Saturday, January 19, 2013

The Allure of Nymphets Poem

The following is a free-verse poem that appears in my forthcoming book The Allure of Nymphets, From Emperor Augustus to Woody Allen, Man's Fascination with Young Women, and serves well as a plot summary for the book:


The Allure of Nymphets

Giacomo Casanova simultaneously took the virginity of
teen orphans Nanetta and Marta.

Charlie Chaplin developed a crush on a 12-year-old.

Before he met a 14-year-old and impregnated her at 16.

44-year-old Frank Sinatra had an affair with 14-year-old

Tuesday Weld who ironically refused to be Kubrick’s Lolita.

37-year-old Ronald Reagan smooched with 10-year-old

Elizabeth Taylor – and it was her idea.

69-year-old Joe Kennedy Sr. had sex with his 17-year-old

French caddie, while Lyndon Johnson listened over lunch.

While On the Road, Neal Cassady described the 15-year-old

Marylou as “...so sweet, so young, hmm, ahh!”

The Rosewood Day Pretty Little Liars pulled up their sky-high

minis to reveal their panties to the “fortysomething guy”.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s 18-year-old Holiday Golightly said,

“I can’t get excited by a man until he’s at least forty-two.”

Californication’s Frank Moody had sex with his

ex-wife’s 16-year-old step-daughter.

Bored to Death’s Ray was disappointed after Jonathan failed to

sodomize the 16-year-old.

And what was the 16-year-old’s New Year’s resolution?

“I’m going to fuck my history teacher!”