are worth in the increasingly digital world of liking, linking, and sharing.

Here are the relevant excerpts:

Hodson shared that when she went to an interview for a $8 per hour filing job, the Russian man, with a heavy accent, asked, "You don't mind if I make massage?" Then "[...] he picked up the phone and began making an appointment. He put the phone on speaker and looked into my eyes as he asked the receptionist for the youngest masseuse they had."

Hodson wrote that when she was 12, she played Purple Moon, a computer game about navigating middle school. In addition, Hodso visited the game's online message board that "[...] attracted young girls who played the game, so men also joined the site with girly usernames and talked to me about sex." Hodson admitted that she wasn't repelled by the erotic messages, that she loved them and that her posts were sexually explicit: "I was not repelled by the messages: in fact, I loved them [...] I remember being as explicit as the men were being [...]"

Like a number of teen girls, Hodson and her middle school friends had a major crush on a member of a boy band. Hodson's crush was on Brian of the Back Street Boys. But the age gap between teens and members of boy bands isn't always obvious. Hodson wrote:

I knew how famous they were, and that they were in their twenties while we were only thirteen, but it's hard to explain how close they felt. I filled an entire wall with magazine photos of the Backstreet Boys, and I looked at them with such focus and for such long periods of time that it became like a prayer. It was the first time in my life that I remember feeling physical side effects of longing --- I preferred to ache than to feel nothing at all [...]

When Hodson was 17, she invited Tyler, a college-aged lead-singer in a local band, to her house while her parents were out of town:

[...] Tyler rubbed his jeans against my jeans like someone lighting a hundred matches in a row. I closed my eyes and came, and then I asked Tyler if he wanted to go ahead and take my virginity. He said, I'd just feel too bad, and I didn't ask again.

There was another Chelsea at Hodson's high school who: "[...] lured boys into her bedroom by saying, I want to show you something. [...] She was beautiful enough that the boys would have gone into her room even if she didn't have a line, or if her line was a murder threat, but there each of my friends went, one by one, disappearing into the other Chelsea.

Hodson met Bianca, a blonde 13-year-old, at beach camp on Catalina Island.  Bianca was "effortlessly cool". Her favorite movie was Welcome to the Dollhouse: "So then he [Brandon, a middle-school bully] says to her [eleven-and-a-half-year-old Dawn], three o'clock, I'm gonna rape you, Bianca said laughing." And "What's under your towel anyway, Will [a fellow camper]? Bianca asked, and added, Chelsea's never seen a dick; let her see it." 

After camp ended, Hodson regretted not having a teen lipstick lesbian affair with Bianca: "I wish I could say Bianca and I traveled through the night and the tall grass, desire clearing our path, stronger than a machete. I wish I could say we held hands or kissed or touched in some way as soon as we were alone."

Lastly, Hodson referenced Der Fan, the 1982 German film, where "[...] Simone is a high school girl who falls in love with a famous pop star, known to the world only as R." 

Interestingly, Tonight I'm Someone Else showed up in a stack of books in the last scene of

the last episode of Netflix's You (season 2).

And Kendall Jenner reading the essays was featured in New York Magazine's Approval Matrix (January 6-19, 2020).

Darcie Wilder's LITERALLY SHOW ME A HEALTHY PERSON: A Flirting Uncle & Teen Sex in Times Square

The paparazzi caught Kendall Jenner in Cannes reading Darcie Wilder's literally show me a healthy person. The author appeared to be just as surprised as anyone that Kendall was reading - her novella. 

Whenever we see a young non-prolific reader reading our nympholepsy radar goes off and, sure enough, Wilder wrote about a flirting uncle:

im in the woods listening to my uncle flirt on speakerphone [...] i fell asleep in my uncle's bed i woke up and he was hovering over me with a boxcutter

Wilder shared that she lost her virginity when she was 16 in a Times Square McDonald's to a 25-year-old:

the french call an orgasm 'the little death' which makes casual sex 'social suicide.' i lost my virginity at sixteen to the first leftover crack cd in a squat above the 42nd street mcdonalds to a twenty-five year old but i didn't cum till i was 18 with a blue vibrator

And Wilder related that she told the last guy she had sex with:

[...] my first kiss was when i was fourteen in a second ave bar i snuck into with a thirty-three year old skateboarder who thought i was seventeen & he said "yea that makes sense"

Marc Jacobs, Victoria’s Secret & [Semi] Nude Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner (18) | Marc Jacobs NYFW (2014)

It's blogging the obvious to write that nymphets are used to sell everything from jeans to perfume. And designer Marc Jacobs, taking advantage of the allure of nymphets, has used famous teens to sell his products. For example, he used 17-year-old Dakota Fanning to sell his Oh Lola (in reference to Lolita) perfume. 

Dakota Fanning (17) | Marc Jacobs' Oh Lola 

And most recently Jacobs used 18-year-old Kendall Jenner during New York Fashion Week to promote his latest fashion line. Claire Knebl of Teen Vogue related that Kendall said: 

"I just recently turned 18, so this [show] is my big kick-off to start and grow my career." 

In addition, Knebl wrote that Kendall's exposed young fountains had the internet buzzing:

Beyond the beauty boldness, she donned a (very!) sheer top—which has the internet buzzing because of how much of her, um, anatomy it exposed—and cropped equestrian-esque trousers.

Kendall Jenner (18) | Victoria’s Secret

But that wasn't the first time that Kendall exposed her teen breasts to the world. Prior to the Marc Jacobs show, Kendall posted a photograph on Instagram, that was taken by Victoria’s Secret photographer Russell James, of her "taut" nipples.

Kendall Jenner (18) | Marc Jacobs NYFW (2014)

Like Marc Jacobs and Victoria’s Secret, Kendall is aware of the allure of a nymphet and is using it to "grow" her career. However, after her youth wanes, don't be surprised if she reports that she was victimized by the modeling and advertising industries.

Lastly, subsequent to Kendall's revealing catwalk, Kylie Jenner, Kendall's sister, received an erect penis cake for her 17th birthday. 

Kendall Jenner Shares T&A After 18th Birthday

Kendall Jenner (18) | Victoria’s Secret

Kendall Jenner, the younger sister of Kim Kardashian, gave ephebophiles two gifts shortly after her 18th birthday. 

Kendall Jenner | BTS

The 5' 10" nymphet tweeted a photograph of herself in a pair of small cheeky black panties with the caption "behind the scenes today..literally lol". 

And on Instagram, she posted a photograph that was taken by Victoria’s Secret photographer Russell James of her taut nipples under a sheer top.

Kendall Jenner (17)

There was a bit of an uproar in the media over Kendall's risque photographs, but posting risque photographs is nothing new for the model slash reality television star. Like many young adults, Kendall began posting revealing photographs to social media in her early teen years. For example, when she was 17, she posted a pensive photograph posing in a pair of cheeky panties.