Thursday, November 28, 2013

HANNA (2011): Kissing Teen Lipstick Lesbians

The only thing an ephebophile likes more than a nymphet are two or more nymphets. And if they're lipstick lesbians, then that's icing on the cake. The scientific reason behind a man's attraction to nymphets has been discovered, but no one has been able to fully explain why men are attracted to lipstick lesbians.

However, with that said, I was still shocked to see a teen lipstick lesbian theme in Hanna (2011). In the movie, which is about Hanna (Saoirse Ronan), a 16-year-old trained assassin who is being mercilessly hunted by an intelligence agent, Sophie (Jessica Barden) made it clear that she didn't want to be just any lesbian, but a lipstick lesbian. 

She said, "I think I’d quit like to be a lesbian. But not one of those fat ones. One who’s like a super model." 

And in a subsequent scene, Hanna and Sophie shared a soft yet lingering lesbian kiss after Sophie gave Hanna a serenity bracelet.

It's not that I was shocked by the lesbian theme in Hanna (2011), but I was floored by how young the girls were. I wasn't shocked, because girl-on-girl kissing has almost become mainstream. For example, as I related in The Allure of Nymphets, Madonna kissed Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at the 2003 MTV Music Awards, Sandra Bullock kissed Scarlett Johansen at the 2010 MTV Movie awards, Sandra Bullock kissed Meryl Streep at the 15th Critics' Choice Movie Awards, and former Disney star Vanessa Hudgens kissed former Nickelodeon star Alexa Nikola days before her album was released. And the list goes on.

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