Saturday, December 9, 2017

Netflix's "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt": A Nymphet & Her Ophthalmologist Boyfriend Who Hates His Wife

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is a Netflix comedy created by Tina Fey. 

On the second episode of the premier season, "Kimmy Gets a Job!" (2015), fifteen-year-old Xanthippe Voorhees and her friend Simone were playing "vodka shotzee" when Simone got alcohol poisoning. 

Xanthippe warned that they couldn't have Simone's stomach pumped at the hospital, because Simone's dad is running for Congress. Consequently. Kimmy made a vomit inducing concoction but advised that Simone see a doctor to which Xanthippe replied: 

"Her boyfriend's an ophthalmologist, but he's on vacation with his wife."

Later, Simone shared: "You guys, I was showering with Dr. Jerry and he told me he hates his wife."
Xanthippe replied: "You're so lucky!"

Then Xanthippe shared that she had sex with a blond surfer on a California beach while visiting her grandparents to which Simone shared: "I have sex when I visit my grandparents too."