BUZZFEED's Celebrity Men "Dating" Teenagers: Steven Tyler (26) and Little Oral Annie (16) | Part 2

 Little Oral Annie and Steven Tyler

Hannah Marder posted on BuzzFeed "I'm Sick Of Male Celebs "Dating" Teenagers — So I've Decided We All Need A Reminder Of The Famous Men Who Have Done It: We need to stop giving these guys a pass because they're talented or beloved." (Apr 26, 2023)

Marder wrote that famous age-gap relationships are "an unfortunately common phenomenon of our society". So much so, that "a lot" of famous men have "dated" nymphets (i.e., "literally minors"), which, in Marder's opinion, makes a lot of famous men predators. 

It's an unfortunately common phenomenon of our society that men will often date younger women — especially when it comes to male celebs. A lot of famous male celebs have even "dated" teenagers. I say "dated" because some of these people were literally minors — and frankly, in my opinion, if you're "dating" a teenager in your 30s or even 20s*, you're a predator.

Marder profiled 21 famous age-gap relationship, but she did not share that a number of those relationships were initiated by the teenagers; thus, one could argue that in some of the age-gap affairs, the predators were the nymphets who were too irresistible to their prey (i.e., the famous (weak) men). In addition, in a number of the age-gap affairs were condoned by the parents. 

And before I recap Marder's list, I have a rhetorical question. Did Marder write the post because she really felt that we needed a reminder about famous age-gap relationships or did she use the allure of nymphets in age-gap relationships as clickbait? (Despite her true intentions, unsurprisingly, it appears that the post was well-read, because it earned a fire emoji and got over 400 comments.)

2. As the lead singer of Aerosmith, Steven Tyler has been beloved for decades. But for some reason, people seem to ignore the fact that he once "dated" a 16-year-old. He literally admitted to it in his memoir, writing, “She was 16, she knew how to nasty, and there wasn’t a hair on it."

It's likely that Tyler is referring to Julia Holcomb, who [...] [l]ike Tyler stated in his memoir, she claims that Tyler persuaded her mother to signed over guardianship to him, which is corroborated in Tyler's own memoir, in which he writes “her parents fell in love with me, signed a paper over for me to have custody, so I wouldn’t get arrested if I took her out of state. I took her on tour with me.” Tyler was 26 at the time. 

In Tyler’s memoir, Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?: A Rock 'n' Roll Memoir, he referred to the nymphet in question as Little Oral Annie whom was a member of the Little Oral Annie Club, which consisted of: “Six nubile young chicks, one cuter than the next.” Somehow, the teen club members had taught each other how to perform profound oral sex on men. Tyler wrote:

Now, one night after our show at the Paramount Theatre in Seattle in late November 1973 [...] our very considerate promoter had invited these girls there for us. “I’ve got a little surprise for you boys.” My, my, my, what do I spy with my little eye? Six nubile young chicks, one cuter than the next. They curtsy and introduce themselves to the band. One says, “Hello, boys, we’re the Little Oral Annie Club.” Well, beam me up, Scotty, says I.

Then she says, “Well, sir, we’ve taught each other how to give great head, so when we meet rock stars . . . we blow you like no man has been blown before.” 

Unsurprisingly, the teen teleiophiles were teen lipstick lesbians as well. And they could perform profound oral sex on girls too. 

To have two girls come up and say, “Hi, we’ll do each other, wanna watch?” is mind-boggling. Six hot girls and one of them whispers in your ear, “I can eat her pussy right here and now better than anyone on the planet.” I think I can safely speak for all males of the species . . . this moment would have changed your religion.

We can infer from Tyler’s description of the Little Oral Annie Club members that at least one of them was dressed in a (sexy) Catholic schoolgirl costume, which, per Tyler, all men find pleasing, which was convenient because the aim of the Little Oral Annie Club was “to please” . 

All these girls were dressed up fantasy style in sexy costumes. Guys are very predictable creatures. We all like schoolgirls in plaid skirts [...] 

Strawberry Fields, as she called herself, was their den mother—kind of heavyset and a little older, but she knew what rock stars—hell, what all boys—wanted. [...] She knew how to take care of her girls and how to please the boys.

The girls are parading around in their outfits, and I’m talking to Strawberry Fields [...]

“So, uh, you girls, you dress up in different outfits?” I asked.

“Well, of course, we have any kind of costume you want,” chimes Ms. Fields. “Just tell me. We’re here to please.” 

Tyler, who was 26 at the time, described Little Oral Annie, who was 16 at the time, as sexually experienced, waxed, “sexy as hell”, and as a “cute skinny little tomboy dressed up as Little Bo Peep.”

[...] my girlfriend to be, one of the six girls in the Little Oral Annie Club we met that night. She was sixteen, she knew how to nasty, and there wasn’t a hair on it. With my bad self “being twenty-six and she barely old enough to drive and sexy as hell, I just fell madly in love with her. She was a cute skinny little tomboy dressed up as Little Bo Peep. She was my heart’s desire, my partner in crimes of passion.

 

Little Oral Annie and Steven Tyler

Little Oral Annie left the Paramount Theatre with Tyler, and they went to the Edgewater Inn were they sat in the: “[...] tub for two hours, naked with no water […]” Subsequently, Tyler fell in love with Little Oral Annie and her parents fell in love with Tyler. Consequently, Little Oral Annie’s parents  gave Tyler custody of their 16-year-old. 

My little oral Annie came back with me to the hotel, the Edgewater Inn in Seattle, where we sat in the tub for two hours, naked with no water […]

I was so in love I almost took a teen bride. I went and slept at her parents’ house for a couple of nights and her parents fell in love with me, signed papers over for me to have custody, so I wouldn’t get arrested if I took her out of state. I took her on tour with me. My Sweet Eeee. . .

While on tour, the age-gap couple continued to take baths together, they had sex on the plane, they had sex in public, and they had sex in private. Conveniently, Little Oral Annie: “[...] wore skirts with no panties.”

That was her. I lived with her for three years. She was a sweet, mysterious creature . . . very smart, and she knew what she liked and what I liked. We took baths together. She wore skirts with no panties. We did it on the red-eye from L.A. to Boston . . . that kind of stuff. All the things that guys dream about.

We made love in public, in private, and tried positions the Kama Sutra has yet to come up with. One time we started out in a hot tub on the roof and wound up in the lobby. 

After the tour, Little Oral Annie moved to Boston with Tyler where they became: “[...] best friends and did everything together.” However, three years later, because “the dark side started taking over”, Tyler let her go, and she went back to her parents. But Tyler wrote that he’ll never forget the greatest saying she taught him: that love is love reflected.

At the end of the tour I brought her home to Boston. We got on well for a while . . . we were best friends and did everything together. [...] But toward the end things started to derail. We got so messed up on drugs and were so out of control that the dark side started taking over. [...] When you love somebody, set them free. And I just had to let her go. She went back to her parents, but I can still see her in the songs we sang together. And the greatest thing she taught me . . . that love is love reflected.

Marder posted that: “It's likely that Tyler is referring to Julia Holcomb, who actually sued him last year [2022] for sexual assault, sexual battery, and intentional infliction of emotional distress [...]”

Ethan Millman posted on Rolling Stone “Steven Tyler Officially Named In Sexual Assault of a Minor Lawsuit From Decades-Old Claim: Julia Holcomb claims the Aerosmith singer engaged in a sexual relationship with her in the mid-1970s, starting when she was 16 years old” (December 29, 2022) In the piece, Millman wrote that Holcomb (Little Oral Annie) left Tyler after he forced her to get an abortion and that she: “[...] buried her previous experiences with Tyler until he wrote about them in his book.”

Machine Gun Kelly Desired Teen Sex with Kendall Jenner

Machine Gun Kelly & Kendall Jenner (17)

Stephanie Soteriou reported for Buzzfeed News that "Machine Gun Kelly’s Resurfaced Comments About Then-Underage Kendall Jenner Have Sparked Huge Backlash". 

Soteriou related that in an interview with Fuse in 2013, Kelly, then 23, shared that he was not willing to "wait" until Kendall, then 17, was of legal age (in California).

“I don't care who my first celebrity crush was because right now it's Kendall Jenner.”

“God damn I've said that so many motherfucking times, I hope that I'm snagging that. Don't let me move to LA. Oof, I'm finding her."

Fuse asked Kelly if he were “counting down the days” until Kendall was 18 (i.e., Barely Legal in L.A.) to which Kelly replied impatiently: 

“I’m not waiting until she’s 18, I’ll go now. I’m 23, dog, I’m not like a creepy age, y’know what I’m saying? I’m 23, she’s 17, and she’s a celebrity. There’s no limits right there.”

In an attempt to justify his stance, Kelly related that Led Zeppelin's Robert Plant dated a 14-year-old and Guns N' Roses' Axl Rose dated a 16-year-old and that Rose even wrote a song about the age-gap affair. 

“Robert Plant, who is one of the greatest lead singers ever, dated a girl who was 14,” Machine Gun Kelly continued. “Axl Rose [pictured below] was one of the biggest badasses ever, dated a girl who was 16 and wrote a song on his first album about the girl that was 16.”

Jimmy Page (24) & Lori Maddux (14)

In reference to the lyrics, "One day soon you're gonna reach sixteen\Painted lady in the city of lies" on Led Zeppelin's "Sick Again", Robert Plant shared in Dave Lewis' The Complete Guide to the Music of Led Zeppelin that the lyrics were not inspired (solely) by Lori Maddux but that they were inspired by a number of nymphet groupies whom the band met during their 1972 US tour. 

And Slash wrote in Slash that Axl Rose had sex with 15-year-old Michelle in the loft before Michelle "freaked out intensely". In addition, per Mick Wall's Last of the Giants: The True Story of Guns N’ Roses, after Michelle freaked out she was: "A naked, underage girl running away from adult men [Slash and Rose] along one of the busiest streets in Los Angeles [...]"

Contrary to Soteriou's reporting, it appears that Kelly's comments didn't cause a "huge" backlash; however, there were some comments posted on social media that didn't condone Kelly's stance. 

But maybe what Kelly was trying to express is his frustration with the inconsistent age of consent laws in the US. For instance, the age of consent in Houston, TX, Kelly's hometown, like New York City, is 17; thus, Kendall would have been of legal age in that regard. (Note: The age of consent across the Hudson from Manhattan is 16.)

Kylie Jenner (17)

But, Kendall and the Kardashian clan may have agreed with Kelly, because Kylie, then 17, had an (illegal) age-gap sexual relationship with Tyga, then 25, which was was condoned, specifically, by Khloe Kardashian whom, per The Washington Post, opined:

"Kylie is not a normal 17-year-old. You’re not gonna say, 'Hey, so what are you doing this weekend?' and have her say, 'Having a slumber party at my girlfriend’s' or 'Going to prom.' That’s not what Kylie does. Kylie is taking business meetings and bought her first house, or she’s going on a private plane with Karl Lagerfeld to take a meeting. That’s not even what people do in their 30s. It’s a rare circumstance, so let’s treat this as a special case.”

In the end, (ultra) orthodox Jews and practicing Muslims would say that they're all putting the cart before the horse, because one will never know, but if Kelly, à la Elvis, would have asked for Kendall's hand in marriage, to Megan Fox's dismay, the Kardashian's may have planned a lavish age-gap wedding. 

New York TIMES: Teen Daughter & BFF Lipstick Lesbian Sex!

Here's part of a questioned submitted to THE ETHICIST at the New York Times:

My daughter is in a newly romantic relationship with her best friend, who is also female. Both are in their midteens. My daughter recently confided in me that they have had sex. She insists, however, that I am not allowed to tell the friend’s mother, because the mother wouldn’t let them have sleepovers or hang out as much. My ex-husband is the one who hosts the sleepovers, and he looks the other way when they are in the bedroom, reasoning that (or so my daughter tells me), “It’s OK because there are no penises involved.” [...] Are my ex-husband’s actions egregious? Name Withheld

Miley Cyrus (13)

Thus, we have two "midteens" having (lipstick) lesbian sex during sleepovers, which reminded us of Miley Cyrus whom shared with Alex Cooper on the Call Her Daddy podcast (August 13, 2020) that when Cyrus was a pre-teen she had a lipstick lesbian orgy. 

Cyrus: "Yeah, when I was like 11 or 12 [...] I got most of my girlfriends to hookup with me."
Cooper: "That is such an amazing. That's amazing."
Cyrus: "The first time I ever hooked up with anyone was with a girl. Two of them."
Cooper: "And did you go past first base?"
Cyrus: "Yeah! Oh yeah!"
Cooper: "Miley's like, 'Of course. Oh my God. Absolutely.'"

Jessica Simpson (13)
Richardson North Jr High (1993)

And we thought of Jessica Simpson whom shared in her memoir, Open Book, that she had lipstick lesbian sex with a family friend during sleepovers - from the age of six to 12.

“It would start with tickling my back [...]”

"Eventually it wasn't just at nighttime. She would get me to go into a closet with her, or just find a way to linger until we were alone. It got to the point that she would sneak into the bathroom to watch me shower."

In addition, Simpson confessed to People: “I allowed it to happen, so I felt that I was as much of the abuser as the abused. So I was very shameful during that time, from 6 to 12 years old.” 

Interestingly, it's not uncommon for these (pre)teen lipstick lesbians to be teleiophiles as well. For example, Marina shared in My Secret Garden: Women’s Sexual Fantasies that she began to be "aware of men at the age of 9 or 10" [Emphasis added]. Consequently, Marina masturbated while thinking of men but that was prior to her having lipstick lesbian sex with a 10-year-old Mediterranean girl.

Marina began to be aware of men at the age of 9 or 10 and thought about them while she masturbated; however, Marina only had "a vague idea of what lovemaking was" until she met her friend, a 10-year-old Mediterranean girl. Marina and the Mediterranean nymphet used to sit at opposite ends of the bathtub and pour warm water from a Russian silver teapot all over their clitorises while caressing their bodies "with infallible, instinctive verve."

And Liara Roux shared in her memoir, Whore of New York: A Confession, that she had pre-teen lipstick lesbian sex with the "very beautiful" Melissa. In the 5th grade. Outdoors. In the woods. During a youth retreat. In the Catskills. 

Subsequently, Roux went on to have a number of heteroesexual age-gap romantic encounters. For instance, Jeremy Lin, an older writer, gave 16-year-old Roux a "thrill" due to his "sexual attention". Roux entrapped older literary men on Facebook with the promise of teen sex. And Roux went on to become a "whore" to older men to which she asked: "Is it wrong that I feel comfortable fucking an older man who's paying me?"

In the end, maybe Name Withheld should be more concerned about her daughter exploring her teen sexuality via being a teen groupie, being attracted to her (male) teacher, and/or even being attracted to Dr. Phil. 

Famous Age Gap Couple: Jimmy Page (69) & Scarlett (24) | Jimmy Page (24) & Lori Maddox (14)

Kristy Johnson posted on the Daily Mail "Jimmy Page, 77, and girlfriend Scarlett [Sabet], 32, at the Venice Film Festival". In the post, Johnson related that the couple met in 2014, which would make Page, of Led Zeppelin fame, approximately 69-years-old and Sabet a whopping 24-years-old at time:

They began dating in 2014 after he stopped to listen to her poetry reading at a London bookshop.   

Of Page, Sabet shared:

'I'm in an amazing relationship. I think a lot of people make assumptions but Jimmy's an exceptional man, and beautiful. There are a lot of women of all ages who are excited to meet him.'  

Sabet wasn't lying when she said "women of all ages who are excited to meet him", because Nikki McWatters shared in the Huffington Post article “Predatory Teenage Girls”:

“Lori Maddox, a famous teenage groupie from LA, is alleged to have lost her virginity to David Bowie at the age of 13. [And] [s]he was [24-year-old] Jimmy Page's steady girlfriend while still underage [i.e., 14-years-old]."

Jimmy Page & Lori Maddox

I related in The Allure of Nymphets that Simon Hardeman wrote about Led Zeppelin for The Independent in an article titled “Led Zeppelin: There was a whole lotta love on tour”. 

Hardeman wrote about how Led Zeppelin's American tours involved “sexual degradation of fans [...] accusations of attempted rape [and] child abuse.” 

Jimmy Page & Lori Maddox

And Hardeman wrote about how Page, the group's guitarist, had a relationship with 14-year-old Maddox - after she was allegedly kidnapped by Richard Cole, Led Zeppelin's tour manager, and taken to the Riot House (i.e., Continental Hyatt House hotel.)

Hardeman related that Maddox “fell in love with Page almost immediately.” And “[...] how she had to be locked up, albeit willingly, most of the time so that word of this illegal relationship - statutory rape could not get out.” 

Maddox said, “It was magnificent. Can you believe it? It was just like right out of a story! Kidnapped, man, at fourteen!”

I can believe it...

Nancy Spungen: Teen Sex with Rock Stars

Nancy Spungen: Over the Years

Here are the first two sentences from Nancy Spungen's Wikipedia page:

Nancy Laura Spungen (/ˈspʌŋɡən/;[1] February 27, 1958 – October 12, 1978) was the American girlfriend of Sid Vicious and a figure of the 1970s punk rock scene. Spungen's life and death [at the age of 20] have been the subject of controversy among music historians and fans of the Sex Pistols.

On The C-Word podcast (July 8, 2021), Lena Dunham and Alissa Bennet elaborated on Spungen's life. Dunham shared that 16-year-old Spungen bragged that she had sex with the entire rock group Bad Company but that she only gave hand jobs (simultaneously) to two members of the rock band Aerosmith. In addition, Spungen reportedly had sex with Keith Richards, members of The Who, J. Geils and The Allman Brothers.

Lena: "She bragged to her sister that she had sex with the band, Bad Company, all of them."

Lena: "Aerosmith. She once said she drove around in a limousine giving double fisted handjobs to two of them at once. That sounds fun! Keith Richards. The Who. J. Geils and The Allman Brothers."

Alissa went on to say that it wasn't uncommon for a nymphet to have a poster of a rock star taped in her elementary school locker whom she had been intimate with, but Lena couldn't understand why these men (e.g., David Bowie and Mick Jagger) hadn't been canceled by the MeToo movement. 

Alissa: "This is, like, the golden age of the groupie. This was a moment when, like, you'd be 14-years-old and literally, like, have sexual intercouse with a rock star whose poster was hanging in your locker."

Lena: "What's interesting is, like, the MeToo movement has sort of, like, definitely not come for those guys. Like, we've kinda been like, "Fuck all those people! Except for the guys who had sex with 14-year-olds in the 70s, because that was kinda okay." Like, all of our favorite musicians fucked teenagers in the 70s. That is just a fact. Like, they're all these women, who are like, "When I was 13, I lost my virginity to David Bowie. He was so tender."

David Bowie and Lori Maddox

Next, Alissa reminded us of our post that we wrote about the age-gap sexual affair between David Bowie and Lori Maddox. In addition, we shared in that post that 12-year-old Sable Starr reportedly lost her virginity to Spirit guitarist Randy California, and Corel Shields, Starr's 11-year-old sister, was involved with Iggy Pop:

Alissa: "Lori Maddux. Like, that Lori Maddux story with David Bowie and Angela Bowie when she was 13-years-old. It's like all. It's all over."

Lastly, Alissa said that Spungen would let entire bands sleep at her house when her parents were away:

Alissa: "So in 1975, Nancy Spungen is loitering at her parent's house. She's bringing bands home. Like her parents will come home [...]"

Famous Ephebophile: David Bowie "De-Virginized" 15-Year-old Teen Lori Maddox

David Bowie and Lori Maddox

Nikki McWatters shared in the Huffington Post article “Predatory Teenage Girls” that “Lori Maddox, a famous teenage groupie from LA, is alleged to have lost her virginity to David Bowie at the age of 13. [And s]he was Jimmy Page's steady girlfriend while still underage."

In a Thrillist post titled "I Lost My Virginity to David Bowie, Confessions of a 70s Groupie" , Maddox, who related that she was actually fifteen when Bowie "de-virginized" her, described the "beautiful" event as follows:

We got to the Beverly Hilton and we all went up to Bowie’s enormous suite. I found myself more and more fascinated by him. He was beautiful and clever and poised. I was incredibly turned on [...] He focused his famously two-colored eyes on me and said, “Lori, darling, can you come with me?” Sable* [another 15-year-old nubile groupie] looked like she wanted to murder me. He walked me through his bedroom and into the bathroom, where he dropped his kimono. He got into the tub, already filled with water, and asked me to wash him. Of course I did. Then he escorted me into the bedroom, gently took off my clothes, and de-virginized me. 

Two hours later, I went to check on Sable. She was all fucked up in the living room, walking around, fogging up windows and writing, "I want to fuck David." I told him what she was doing and that I felt so bad. Bowie said, “Well, darling, bring her in.” That night I lost my virginity and had my first threesome. The next morning, there was banging on the door and it was fucking [Bowie’s wife] Angie. 

After Bowie passed away in January, Jia Tolentino wrote in a Jezebel article:

"Lady Gaga paid extended, exhaustive tribute to him at the Grammys on Monday night; in the week following his death, there was a second line for him in New Orleans, a shrine outside his apartment in Tribeca, a series of farewells from his musical echelon, a million Instagrams, a segment on SNL." 

"[However,] On Twitter, a search for “David Bowie rapist” pulls up hundreds of people expressing combinations of anger, smugness, contrarianism, righteousness, and sincere conviction that the Grammys should not be celebrating him, that Tavi Gevinson should not be writing about him, the “rapist” description is primary and exactly right."

But orthodox Muslims and Jews may argue that the twitterati are misdirected and that Bowie and the nymphets should be admonished for fornication/adultery.

Lastly, here's what Sable's Wikipedia page relates:

[Sable] Starr first attended concerts around Los Angeles with older friends who had dropped out of school in late 1968. She lost her virginity at age 12 with Spirit guitarist Randy California after a gig at Topanga, California.[3] She had a younger sister, Corel Shields (born 1959), who was involved with Iggy Pop at age 11, although he was also acquainted with Starr.[4] Iggy Pop later immortalized his own involvement with Starr, in the 1996 song "Look Away":

I slept with Sable when she was 13,

Her parents were too rich to do anything,

She rocked her way around L.A.,

'Til a New York Doll carried her away…