Netflix's WEDNESDAY: Teen Sexual Innuendo?

Netflix’s Wednesday (2022)

On the “Woe What a Night” (s01e04) episode of Netflix’s Wednesday (2022), a Rave’N dance was held at Nevermore boarding school, where 16-year-old Enid, somehow, spilled her drink on Lucas’ crotch area. I say somehow because Enid and Lucas, the mayor’s son, were standing; thus, the spilled drink would have normally landed on Lucas’ (lower) shirt. Inexplicably, after spilling the drink, Enid said, “I’ll take care of it,” and got on her knees in front of Lucas’ crotch area to “take care of it”.

While Enid was taking care of Lucas, Ajax, Enid’s love interest, happened upon Enid and Lucas. Unsurprisingly, Ajax looked up Enid suspiciously. Was this an innocent teen spilled drink scene or a stained sexual innuendo?

We’ve seen teen sexual innuendos before on Netflix. For example, on Insatiable (2018), 17-year-old Patty was obsessed with having a sexual affair with Bob Armstrong, her married beauty pageant coach. In reference to Bob, Patty said, "He's a man and a total DILF (i.e., Dad I'd Love [to] Fuck)." And she asked Bob, "Can I call you Daddy?"

Netflix's Insatiable (2018)

In one Insatiable scene, while being stretched intimately by Bob, Patty thought, "In a couple of months, I'd be 18, and then Bob's resting anus face wife would be the only thing left standing in my way." When Bob’s wife happened upon Bob and Patty, he informed her, “[I’m] stretching Patty out.” Patty added, “I’m super tight.” Talk about double-sexual innuendo.

Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park (1993)

Of course, Netflix isn’t the only entertainer guilty of teen sexual innuendos. For example, in Jurassic Park (1993), Steven Spielberg had a Vegasaurus sneeze upon Lex (14-year-old Ariana Richards) and shoot a vast, viscous, and milky fluid onto Lex’s face, which many, using a Trumpian hyperbole, considered to be a shocking sexual innuendo.