On the “We're Going to Prison” episode of the PlanBri Uncut podcast (Oct 8, 2024), Brianna ‘Chickenfry’ LaPaglia warned 16-year-old girls to “stay away from older men”. The warning was prompted by an upcoming trip to Atlantic City, because that last time Brianna and Grace O’Malley, the podcast’s co-hosts, were in Atlantic City, then-16-year-old Grace did “bad stuff" on the beach with a divorced older man whom she met at a bar.
Brianna, “The last time we went. When we were 16. Yeah.”
Grace, “Yeah!”
Brianna, “I hope it ends better than last time.”
Grace, “Yeah. No. It totally will. I’m not gonna be giving a um.”
Brianna, “Yeah”
Prior to doing outdoor age-gap “bad stuff", Grace and Brianna fraternized at the bar with divorced older men. In hindsight, Brianna said that to 16-year-olds “it sounds so fun and cool” to “hang out with the divorced men at the bar” but “that’s really scary and wrong,” because older men “will always take advantage of you, because that’s just what life is.” Instead, Brianna advised, “Be a good 16-year-old. Not do what we did.”
Brianna warned, “When you’re 16 and maybe your mom brings you to Atlantic City - maybe you girls shouldn’t hang out with the divorced men at the bar. Maybe you should go find other 16-year-olds. Maybe you shouldn’t hang around older men, because that’s really scary and wrong. And they will always take advantage of you, because that’s just what life is. And men are scary. So, let’s stay away, because, you know, it sounds so fun and cool, in the moment, but, then, you grow up you look back on those experiences. [It’s] [s]cary and horrific. So stay away from older men and hang out with people your age. That’s how life should be. Be a good 16-year-old [and] not do what we did. You can still have fun. Stick with your age group.”
Despite there being a difference between the two, Grace said that she was either “coerced or forced” into doing age-gap “bad stuff" on the beach. Consequently, she proclaimed,
“But that won’t be happening again, because I’m a strong independent woman who knows what she wants and will not be settling for anything less or being coerced or forced into anything else.”
Surprisingly, Grace and Brianna made light of the matter. Grace joked that she was going to parole the beach in Atlantic City for possible age-gap couples doing “bad stuff”.
Grace, “I’m doing shows in DC and Atlantic City [...] And I’m gonna get off stage, and I’m gonna parole the beach.”
Brianna, “Yes. Yes.”
Grace, “I’m gonna go to the beach and say, ‘Give you your IDs. Both of you.”
Brianna, “Yup. You should. And don’t do it because [...] if you're that friend that goes to the beach and does bad stuff, you give your other friends a heart attack.”
Grace, “It’s not my fault!”
Brianna, “No. I’m not saying it’s your fault. I’m saying don’t hang out with older men [...] [smiling] Don’t do bad stuff.”
Grace: Laughs
Interestingly, in a bit of a contradiction, Brianna shared on the “A Full-Ass Hour on Sex with Alyssa Sines: Losing Your V-Card, Anal, Porn & Masturbating” episode of the Plan Bri podcast (September 22, 2020) that when she was quote unquote "18", she had “the best sex ever” with a 28-year-old whom had a penis shaped like a banana.
Brianna, “Have you ever had, umm, sex with, like, a significant older man when you were, like, younger?”
Alyssa, “I haven’t, like, fucked an older man. I’m, like, disappointed in myself.”
Brianna, “So when I was, for legal reasons I’m gonna say 18. I had sex with a 28-year-old. And, oh my God, it was like, the best sex ever. I feel, like, older guys. I feel, like, they know more. Because they know more.”
Brianna, “This guy, the 28-year-old guy that I fucked. His dick was like a banana. It was, like, curved [...] yeah, I still think, like, that was, like, one of the greatest sex [sic] I’ve ever had.”
In the end, it’s not clear if Brianna condones or condemns age-gap “bad stuff”.
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