Charlie Chaplin had a crush on 12-year-old Maybelle Fournier before
he met Mildred Harris when she was fourteen and bore
a child at 16.
And he was smitten with Hetty Kelly and impregnated Lillita Grey when they were 15.
Casanova took the virginity of Nanetta and Marta, who were orphans
Seidel wrote in Ooga-Booga about maidens
“But this woman is young. We kiss. It’s almost incest.”
The Rosewood Day School Pretty Little Liars were dressed
in sky-high minis and panties which they flashed
at the “fortysomething guy” at the mall before he hastily left abashed.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s 13-year-old Holiday Golightly
married [a much] older man and when she was barely
15 she lived with a college jock whose eyes could have been blue
and at 18 she stated, “I can’t get excited by a man until he’s at least forty-two.”
Californication’s Frank Moody had sex with his step-daughter who was 16.
Bored to Death’s Ray was disappointed that Jonathan didn't sodomized the 16
year-old St. Ann's coed.
While On the Road Neal Cassady of the 15-year-old Marylou said,
“...so sweet, so young, hmm, ahh.” In The Dark Side of Camelot Joe Kennedy
Sr. had sex with his 17-year-old caddie,
whom he imported from the French Riviera while his wife, Lyndon Johnson
and Lady Bird listened to the action
over lunch at the Kennedy beachfront home in Palm Beach.
In The Porning of America Frank Sinatra had the confidence to beseech
an affair with 14-year-old Tuesday Weld who (ironically) turned down
the role of Kubrick’s Lolita but after its success she probably had a meltdown.
And what was the 16-year-old’s Facebook New Year’s resolution?
“I’m going to f___ my history teacher!” At least she wasn't a freshman.
Gossip Girl’s Dan asked, “Who doesn’t like school girls?”
Case in point, the homeless man whistled at the Catholic school girls
on the Grand Central subway platform while
the Pope approved the length of their skirts to entice an ephebophile.