Hallie Batchelder is a New York City-based influencer slash content creator who was recently signed to Alex Cooper’s The Unwell Network. Batchelder was on Cooper’s Call Her Daddy “The Hamptons Confessional” podcast (Aug 28, 2024) Hallie she shared, after having “about seven drinks”, that she recently had anal sex - on the first and apparently last date, that she dabbled with sugar daddies, and she was caught having (teen) anal sex in Aruba - when she was 15.
“Hi, my name is Hallie Batchelder. I'm about seven drinks in right now, and guys, I'm feeling fucking fuzzy. I'm feeling warm and I'm feeling curious. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, I'm from Boston, Massachusetts, but I live in New York right now. My current relationship status is single. So single. Kind of sad. Honestly, the fall is gonna be really lonely, whatever.”
“Okay, my confession is, last week, I went on a first date, and honestly, we had oysters as the appetizer. So I'm gonna, like, blame the oysters, because it's like an aphrodisiac. He fucked me in the ass, I'm not gonna lie, and I liked it. I hope they put this in.”
Next Hallie, who is reportedly now in her late twenties, shared that when she was a college girl, she had sex on the same day with two different neighbors. Why? Because, per Hallie, she can’t turn down an offer for sex.
“Well, have I ever fucked multiple people in one night. There's so many answers to this question. Yes is the immediate answer. I mean, like, are we talking about threesome? Production? Wait, in college, there was one night, so I was on like, the basement floor of my building. That's where I lived. I used to, like, fuck this guy that lives in the basement, but I also fucked this guy lived on the third floor. It's like they were friends in the same frat. They found out about each other. I'm just a girl guys, I don't know, like, I don't know what to do. Like, like, they were both hot. Like, what like, am I gonna say? No, I don't know how to say, No, I'm working on it.”
In almost every age-gap memoir there are contradictions. And Hallie’s (verbal) memoir is no different. For example, Hallie began by stating that she was in a relationship with a man whom was “probably 13 years older”, and whom “used to spend, like, a daddy”. But then she said that since she came from money, she didn’t need money from a sugar daddy.
“Have I ever dabbled with the sugar daddy? I don't know if he was daddy's status. He was like, I mean, he was like, probably 13 years older than me, but he used to spend, like, a daddy.”
“Honestly, I don't need men for their money. Like, I come from money, so like, it like, doesn't bother me. So, like, when guys, like, think I need them for their fucking bag. I'm like, get be fucking frail for a second. I don't need your fucking pockets.”
Hallie went on to elaborate on the man, by relating that he was 36 and that she was turned on by his one-thousand-dollar tips.
“He was probably 36. I was 23, which to me, was a daddy, but he used to go out to a restaurant. We'd get drinks. Say I was, like, two margaritas. He would always be like, “Should I tip a thou? Should I tip a thou?” And I be like, ‘Yes, tip a thou, and fuck me sideways.’”
Despite the fact that Hallie comes from money, she called her sugar daddy for three weeks to ask him to pay for her breast implants.
“Okay, I have a funny story, actually, about the sugar daddy. So he was in London one night, and he FaceTimed me and he ghosted me for like, three weeks. So he finally picked up the phone. And I was like, “Okay, hi. I'm thinking about getting my boobs done. And he was like, ‘I'll pay for them, whatever. I'll Venmo you.’”
Apparently, Hallie’s sugar daddy’s best friend was Hallie’s sugar daddy as well. And both of them felt like they owned Hallie's tits. (I wonder what could have given them that impression?)
So him and his best friend, Venmoed for my tits. They, like, both think they own my tits.
Interestingly, in the end, Hallie’s (wealthy) parents paid for her breast implants, and she “pocketed the money” from her sugar daddies.
“Little did they know my dad and my mom, if you pass your real estate licensing exam, like, I had no job at this point. So, like, if you pass your real estate license [...] we'll pay for that surgery. [I] [p]assed in two weeks, and then I pocketed the money that that guy gave me, and then had [an] amazing rack after that.”
And speaking of Hallie’s parents, Hallie shared that when she was a nymphet, and having anal sex on a pull out bed in Aruba, her mother stepped into the room.
“Wait, when I was 15, my mom walked in. I mean, getting fucked in the ass on a pull out bed in Aruba.”
Hallie’s Call Her Daddy episode has raised a (rhetorical) question: Why do influencers slash content creators like Hallie, Talia Lichstein, and Brianna Chickenfry share their (teen) sex stories? Is it for likes? For followers? For clout? For money? All of the above?
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