Teen Vanessa Bayer "Lusts" for Older Men

 

In Samantha Rollins' Bustle piece, "At 14, Vanessa Bayer Was Bad At Sports & Lusting Over Jared Leto", Rollins asked Bayer, "Did you have a celebrity crush at 14?" 

Bayer replied: "Well, yes. I loved [23-year-old] Jared Leto from My So-Called Life. And [26-year-old] Scott Wolf from Party of Five."

In the piece, among other aspects of her life, Bayer shared a lot about her childhood illness, her stint on SNL, and I Love That for You - her new Showtime streamer. 

14-year-old Vanessa Bayer

However, taking advantage of the allure of a nymphet, Bustle choose to highlight Bayer's 14-year-old "lust" for 23-year-old Leto. Wait, Bayer said she had a "crush" on Leto - not that she was lusting after the actor. #clickbait

Jared Leto & Olivia Rodrigo
@ the 64th Annual Grammy Awards

Interestingly, Ashley Gale reported for Newsweek that "Jared Leto Misconduct Allegations Resurface After Photo With Olivia Rodrigo" (4/4/22) And what are these "misconduct allegations"? In Chris Wilson's post for The Post, "HEY, ‘LETO’ GIRL – JARED SHOWS HE’S A TEEN PLAY" (September 12, 2005), Wilson wrote that, after Leto booked a suite the Maritime Hotel in Manhattan, Leto (allegedly) called and texted nymphet models to invite him to his show:

Leto, who booked a suite at the Meatpacking District hotspot while he was in town with his rock band, 30 Seconds to Mars, has become infamous for calling and texting some of his underage objects of desire several times a day, reports one in-the-know snitch.

“He’s been approaching all the girls and inviting them to his shows,” snickers the source.

“Girls from IMG, Elite, Next and Women are staying there, and Jared has been hitting on all of them. He’s a serial texter. He is constantly texting these 16- and 17-year-old girls. It’s really kind of creepy.”

Lastly and unsurprisingly, like Bayer, Rodrigo has a celebrity crush. Per Teen Vogue, Rodrigo proclaimed that 28-year-old Pete Davidson is her "biggest celebrity crush". And apparently, her crush began when she was (at least) 17.

Teen Olivia Rodrigo: Daring, Stunning & (Amost) Topless

Lauren Cox posted on Page Six: Olivia Rodrigo leaves little to the imagination in risqué gala dress (September 26, 2021). In the post, Cox wrote:

Olivia Rodrigo rocked her most daring red carpet look yet over the weekend.

The “Good 4 U” singer looked stunning as she made her way into the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Opening Gala in Los Angeles on Saturday.

Rodrigo, 18, left little to the imagination in a strapless black Saint Laurent dress by Anthony Vaccarello.

The head-turning gown featured a thigh-high slit and a plunging neckline that highlighted her cleavage. 

Rodrigo’s gala ensemble was definitely a switch up for the “High School Musical: The Musical: The Series” star, who usually opts for a more punk-rock vibe. 

It was a glamorous night out for Rodrigo, who has been busy promoting her debut album, “Sour,” and performing all summer long.

Interestingly, Cox referred to Rodrigo's look as "daring" and that 18-year-old Rodrigo looked "stunning" in her outfit that "left little to the imagination" due to its "thigh-high slit and a plunging neckline that highlighted her cleavage." [Emphasis added] And what a way for Rodrigo to promote her debut album?

And what about the use of the word risqué in the subheading? 

(ris·qué /riˈskā/ adjective slightly indecent and liable to shock, especially by being sexually suggestive.)

But Rodrigo's daring outfit, which was also exhibited in the December 2021 issue of Vanity Fair, may not be as stunning if one considers that some 18-year-olds have OnlyFans accounts and\or are teen porn stars. 

Lastly, yet interestingly, per Teen Vogue, Rodrigo appears to be a bit of a teleiophile as she proclaimed that 28-year-old Pete Davidson is her "biggest celebrity crush". And apparently, her crush began when she was (at least) 17, which is probably fine with feminists and teen boys as long as Davidson doesn't (openly) reciprocate.