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Sunday, May 18, 2025

CRUEL INTENTIONS (2024) | TWO (2) Manchester College Students Seduce Professor!

 

Here’s IMDb’s synopsis for Amazon Prime’s Cruel Intentions (2024)

After a hazing incident at their elite college, step-siblings Caroline and Lucien set about to preserve their power and reputation by seducing [Annie] the [18-year-old] daughter of the Vice President of the United States.


In the fourth episode of the series, which was based on the films Cruel Intentions (1999) and Cruel Intentions 2: Manchester Prep (2000), potential pledges were invited by members of Delta Phi Pi to “Heaven: An Intimate Night of Friendship and Sisterhood”. The event took place in the Delta Phi sorority house on the campus of Manchester College where the coeds shared “a sacred part” of themselves, which wasn't to be “judged” or “repeated”.


Shockingly, Caroline, the Queen of Delta Phi, shared that she was “painfully insecure” and “felt like a disappointment” to everyone, including her mother, but not Adrian - Caroline’s “gorgeous” tennis coach. Caroline said:


This might be a surprise to all of you, but I wasn't always the person I am now. Growing up, I was actually painfully insecure. I felt like a disappointment. To my mother, to everyone really, except for Adrian. He was my tennis coach. A man in tennis whites. You can imagine. But it wasn't just that he was gorgeous. I could also really talk to him. You know? 


Caroline went on to add that “one day after practice”, she and her tennis coach kissed before he took her virginity on a couch in his office. Caroline admitted that she wanted that “happen for so long” and that it was “all so perfect.” Caroline shared:


Anyway, one day after practice, he brought me back to his office. He had a couch in the corner of the room. All of a sudden, I just knew what was gonna happen next. He kissed me. It was just. I had wanted it to happen for so long. Next thing, we were having sex. It was my first time. I remember looking up at him. It was all so perfect. 


However, Caroline related that her mother paid the “man in tennis whites” to have sex with Caroline, because Caroline’s mother wanted to “boost” her (teen) daughter’s confidence. 


Caroline, “The only reason he had sex with me is because my mother paid him. She was just trying to boost my confidence, because I told her no guys would ever like me. She thought she was trying to help.”


As for the main student-teacher affair in the series, in the pilot, after Professor Chadwick caught Celeste “Cece” Carroway, a senior at Manchester College with a recent nose job, rummaging through his office, she got on her knees and begged him to allow her to be his TA. 


In episode 04, Cece went to a book reading at Lowe’s Books that was given by Dr. Deidre - Professor Chadwick’s ex-wife where Dr. Deidre read from F*ck Your Trauma, which was a bestseller. Dr. Deidre advised, “Through sex, the body finds new rhythm. So we must not be afraid to give in to our desires, no matter how shameful or taboo,” which caused Cece to look lovingly upon Professor Chadwick. 


After the book reading, Cece read F*ck Your Trauma at a bar on campus before Professor Chadwick joined her for a drink. During their conversation, Cece said, “[...] fuck my mom for paying my tennis coach to fuck me.” Professor Chadwick, “[...] I’m sorry that happened to you. Cece, “No. No, it’s really - it’s not a big deal.” Thus, streamers learned that it was Cece’s mom and not Caroline’s mom whom paid the tennis coach for age-gap sex with her daughter; however, per Cece, it was “not a big deal.”


In episode 05, due to the stress of being attracted to her professor, Cece fainted in Professor Chadwick’s office. Subsequently, Professor Chadwick stayed with Cece in the “infirmary all evening”, taught her how to breathe, and fed her cookies. After a battery of tests, Cece was discharged and Professor Chadwick drove her back to her sorority house where Lucien surmised that Cece was in love with Professor Chadwick. 


In episode 06, Caroline informed Cece, “You have been distracted, you have been late to things, and you are constantly talking about him [i.e., Professor Chadwick] [...] Is there some medication you should stop taking?” Inconceivably, Caroline suggested that Cece resort to drugs to get over her love for Professor Chadwick. 


Cece, “Prozac won’t help this.”

Caroline, “Try lithium.”

Cece, “Lithium doesn’t work on love.”

Caroline, “Cece, this is not love. This is a manic episode.”

“No, I’m telling you. That’s why I was so sick. A roving ne’er-do-well [i.e., Lucien] confirmed it’s definitely love.”


Caroline surmised that Cece was obsessed with Professor Chadwick and that Cece was fixated on Professor Chadwick like Cece was fixated on the “man in tennis whites”. Consequently, Caroline came to the conclusion that the only way that Cece could get over Professor Chadwick was to seduce him and “[f]uck him and be done with him.”


Caroline, “This is an obsession. Just like that fixation you had on your tennis teacher [...] We need to take care of this right away. Get him out of your system.”

Cece, “Like a juice cleanse?”

Caroline, “Fuck him, Cece. The sooner the better [...] So go. Seduce him [...] Fuck him and be done with him.”


Following Caroline’s advice, Cece locked Professor Chadwick’s classroom door before she attempted to (unsuccessfully) seduce him by goading him into discussing the sex lives of fascists. 


Later, due to Cece being unusually quiet, Caroline concluded, “So, you didn’t fuck him.” As an alternative seduction technique, Caroline suggested that Cece “get him out of the classroom.” And Caroline reassured Cece that she would be able to “fuck” Professor Chadwick because, “He’s a man, Cece. And men, beyond all reason and above all else, want one thing. To fuck.”


Cece, “I tried, I swear. I mean, I did everything right. I got him alone. I’m telling you, I used everything I knew. I put the moves on him in a major way. All he did was tell me to make a syllabus.”

Caroline, “He probably had no idea what you were doing.”

Cece, “No. Trust me, he knew. He just didn’t want to have sex with me.”

Caroline, “Not possible [...] You just have to make it more painfully obvious [...] Just get him out of the classroom.”

Cece, “What if he rejects me again?”

Caroline, “He won’t [...] He’s a man, Cece. And men, beyond all reason and above all else, want one thing. To fuck.”


Subsequently, Cece tricked Professor Chadwick into coming to a party where, to his shock, she kissed him. Professor Chadwick responded, “This can’t happen.” Cece apologized and explained, “I’ve just been so distracted lately and completely preoccupied, and I was sick last week [...] but then I realized I have these feelings for you, and I thought that if you didn’t find it completely repulsive, we could just have sex [...] I totally understand. You don’t have the same feelings for me [...]”


Unsurprisingly, Cece’s love was requited and Professor Chadwick wanted to have student-professor sex too, but he suggested their age-gap attraction be put on hold until after Cece graduated from Manchester College. 


Professor Chadwick, “I do [...]”

Cece, “Wait. You do what?”

Professor Chadwick, “I think you’re amazing.”

Cece, “Okay. Sorry, I’m just really bad at this stuff. Does that mean you did or didn’t like the kissing?”

Professor Chadwick, “It doesn’t matter. These aren’t the type[s] of feelings that we can get rid of by sleeping together.”

Cece, “So you didn’t like it?”

Professor Chadwick, “Cece, we can’t do this. I’m a professor. And your boss. It’s a power imbalance [...] Which means we need to keep things professional [...] we can get to know each other better. And after you graduate, we’ll see what happens.”

“You want to see what happens?”

“Yes. I really do.” 


Consequently, Cece related to Caroline, “You were wrong. About Professor Chadwick. He’s not like Adrian [i.e., Cece’s tennis teacher]. He’s not something I can just fuck out of my system. Not that Adrian was something I fucked out of my system. But, Caroline, he loves me too. We just have to wait until graduation and then we can be together.” And Cece shared with Annie, “There’s this guy, a professor actually [...] Our brains are connected but our bodies are supposed to stay strictly separate until after graduation.” 


Later, Cece, the Rush Chair, informed Caroline that she couldn’t reside over pledge night, because she was invited by Professor Chadwick to “the poli-sci department meeting”. After Cece asked Caroline if she should attend the department meeting in a “bra or no bra”, Caroline said, “Cece. He’s grooming you [...] He’s a predator [...] You have a history of making sacrifices for men who aren’t who you think they are.” Cece responded, “Oh no. Professor Chadwick is nothing like Adrian.”


Annoyed that Cece was neglecting her duties to the sorority, Caroline set out to seduce Professor Hank Chadwick. Caroline initiated the seduction by ramming her vintage convertible into the professor’s Prius. Next, she informed the professor that the sorority girls on campus were “collecting men like trophies.” And that, “One of them [i.e., Cece] actually performed fellatio on a boy with ice in her mouth so she could take pictures of his shriveled penis [...] You know, I heard whispers of them seducing professors too. You know, for grades or just to ruin their lives for fun.” 


Shockingly, seventeen minutes later in the episode, Lucien happened upon Caroline and Professor Chadwick having age-gap professor-student sex. Lucien asked, “Fucking the faculty, Caroline? Is that really the best you can do?” Caroline replied, “I like to fuck people.” However, to complete her agenda to punish Cece for neglecting her duties to the sorority, Cece filed an anonymous sexual misconduct complaint against Professor Chadwick.


Professor Chadwick assumed that Cece filed the sexual misconduct complaint; however, Cece informed the professor, "You think it was me? That reported you? [...] Why would I report you?” 


Cece surmised that someone saw her kiss the professor and reported them. Cece informed Beatrice, a sex tape leak victim and a student activist whom was working “against the coalition of sex criminals [...] that make up Greek life on campus”, “Look, I know you think you saw me and Professor Chadwick kissing at Lucien’s party. But what you actually saw was me throwing myself at Professor Chadwick at Lucien’s party, and Professor Chadwick, very professionally, I might add, completely and totally rejecting me.” Beatrice responded, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” 


But Beatrice added that that Professor Chadwick, “[...] must have fucked some other student [...] because that’s what the complaint was about.” Cece said, “I guess men really do suck.” Subsequently, while crying, Cece naively informed Caroline, “You were right. About Professor Chadwick. He was everything you said. A predator. He was grooming me. But not me. He didn’t want me. Caroline, he had sex with some other student. Like maybe even hundreds, maybe even thousands. The point is you were right.” Caroline, while hugging Cece said, “Oh, God, I’m so sorry, Cece. Oh, I really didn’t want to be right about this one [...] You’re my best friend. My sister. You must know that by now.”


After that pledge ceremony, Annie asked Cece, “Oh, did something happen with Professor Chadwick?” Cece replied, “Yes. Something did. He didn’t want to sleep with me, which is not usual for me, that’s par for the course. But, as it turns out, he did sleep with at least one other student. Maybe even hundreds.” Annie, “Oh, my God. I’m so sorry.”


Then, to Annie’s dismay, she learned from Cece that Caroline lied at the Heaven event about having sex with her tennis teacher. 


Cece said, “Oh, didn’t I tell you about my [...] tennis teacher. A thrust is a thrust is a thrust?”

Annie replied, “I thought that Caroline said she lost her virginity to a tennis teacher named Adrian.”


After Cece learned from Annie that Caroline stole her tennis teacher sex story, Cece was able to surmise that Caroline was the anonymous source of the sexual misconduct complaint against Professor Chadwick and that Caroline was the student whom had sex with Professor Chadwick.


It may be worth noting that, in addition to Cece’s age-gap affairs with her tennis teacher and professor, at Caroline’s request, Cece performed non-age-gap oral sex on Blandsman. In episode 03, in an effort to blackmail Blandsman into dropping out of the race to be his fraternity’s president, Cece arrived at Blandsman’s frat house room in her underwear, pushed Blandsman onto his bed, and asked, “Have you ever had a snow job?”. Then she stuffed her mouth with ice before and gave Blandsman a “snow job’. Consequently, in episode 05, Cece shared with Caroline, “[...]  there was ejaculate everywhere. I mean, a lot of [Blandsman’s] semen on a lot of surfaces.”  

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It’s not uncommon for media that depicts age-gap relationships to depict (teen) girl-on-girl sexual scenarios and masturbation by teens and coeds as well; thus, it was no surprise to us that after Annie shared at the Heaven event, “I’m 18 years old, and I’ve never even been kissed. And when it finally does happen, he’s probably gonna know just because I’ll be so bad at it,” Caroline seductively and sensuously (tongue) kissed Annie and informed her, “You were perfect.”


As for coed masturbation, Lucien had a “camera thing” (e07). In other words, Lucien could not have sex unless he was making a sex tape; thus, every time he had sex on campus, it was recorded. And Lucien shared the sex tapes with his step-sister Caroline. Ergo, before the credits rolled in episode 5, Caroline masturbated in her sorority house bed while she watched one of her step-brother’s sex tapes on her MacBook. 


Cruel Intentions 2: Manchester Prep 

In episode 06, streamers learned that Cece broke her hymen on a “Gorgeous palomino named Lucky.” Cece’s confession may have been inspired by Cruel Intentions 2: Manchester Prep where Cherie Claymon, a freshman at Manchester Prep, was forced to masturbate, to orgasm, while posting upon a horse - in Central Park, which was all part of a plot by Kathryn, an upperclassman, to turn Cherie into the "premier slut of Manchester Prep." Kathryn commaded Cherie, “Up and down. Back and forth. Faster! Faster!” And Kathryn asked Cherie, “How does that feel?”  (In addition, in the film, Kathryn had an age-gap affair with Steve Muller - Manchester Prep’s Assistant Headmaster,)


And in a bit of “Life imitating art”, on the “They’re Just Not That Into You” episode of the Hot Girl Talk podcast (Aug 4 22), one of the Hot Girls shared, “You can also pop your cherry by riding a fucking horse. One of my friends […] she literally told all of us when we were, like, 9-years-old, ‘Yeah, I popped my cherry by riding this horse.’” 

Wednesday, November 16, 2022

CATHERINE CALLED BIRDY: Lena Dunham, Teen Brides, and Incest Fantasies

In Karen Cushman’s Newbery Honor Book Catherine Called Birdy, Rollo, a lord, country knight, and the father of Catherine called Birdy, not only has a habit of spanking Birdy, with his hand, on her 13-year-old “rump”, but he intended to sell her to a wealthy man. Consequently, Rollo asked his daughter the following questions:

"Exactly how old are you, daughter?"
"Have you all your teeth?"
"Is your breath sweet or foul?"
"Are you a good eater?"
"What color is your hair when it is clean?"

Interestingly, despite being 13, Birdy, who described herself as “sun-browned and gray-eyed” with fountains that went from the size of walnuts to apples within a year, wrote that she was “near grown”.

Birdy’s first suitor was Master Lack-Wit “of middle years and fashionably pale”. Of Master Lack-Wit, Rollo proclaimed to his wife: “The man stinks of gold. If he will have her and pay well for the privilege, your daughter will be a wife.” However, after Birdy rubbed her nose red, blacked out her front teeth with soot, and “dressed” her hair with mouse bones, Birdy’s first suitor “left without a betrothal.”

Despite using similar tactics to dissuade a number of subsequent potential much older suitors, Birdy shared that she and Aelis, Birdy’s best friend: “[...] flirted with the guards and arranged to meet them later in a chamber [...]” and Birdy was in love with Uncle George. That’s correct. Her uncle, whom she described as tall, fair, funny, and handsome with green eyes that are “[...] alive and change colors in the sun [...]”

And of her uncle, Birdy wrote: “He makes me confused. My cheeks glow, my heart flutters like a hawk moth, and my dreams grow soft and swoony.”

Uncle George even almost killed his niece - with a wink. “[...] my uncle George winked at me and made all the uproar worth it. My heart almost stopped.”

Consequently, it was painful for Birdy to see Uncle George on a walk with Aelis. “Seeing them gives me pain in my liver.” And once Birdy learned that Aelis, “the uncle thief”, and uncle George were in love and planned to marry, due to a “jealous evil” in her heart, Birdy did everything she could to prevent the marriage from happening. She even conspired: “[...] to make a spell to curse them [...]”

“It appears that the curse has worked.” Because Aelis was: “[...] sold at auction to the highest bidder like a horse at a horse fair, but [Birdy wrote] I am gladdened to have my uncle George back.” (Despite being sold, Aelis confessed that she will love uncle George “until she dies”.)

But after Birdy discovered that uncle George was to wed, “Ethelfritha, the very rich widow of a salt merchant [...]”, Birdy wrote, “And he is still not mine [...]”

Thus, it’s worth repeating that, despite using misleading tactics to dissuade her older suitors, Birdy was not, by default, against age-gap marriages, but the problem was that none of the men could “compare with [uncle] George”.

Interestingly, Robert, Birdy’s older brother, married the 12-year-old “little heiress of Foxbridge” after it was discovered that she was pregnant. Birdy wrote: “Robert promised not to bed with her while she was of such a tender age, but [...]”

In the end, Birdy agreed to marry Murgaw, the “Shaggy Beard” lord of Lithgow, whom she referred to, among other things, as an “odious old man”, but before they could marry, Shaggy Beard was “killed in a brawl over a tavern maid.”

Interestingly, per Amazon, the book is for reading ages 10+ ‏and for grade levels ‎ 5 - 7.

Approximately, two minutes into Lena Dunham’s adaption of Catherine Called Birdy (2022), we learned that Birdy is 14, but we also see the second difference between the book, which is that in the book, it was Rollo, Birdy’s father, whom wanted to sell Birdy, but in the film, Finneas the Steward, a Black man, introduced the idea to Birdy’s father. #smh

In the book, Aelis’ age wasn’t clear, but in the film we learned that she was 16 and the “prettiest girl in the shire”. Consequently, Lord Sidebottom, Aelis’ 81-year-old father, shared: “We have already had five or six marriage proposals, all of them serious inquiries [...] I care if they can pay for my daughter in gold brick.” (FYI, Lady Sidebottom, Aelis’ step-mother, was 25.)

Later Lord Sidebottom proclaimed, "My daughter is a virgin, confirmed by exam, and can command more than twice [...]” Birdy inquired, “They pay more for virgins?”

Unsurprisingly to us, in the film, Dunham took Birdy’s attraction to her uncle George steps further. For example, we learned from the film that: 

Uncle George was 28-years-old and “SO. HANDSOME.” 

In the film, Birdy looked upon her uncle lovingly - not platonically. 

Morwenn, Birdy’s maid, teased Birdy about Birdy’s obvious crush on her uncle. 

In one scene, Birdy wrestled with uncle George to the lyrics “My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble”.

Birdy described uncle George as “beautiful” to Aelis, and Birdy shared with Aelis that she wanted to marry her uncle: “If I were to marry, Aelis [...] then I shall choose him [i.e., uncle George]” “If only he were my cousin and not my uncle. [However] [t]rue love can prevail.” 

Birdy and Shaggy Beard

And just like in the book, 28-year-old uncle George had an affair with 16-year-old Aelis. Consequently, after Birdy saw her uncle kissing her best friend, the following conversation took place between the two nymphets:

Aelis: “But I have done nothing wrong.”

Birdy: "Except for stealing the man I love with all my heart. Behind my back - no less. To me, you are a deceitful coward.”

But just like in the book, Aelis and uncle George married others, but Birdy was still unhappy. “My heart has been shaved and boiled like a parsnip. George is to be married. George is to be married.”

After Birdy visited uncle George and his new wife, Birdy asked her uncle, “Uncle George? Will you tuck me in? [...] I want you to tell me a story.” And Birdy subsequently asked her uncle, “Do you love me?” Uncle George, “Desperately.” Shockingly, that conversation was followed by lyrics from Misty Miller’s romantic song “Fade into You”: “Fade into you\Strange you never knew.”

Birdy and Shaggy Beard

A bit out of character for Lena Dunham, who is approaching Woody Allen in the amount of age-gap content, in an apparent attempt at political correctness, Dunham, not only made Birdy’s mother go against her Birdy’s age-gap marriage proposals, but instead of Shaggy Beard dying in a fight over a maid, Birdy’s age-gap marriage didn’t happen, because lord Rollo changed his mind. 

Lastly, Birdy reminded us of 17-year-old Erin of Mare of Easttown whom had an affair with her uncle. And we were reminded of Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen of House of the Dragon whom, after having an affair with her uncle in her teens, she went on to marry her uncle in later years. Consequently, Cosmopolitan posted: "Now That 'House of Dragon' is Over, I'll Say It: Incest Fantasies are Hot". Wait, is uncle becoming the new daddy? Let's pray not!

Sunday, November 14, 2021

"I Know What You Did Last Summer": Teen OnlyFans, Zaddy & High School Student-Teacher Sex


Here's Amazon Prime and IMDb's description of I Know What You Did Last Summer:
In a town full of secrets, a group of [Wai Huna, Hawaii based] teenagers are stalked by a mysterious killer a year after a fatal accident on their [high school] graduation night.
Although, that's a brief description, for the purposes if this blog, that description will suffice, but let's take a look at what Ben Rosenstock referred to in his Vulture recaps as "weird subplots" i.e., how the series used the allure of nymphets for streams.


One of the "weird subplots" is that two of the teens, Lennon and Margot, whom Rosenstock wrote "resembles a Gen-Z stereotype", filmed teen lipstick lesbian videos for an @AllyWally teen OnlyFans account. 


One of the videos, or what Rosenstock referred to as "professional-looking porn", was shot on (high school) graduation night. (s01e04) And it can be safely inferred that the account was (regularly) updated during their (senior) high school career. Lennon shared, "I'm just being me, making love and making money [...] I like to fuck and that's that on that."

Provocatively, Margot masturbated to one of Lennon's teen boy-girl OnlyFans videos. #meta

Rosenstock asked: "Why is the idea of high-school students sleeping with their teachers so normalized with these kids?," which is another subplot. For example, a student had a sexual affair with the gym teacher. (Viewers were informed, indirectly, that the affair didn't begin until the student turned 18. #wink) Rosenstock even opined that the show went so far as to "fetishize" this student-teacher affair


In the premier, Margot said to Allison(Lennon), "You think I don't know how you got that "A" in A.P. Bio from Mr. Haskell?' 

And Allison (Lennon) confessed to Dylan, "[...] I may or may not have fucked Mr. Haskell to get an "A" in A.P. Bio." 
Dylan, "Oh, that."
Allison (Lennon), You knew?"
Dylan, "Everyone knew you'd do anything to win." (s01e06)

In addition, in an related conversation, Margot shared with Allison(Lennon), "[...] but your dad. I mean, he's a total zaddy."  (s01e06)

Interestingly, a murder suspect was rejected because, "He's too busy jerking off to jailbate to go around putting goat heads in people's closets." Using an electric toothbrushLennon attempted to teach Allison how to perform oral sex, "[...] You're gonna talk about how good it tastes. Angle yourself so he can see it going in and out." And there were at least eight teen lipstick lesbian scenes in the series.

Lastly, I was a bit taken aback by the amount teen drug use in the series e.g., Ketamine, 8 Ball\cocaine, Vyvanase, MDMA, and vape based (prescription) marijuana. 

Unsurprisingly, I Know What You Did Last Summer is in the Top 10 on Amazon with 3 out of 5 stars. 

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Amazon's I LOVE DICK: A Teen Masturbates, Watches Porn & Studies Impressionism

Self-Portrait with his Wife and a Glass of Champagne, 1902

Above is Lovis Cornith's Self-Portrait with his Wife and a Glass of Champagne, 1902. 43-year-old Lovis, a German artist and writer, fell in love with Charlotte Berend, his future wife, when she was 21. But what led me to this painting may be more intriguing than their 22-year age-gap - especially since Charlotte wasn't a true nymphet.


I saw the billboard for "I Love Dick" in a Manhattan subway. I naively refused believe that it was a sexual pun, and I made no plans to watch the Amazon series. However, after I read a Jennifer Krasinki piece in the Village Voice that the women on the show were going to: "speak directly to the camera about their sexual histories", I was intrigued. 

In the spirit of Nancy Friday's My Secret Garden: Women’s Sexual Fantasies and Tavi Gevinson's RookieChris shared: 
"Dear Dick, I've been horny since I was six. I used to press my crotch into the belly of my stuffed Rhino [...] I'd love to hump him in front of our sitter Karen Harris. I used to say that Rhino was hungry and that I needed to feed him [...] In high school, I wanted to fuck anybody - male or female."
Chris

Toby shared with Dick that her dad "was an expert on children", which he thought "allowed" him to "touch" her, and when she was a nymphet, she was exposed to porn, which she couldn't get out of her head. 

And with the porn still "stuck" in her head, Toby entered Columbia at the age of 16 where she studied 19th century diagrams of the ideal breast shape; hence, Lovis' Self-Portrait with his Wife and a Glass of Champagne, 1902.

Toby