Friday, July 21, 2017

TEEN VOGUE: A Guide to Anal Sex [for Nymphets]

In the vein of Tavi Gevinson's Rookie, Teen Vogue has posted "A Guide to Anal Sex [for Teens]", which: "is anal 101, for teens, beginners, and all inquisitive folk."

Gigi Engle, the post's author, wrote that the post has: "everything you need to know about butt stuff, no matter who you are, whom you’re having sex with, or who you want to have sex with.

We know that that is an hyperbole, because as the age-gap widens, so does the displeasure. However, orthodox Jews and Muslims would say that anal sex should be avoided between all ages. 

Friday, July 14, 2017

Telemundo's CASO CERRADO: A Judge Rules in Favor of a Nymphet's "Father-Boyfriend."

Amanda                                       50
Sixteen-year-old teleiophile Amanda appeared on Telemundo's Caso Cerrado, because she wanted to be emancipated from her father so that she could be free to marry fifty-year-old Santiago.  

Amanda shared with the judge that she has been very mature since the age of ten and that she wanted to marry Santiago because of his personality, the way he treated her and because he was different than the boys her age.

Amanda said, "His personality, his way of being [and] the way he treated me. It wasn't the same as boys my age who only wanted one thing. I don't know. They're immature."

However, Joel, Amanda's father and a former long-time friend of Santiago, opined of Santiago, "He's a pedophile who's brainwashing her!"
Amanda replied emphatically, "Not true!"

Amanda shared that she and Santiago had kissed but had never had sex. (Despite Santiago's disability, he's fully functional sexually.) However, Jonhy, Santiago's son and Amanda's video game obsessed former boyfriend, claimed that he caught the age-gap couple fully nude and frolicking on the bed. 

Interestingly, before the judge gave her verdict she said, "But look. Woody Allen is still married to the girl who used to be his step-daughter. They've been together for years."

However, Dr. Hernandez, a psychologist, opined that Amanda was being "blinded" by Santiago's maturity - just like schoolgirls who fall in love with their male teachers. She said that their age-gap marriage would "never last", that it would be "very short", and that it was based on "infatuation - not love".

In the end, the judge ruled that Amanda could not be emancipated from her father, but that she should keep Santiago as a "father-boyfriend" until she turns eighteen. She ended her verdict by sharing, "However, I find it to be a nice love story. I truly do."

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Amazon's I LOVE DICK: A Nymphet Masturbates, Watches Porn & Studies Impressionism

Above is Lovis Cornith's Self-Portrait with his Wife and a Glass of Champagne, 1902. Forty-three-year-old Lovis, a German artist and writer, fell in love with Charlotte Berend, his future wife, when she was twenty-one. But what led me to this painting may be more intriguing than their twenty-two-year age-gap - especially since Charlotte wasn't a true nymphet.

I saw the billboard for "I Love Dick" in a Manhattan subway. I naively refused believe that it was a sexual pun, and I made no plans to watch the Amazon series. However, after I read a Jennifer Krasinki piece in the Village Voice that the women on the show were going to: "speak directly to the camera about their sexual histories", I was intrigued. 

In the spirit of Nancy Friday's My Secret Garden: Women’s Sexual Fantasies and Tavi Gevinson's RookieChris shared, "Dear Dick, I've been horny since I was six. I used to press my crotch into the belly of my stuffed Rhino [...] I'd love to hump him in front of our sitter Karen Harris. I used to say that Rhino was hungry and that I needed to feed him [...] In high school, I wanted to fuck anybody - male or female."


Toby shared with Dick that her dad "was an expert on children", which he thought "allowed" him to "touch" her, and when she was a nymphet, she was exposed to porn, which she couldn't get out of her head. And with the porn still "stuck" in her head, Toby entered Columbia at the age of sixteen where she studied 19th century diagrams of the ideal breast shape; hence, Lovis' Self-Portrait with his Wife and a Glass of Champagne, 1902.


Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Incest and Old\Young Streaming Erotica on "The Biggest Adult Website on the Planet"

Maureen O'Connor's New York magazine cover story "Pornhub is the Kinsey Report of Our Time" related data culled from Pornhub, which is celebrating its 10th anniversary.

There were a least two entries that were relevant to this blog. O'Connor wrote: "Last year, women were 96% more likely than men to use dad-related search terms". The fact that women are searching for "dad" and "daddy" on a pornography website isn't surprising to those who have read Nancy Friday's My Secret Garden: Women’s Sexual Fantasies where Bella shared that since she was eight-years-old, her father had always been her "fantasy lover during masturbation".

And before James Franco deleted his Instagram account, a number of nymphets seductively referred to him as "dad" or "daddy".

Lastly, the graph below shows that "OLD\YOUNG" was the most browsed category on "[t]he biggest adult website on the planet".

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Abbott's THE END OF EVERYTHING in NEW YORK's Approval Matrix: Three Nymphets & Three Age-Gap Affairs

I was looking for the outline of my unpublished and (allegedly) stolen children's book when I stumbled upon an Approval Matrix that I ripped out of the June 27, 2011 issue of New York magazine. I put a check next to the entry: "Megan Abbott's novel The End of Everything begins with YA poignancy before becoming a very adult loss-of-innocence story" but I never ordered the book; however, I recently purchased a signed used copy at Strand after reading some Amazon reviews. For example, Jeni Carroll gave the novel 5 Stars but titled her review "Proceed with Caution". Carroll shared, "When I was in college, I begrudgingly read Lolita because it was required. I, personally, am not a fan of creepy fiction [...] So when I had nightmares about Lolita, I knew the book did its job."

Here's part of Amazon's review:

Thirteen-year old Lizzie Hood and her next door neighbor Evie Verver are inseparable [...] And then, one afternoon, Evie disappears [...] Would she have gotten into the car of a stranger? [...] Lizzie uncovers secrets and lies that make her wonder if she knew her best friend at all.

The review fails to mention that Lizzie is in love with her best friend's father: "Oh , and Mr. Verver, Mr. Verver, Mr. Verver, he's always vibrating in my chest, under my fingernails, in all kinds of places [...] I couldn't remember a time when I wasn't [...] hungry for the moments he would shine his attentions on me."

Lizzie, an eight grade middle-school student, masturbates: "I'm thirteen, did I tell you, and I have soft dimples where my thighs meet my knees, and each night I lie in bed with my hands wedged between my legs [...] and if I try hard enough I can [...] make the whole world break open and break me all to pieces."

Lizzie lets another teen look at her fountains while he masturbates: "How is it that I pull my arms out of my sleeves and slide my bra down and let him see? But I do. My skin quills up [...] When he's done, he makes a little sound, and I feel his hand sticky on my chest and he pinches them and my eyelids flutter".

[Spoiler Alert] The review mentions that Evie disappears but understandably doesn't reveal that Evie voluntarily disappears for three weeks with Mr. Shaw: "Evie felt Mr. Shaw's love [...] a man three times her age [...] and knows that she is the most special girl of all [...] She is everything and he would tear down his life for her [...] She has that power. What girl wouldn't want that power?"

Evie confessed to Lizzie, "I went with him. I wanted to go. I asked him to take me away."

Lastly, Dusty, Evie's sister and high school coed, calls her sister "a disgusting little girl" for having a sexual affair with Mr. Shaw, but Evie retorts by revealing Dusty's incestuous affair with their father: "And you stand her blaming me, judging me, but look at you, Dusty, preening for him [...] the flirting and the winking and the curling up to him in our lawn chairs, I see how it is, Mom sees how it is. I know what you feel. You think you can hide it, but you can't. Who's the sick one, who is --"

Interestingly,The End of Everything is in the Highbrow/Brilliant quadrant of New York magazine's Approval Matrix.

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Natalie Wood & Scarlett Johansson: Nymphet Sex in the Chateau Marmont Hotel

Nick Ray and Natalie Wood

I recently re-read these stanzas in James Franco's "Chateau Dreams" from his book of prose Directing Herbert White

In '54, forty-three-year-old Nick Ray
Fucked fifteen-year-old Natalie Wood in Bungalow 2

Sam Kashner related in a 2005 Vanity Fair piece: "Natalie Wood desperately wanted the part [in Rebel Without a Cause (1955)], but at 16 she had played only juveniles [...] Ray [the film's director] was immediately drawn to Wood, Gavin Lambert recalls. “She was very young, and that was always attractive to Nick,” he says [...] “How quickly did Natalie realize that he found her extremely desirable, and how soon did Nick make his move? … The interview took place in the first week of February, and by the time she made her first screen test, ten days later they were lovers,” recalls Lambert."

In addition, Kashner wrote: "Wood’s affair with Ray awakened her sexuality—and emboldened her to initiate another love affair, this one with Dennis Hopper, who had been cast as Goon. “I was astonished,” Hopper later said. “I came from a very conventional, middle-class family in San Diego … and this was the 1950s, when girls who’d turned sixteen only a few months earlier just didn’t do things like that.” The sexually charged situation created ill will between Ray and Hopper."

Franco wrote that Wood was fifteen, but Kashner wrote that she was sixteen. I don't know Franco's source, but Hopper may have clarified the issue by sharing that when he began his affair with the nymphet she had "turned sixteen only a few months earlier". That supports Franco's position, because it could take months for a film to start shooting after a "screen test".

And if you've read The Allure of Nymphets and this blog, you're well aware that Wood is no nubile nymphet anomaly. Wood's sexuality had been awakened long before she had sex with Ray and the fact that she initiated an affair with Hopper so soon after having sex with Ray, leads one to believe that she was no virgin before she entered Bungalow 2.

God knows how many nymphets had sex in the infamous Chateau Marmont, but Glenys Roberts related in a Daily Mail post that: "A 19-year-old Scarlett Johansson was so overcome by its heady atmosphere in 2004 that she couldn’t wait to get upstairs with [thirty-seven-year-old] Puerto Rican star ­Benicio Del Toro and ripped off his clothes in the lift. ‘We were making out or having sex or something,’ she readily admitted later."

Scarlett Johansson and Benicio Del Toro

Friday, May 5, 2017

The New Appendix IV: Songs About Nymphets

Finally, the second edition of The Allure of Nymphets will be released on Tuesday, but I couldn't wait to preview the new Appendix IV, which is a list of songs that contain the theme of hebephilia\ephebophilia that was sourced from the Lolit[a] Age Gap Tumblr blog. 

The titles are revealing:

  1. ABBA - “When I Kissed the Teacher”
  2. Aerosmith - “Jailbait”
  3. Ali Project - “Lolita in the Garret”
  4. Archie Bell & The Drells - “Girl You’re Too Young”
  5. Big Star - “Thirteen”
  6. Big Star - “Thirteen”
  7. Bruce Springsteen - “Child Bride”
  8. Bruno Mars - “Young Girls”
  9. Céline Dion - “Lolita”
  10. Chuck Berry - “Sweet Little Sixteen”
  11. Elton John - “Too young”
  12. Eric Clapton - “Jailbait”
  13. Eric Clapton - “Little Girl”
  14. Gary Puckett and The Union Gap - “Young Girl”
  15. Iggy Pop - “She Called Me Daddy”
  16. Iggy Pop - “Sixteen”
  17. Jane Birkin - “Lolita Go Home”
  18. Jane Birkin - “Love Fifteen”
  19. Johnny Burnette - “You’re Sixteen”
  20. Jonny Lang - “Good Morning Little Schoolgirl”
  21. Kiss - “Christine Sixteen”
  22. Marilyn Manson - “Heart-Shaped Glasses”
  23. Maurice Chevalier - “Thank Heaven for Little Girls”
  24. Michael Jackson - “P.Y.T.” (Pretty Young Thing)
  25. Motörhead - “Jailbait”
  26. Neil Diamond - “Girl You’ll be a Woman Soon”
  27. New Order - “Age of Consent”
  28. Oingo Boingo - “Little Girls”
  29. Princess Superstar - “Bad Babysitter”
  30. Red Hot Chili Peppers - “She’s only 18″
  31. Rick James - “Seventeen”
  32. Rilo Kiley - “Fifteen”
  33. Ringo Starr - “You’re Sixteen” (You’re Beautiful You’re Mine)
  34. Serge Gainsbourg - You’re Under Arrest
  35. Sonny Boy Williamson – “Good Morning Little Schoolgirl”
  36. Steve Lawrence - “Go Away Little Girl”
  37. Ted Nugent - “Jailbait”
  38. The Beach Boys - “Little Girl” (You’re My Miss America)
  39. The Beatles - “Hello Little Girl”
  40. The Beatles - “Little Child”
  41. The Commodores - “Young Girls Are My Weakness”
  42. The Critters - “Younger Girl”
  43. The Golliwogs - “Little Girl” (Does Your Momma Know)
  44. The Heavy - “Sixteen”
  45. The Rolling Stones - “So Young”
  46. The Vandals - “Fourteen”
  47. The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band – “Queen Nymphet”
  48. Vesta Victoria - “An Old Man’s Darling”
  49. Winger - “Seventeen”

This list is far from exhaustive and interestingly some of the songs posted on the age-gap blog had lyrics that were sans ephebophilia, but the video had an age-gap theme. 

For example, the German lyrics of Rammstein's  "Rosenrot", according to Wikipedia, "tell of a man who is asked by his lover to retrieve a rose from a mountain, and falls to his death." However, the video is about a monk who was seduced by a nymphet who was played by Cătălina Lavric, a fourteen-year-old Romanian model.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

A PARIS REVIEW Collab: Cline's Teleiophile "Marion", Matalon's Photos and Nude Lipstick Lesbian Nymphets

Emma Cline's "Marion" was shockingly chosen by The Paris Review for their first collaboration with @topstories and photographer Molly Matalon who "created a suite of images evoking the mood of Emma Cline's 2013 short story, "Marion", a coming-of-age tale of a girl in California."

In "Marion", the eleven-year-old narrator visited thirteen-year-old Marion on her California ranch in a house with "delicate Victorian detailing" where Bobby, Mario's father, kissed the nymphets "good night square on the mouth."

Marion liked to smoke hand-rolled cigarettes, wear bikini tops and tease men:

"Marion was wearing her shorts over her favorite bright orange bikini, nubby fabric stretched tight across her breasts, her shoulders shining from sunscreen [...] Marion knew she was something pretty in that suit. Men stared at her, and she liked it. When Jack [Marion's father's friend] first came for dinner at the ranch, he would follow Marion with his eyes when she got up from the table. That day, when Jack watched Marion in the barn as he rolled a cigarette for her, I felt a flint of heat in my insides."

The girls were scandalously  jealous of thirteen-year-old Samantha Geimer, who was drugged, raped and sodomized by Roman Polanski. 

"A thirteen-year-old girl. We talked about that a lot, what the girl might have looked like, how Roman Polanski knew her, how it had happened. Did she have breasts? Did she have her period yet? We were jealous, imagining a boyfriend who wanted you so bad he broke the law."

Marion wasn't sure if her father's friend liked he; so, some investigative work was done. 

"Marion had told me to watch him and tell her later if I thought he liked her [...] I took note when Jack looked at the door or at Marion’s slim thighs in cutoffs."

The story is set in a pre-smartphone era, but that didn't stop the nymphets from taking nude photos with a Kodamatic.

"Marion [...] took me up into the hills, where she stripped and had me take pictures of her naked body laid out on rocks. “You’ll be good at this, I know it,” she said. She tied a red ribbon around her throat like she had seen on one of the girls in Playboy."

Marion advised, "You keep men on their toes. You make them miss you," before she wrote "Jack's name on her body, on the bottoms of her feet, where the ink slid into the whorls. I saw it all when we changed for bed."

The nymphets returned to the hills for another round of nude pictures. This time the eleven-year-old narrator posed before the girls shared a lipstick lesbian kiss.

“You look good,” Marion said, her face hidden by the camera. She was taking pictures from far away, squatting in the dirt. 

“You look young, really great.” 

Then she came close with the camera, so close she touched the lens to the tip of my nipple, then cackled and collapsed on the grass. 

“It’s hard,” she gasped. 

I started to step into my cutoffs, but Marion leapt up and came toward me. She threw her arms around my neck, loose like a child, and kissed me with her eyes open. “It’s okay,” she said. “Pretend I’m Jack. Look sleepy. Look sexy. Try to look like I do.” We were breathing hard.

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Teleiophiles Are Not Welcome

I saw this advertisement on an Uptown train and was initially shocked by the homoerotic questions. "Top? Bottom? Versatile?"  

Subsequently, I was shocked by "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU'RE INTO [...] Anyone 12 years and older can walk in [...]"

Wait, so no matter what type of sex a nymphet is into, she's welcome at NYC Sexual Health Clinics?

"We need to have people not to have any concerns about taking the step of walking into a clinic like this," [Health commissioner Mary] Bassett said. "We wanteveryone to be able to have a healthy and fulfilling sexual life, one that does not carry the burden of disease or fear." (Italics mine)

But, the health commissioner isn't including everyone in the $1 million bus kiosk and subway car ad campaign, because clearly teleiophiles aren't welcome. 

A nymphet could be like Shameless' Karen, a high school sophomore, who confessed at a Purity Ball that at the age of thirteen she started having oral sex with three or four boys. And she shared that she began to indulge in orgies and lesbian strap-on dildo sex by the 8th grade. 

However, if the nymphet got a STD from an (acting) ephebophile - even if the nymphet initiated the sex and they were married with her parent's consent, the ephebophile would be on the front page of the Post along with the nymphet's parents for giving consent. 

Bassett said, "We need to connect with the fact that people engage in sex because it's part of being human and fun."

But who determines what type of sex is "human"? A 12-year-old "bottom" is "human", but a teleiophile and her husband are inhuman? Are Elvis and Priscilla considered inhuman by the NYC Sexual Health department? And what would have happened to Elizabeth Taylor if she would have walked into a NYC clinic?

One can view all the ads here.