Saturday, January 4, 2014

Ava Sambora: Heather Locklear's "Hot [Teen] Blonde"

Ava Sambora and Mother Heather Locklear

Despite everything I've seen, read, listened to and wrote about on the allure of nymphets, I was surprised by a post on Egotastic! (The tagline for website is Because Men Think Differently.) The surprising post, which was written by Bill Swift, is about Ava Sambora, the 15-year-old daughter of Heather Locklear and Bon Jovi guitarist, Richie Sambora.

In the article, Swift wrote that: "[...] America [...] will always love a hot blonde. [Therefore] Ava's future looks pretty damn bright." And the article encourages men to "Enjoy" the pictures of the 15-year-old bikini clad nymphet as she played volleyball and frolicked on the beach in Maui last month.

Typically, the "Enjoy" facet is left unspoken and is implied. This is my first time reading an article that openly encourages men to enjoy the pictures of a nubile and scantily clad teen.

I assumed that Egostatic! was based in Europe, because it reminds me of a British lad magazine. But it is an American website with offices listed in New York, Hollywood, and Chicago and gets over nine million unique visitors per month.

Swift may be correct in writing that Ava has a "pretty damn bright" future. For example, she had a role in Judd Apatow's film This is 40 (2012). 

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