We hadn't viewed a Teen Vogue Instagram (IG) story in some time; thus, fearful that we had missed some relevant advice for teens, we recently took a look and lo and behold we learned that Anna Borges advised the Teen Vogue IG account followers to have not one - but two (Magic Wand) vibrators.
Borges wrote in the post "The Magic Wand Vibrator Is So Good I Own Two: It’s all fun and games until your vibe dies while you’re using it.":
If you’re a [teen] lover of vibrators, chances are you’ve lived this nightmare at least once: You’re masturbating or playing with a partner, you’re vibing, you’re having a good time, and just when you’re really drowning in pleasure, everything stops. Battery dead. Vibrations gone. Clit sad. Impending orgasm ruined. It’s the worst. And until recently, it wasn’t really an experience I tried to problem-solve.
But recently, I stumbled on a solution: Owning two of my favorite vibrators so one is always charged. I know, I’m a visionary.
Interestingly, Borges' article originally appeared in Self - a magazine for non-teens, but someone thought that it was a grand idea to share the information with Teen Vogue's readers. Per Condé Nast, Teen Vogue's publisher: "Teen Vogue is the young person’s guide to saving the world [two (Magic Wand) vibrators at a time]."
We suspect that Borges' article is an advertisement for Babeland whom, based on potential market research, may be aware that, per TikTok, nymphets typically don't use vibrators to masturbate. Instead, teens masturbate with hair brushes, ice cubes, jacuzzi jets, shower heads, and vibrating phones.
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