Monday, September 22, 2014

Nymphets "Freak Out" Over New York Congressman

me and bae (i.e., sweetie) tonight

The Business Insider reported on July 14, 2014 that "Teenage Girls Freak Out After Heartthrob [R-New York] Congressman Shows Up At [Sweet 16] Party" But the nymphets started their "freak out" before the 44-year-old Congressman got there. 

"F***ing Michael Grimm is going," one teen wrote on Twitter. "I'm gonna dance with him all night and make him fall in love with me."

Grimm reportedly promised her that wouldn't be their last encounter.

"He told me he's taking me to prom I was like you fricking better," the teen wrote.

Another teen quoted the excited conversations about Grimm that she overheard among her friends.

"'Michael Grimm is coming.' 'Oh sh** now I have to wear nice underwear,'" she wrote.