Netflix's WEDNESDAY: Teen Sexual Innuendo?

Netflix’s Wednesday (2022)

On the “Woe What a Night” (s01e04) episode of Netflix’s Wednesday (2022), a Rave’N dance was held at Nevermore boarding school, where 16-year-old Enid, somehow, spilled her drink on Lucas’ crotch area. I say somehow because Enid and Lucas, the mayor’s son, were standing; thus, the spilled drink would have normally landed on Lucas’ (lower) shirt. Inexplicably, after spilling the drink, Enid said, “I’ll take care of it,” and got on her knees in front of Lucas’ crotch area to “take care of it”.

While Enid was taking care of Lucas, Ajax, Enid’s love interest, happened upon Enid and Lucas. Unsurprisingly, Ajax looked up Enid suspiciously. Was this an innocent teen spilled drink scene or a stained sexual innuendo?

We’ve seen teen sexual innuendos before on Netflix. For example, on Insatiable (2018), 17-year-old Patty was obsessed with having a sexual affair with Bob Armstrong, her married beauty pageant coach. In reference to Bob, Patty said, "He's a man and a total DILF (i.e., Dad I'd Love [to] Fuck)." And she asked Bob, "Can I call you Daddy?"

Netflix's Insatiable (2018)

In one Insatiable scene, while being stretched intimately by Bob, Patty thought, "In a couple of months, I'd be 18, and then Bob's resting anus face wife would be the only thing left standing in my way." When Bob’s wife happened upon Bob and Patty, he informed her, “[I’m] stretching Patty out.” Patty added, “I’m super tight.” Talk about double-sexual innuendo.

Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park (1993)

Of course, Netflix isn’t the only entertainer guilty of teen sexual innuendos. For example, in Jurassic Park (1993), Steven Spielberg had a Vegasaurus sneeze upon Lex (14-year-old Ariana Richards) and shoot a vast, viscous, and milky fluid onto Lex’s face, which many, using a Trumpian hyperbole, considered to be a shocking sexual innuendo.

Netflix’s CHELSEA HANDLER: THE FEELING (2025) | Pre-Teen Autoeroticism and Teen Girl-on-Girl!

Liza Esquibias posted on People “Chelsea Handler Is Ready to Spill 'Lots of Tea' in New Netflix Comedy Special The Feeling” (February 17, 2025) In the piece, Esquibias wrote: “[…] while some topics she mentions are more controversial than pickleball, [Chelsea] Handler tells PEOPLE she doesn’t regret a thing.” And Chelsea confessed to Esquibias, “I shared lots of tea in this special, just when I thought there was no more tea to spill.” Here’s some of  the tea that Chelsea spilled:

The Feeling, the title of the comedy special, is in reference to when Chelsea participated in a pre-teen group masturbation session during a back-to-school sleepover at Jodi Repati’s house in New Jersey. 

Chelsea related that when she was 8-years-old, she broke her arm at her family’s Martha’s Vineyard summer house. Chelsea described breaking her arm as a pivotal moment in her young life, because after she returned home from the hospital, she mistakenly “slammed” her cast down on top of her “Pikachu” (i.e., her vagina). Consequently, that night, Chelsea discovered how to masturbate. 

Chelsea, “I was like, ‘Ow,’ you know. And then it slid down, like, two more centimeters, and I was like, ‘Brrr’. What is that zone?” And I went out that night and found out exactly what that zone was.” 

When Chelsea returned home to New Jersey that fall, Jodi Repati, Chelsea’s best friend, invited Chelsea to a back-to-school sleepover where “nine 8-year-old girls” were “gonna get The Feeling.” In other words, masturbate “face down in their sleeping bags”.

Jodi, “We’re having a back-to-school sleepover at my house on Friday night at 7:30. She goes, ‘Everyone’s gonna come over, and we’re all gonna get The Feeling.’” 

Chelsea said, “I walk in, and there are nine 8-year-old girls face down in their sleeping bags, just going like this. I was like, ‘Let’s fucking go!’” [Chelsea simulated masturbating vigorously.]

Chelsea shared that she masturbated insatiably and vigorously for 12 hours straight that night. So much so that when she left Jodi’s house, Chelsea had rug burns on her 8-year-old forehead, and she was dehydrated. 

“I couldn’t get enough of myself! I showed up at that sleepover at 7:30, and I didn’t get up from that position until 7:30 a.m […] I left that sleepover, I had rug burns on my forehead. I was so thirsty and dehydrated from sweating so much into my pajamas. I was like, ‘Does anyone have a Capri-Sun, please?’”

Chelsea clarified that she didn’t know that what she was doing was referred to as masturbation. She only knew that it felt “amazing”.

“And when you’re that young, you’re 8 or 9-years-old, you’re masturbating, you’re not really – You don’t even know what you’re doing is masturbating. You’re just like, ‘This feels amazing. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me about it.’”

In addition to using her hand to masturbate, Chelsea used a wall, her banana-seat bicycle, a ruler during 8th grade math class, and a ladle during Thanksgiving dinner, which caused her to faint - at the dinner table.

The Wall

For further clarification, Chelsea overshared that while masturbating, she didn’t make direct contact with her Pikachu and that the “thicker material” was best for optimal pleasure – even as thick as a wall.  

“You’re not making direct contact with your Pikachu, you know? Like, you want a thicker material. Like, the thicker, the better […] You want, like, a wall. You see a corner, and you’re like, ‘I’m gonna fucking get you.’”

Banana-Seat Bicycle

Chelsea, an insatiable masturbator, would ride a pothole for almost an hour upon her banana-seat bicycle.

“And when no one says anything to you, like, ‘Hey, stop jerking off, you fucking pig.’ You don’t think that anyone even knows what you’re doing; so, I just did it all the time. I’d come home from school. I had a banana-seat bicycle. Now we know what those were for […] I’d go on little errands with my fake family that I created […] I would take my banana-seat bicycle, I would hit a pothole, and just fuckin’ ride it for, like, 30 minutes.” [Chelsea simulated masturbating upon the banana-seat bicycle.]

“My neighbor called my mom, ‘Your daughter’s been in our pothole in front of your living room window for 45 minutes.”

Math Class

Interestingly, Chelsea opined that “masturbating as a young person is just like masturbating as an adult”. Consequently, during her elementary school math class, via a ruler, Chelsea climaxed - more than once. 

“I’d go into school. I’d go into math class, and they had those desks with the apertures, you know, the openings on the desk and I’d have a Trapper Keeper in the desk and a ruler in the Trapper Keeper. And I would take the ruler, and I could always do one spin. [Chelsea simulated masturbating with a ruler.] I’d call it ‘a spin’. I’m like, ‘Do I have time for a spin?’ [Chelsea simulated masturbating with a ruler.] And I would – I would take the ruler, and I’d be like, “Brrr. You know?” [Chelsea simulated masturbating with a ruler.]

“And masturbating as a young person is just like masturbating as an adult. You do one round. You climax.”

“And then 30 minutes later, you’re like, ‘One more time! One more time!’ So, I would do it. I would think I’d be done, but I couldn’t resist myself. I couldn’t get enough. So, I would the ruler back out, and then completely lose my shit, you know, during the class.”

Thanksgiving Dinner

To Chelsea’s dismay, after she fainted while masturbating with a ladle during Thanksgiving dinner, her mother advised her to masturbate in the privacy of her room, but her grandfather referred to her as a “little whore”, and her brother shared with the family that Chelsea masturbated “all the time.”

Grandfather to father, “So sorry about your little whore daughter.”

Chelsea’s mother to Chelsea, “Sweetie, that’s something that you wanna do in the privacy of your own room.”

Chelsea’s brother to the family, “She does it all the time!”

In addition to admitting to pre-teen masturbation, Chelsea overshared that when she was 11-years-old, she had a girl-on-girl sexual affair. Chelsea related that during her summer break, she would visit a deli on Main Street in Edgartown where Martha McIntosh worked. Of Martha, Chelsea said, “And I want you to picture Amy Winehouse as an 11-year-old […] I was attracted to her right away.”

The attraction was mutual, because Martha invited Chelsea to her house where Martha gave Chelsea Coronas, Camel Lights, and Martha asked Chelsea, “Hey, do you wanna go into my closet and take your pants down?” Chelsea replied, “Definitely. Like, ‘What’s next?”

Subsequently, Chelsea pulled her pants down before Martha performed oral sex on a flabbergasted Chelsea for about 15 minutes. 

“And we go into Martha McIntosh’s closet. I pull my pants down, and she goes down on me for, like, 15 minutes. And I could not believe my good fortune.”

Just like for masturbation, Chelsea had an insatiable appetite for teen oral sex; however, that’s why Chelsea didn’t have a daughter. 

“You know. I went there every day. She’d go down on me. It was amazing.”

“And that’s why I don’t have a daughter. So, I don’t have some horny 11-year-old that [sic] needs to be eaten out every 15 minutes.”

Unsurprisingly, by the end of the summer, Martha concluded that it wasn’t always better to give than to receive oral sex. 

“And then it was the end of the summer. I went to Martha’s every day – obviously. And it was the end of the summer, and we were in her closet, and she’s going down on me. And then I’m finishing my drink and my cigarette, and she pops her head up and she said, ‘Okay, you know, it’s your turn.’”

On Rotten Tomatoes, Jimmy E gave Chelsea Handler: The Feeling  5 out of 5 stars, and Jimmy posted: 

Fans of Chelsea Handler will enjoy this special. She is witty as ever, sprinkling in her life experiences in a funny laugh out loud manner. She shares aspects of her life that made me like her brand of entertainment even more.

CRUEL INTENTIONS (2024) | TWO (2) Manchester College Students Seduce Professor!

 

Here’s IMDb’s synopsis for Amazon Prime’s Cruel Intentions (2024): 

After a hazing incident at their elite college, step-siblings Caroline and Lucien set about to preserve their power and reputation by seducing [Annie] the [18-year-old] daughter of the Vice President of the United States.

In the fourth episode of the series, which was based on the films Cruel Intentions (1999) and Cruel Intentions 2: Manchester Prep (2000), potential pledges were invited by members of Delta Phi Pi to “Heaven: An Intimate Night of Friendship and Sisterhood”. The event took place in the Delta Phi sorority house on the campus of Manchester College where the coeds shared “a sacred part” of themselves, which wasn't to be “judged” or “repeated”.

Shockingly, Caroline, the Queen of Delta Phi, shared that she was “painfully insecure” and “felt like a disappointment” to everyone, including her mother, but not Adrian - Caroline’s “gorgeous” tennis coach. Caroline said:

This might be a surprise to all of you, but I wasn't always the person I am now. Growing up, I was actually painfully insecure. I felt like a disappointment. To my mother, to everyone really, except for Adrian. He was my tennis coach. A man in tennis whites. You can imagine. But it wasn't just that he was gorgeous. I could also really talk to him. You know? 

Caroline went on to add that “one day after practice”, she and her tennis coach kissed before he took her virginity on a couch in his office. Caroline admitted that she wanted that “happen for so long” and that it was “all so perfect.” Caroline shared:

Anyway, one day after practice, he brought me back to his office. He had a couch in the corner of the room. All of a sudden, I just knew what was gonna happen next. He kissed me. It was just. I had wanted it to happen for so long. Next thing, we were having sex. It was my first time. I remember looking up at him. It was all so perfect. 

However, Caroline related that her mother paid the “man in tennis whites” to have sex with Caroline, because Caroline’s mother wanted to “boost” her (teen) daughter’s confidence. 

Caroline, “The only reason he had sex with me is because my mother paid him. She was just trying to boost my confidence, because I told her no guys would ever like me. She thought she was trying to help.”

As for the main student-teacher affair in the series, in the pilot, after Professor Chadwick caught Celeste “Cece” Carroway, a senior at Manchester College with a recent nose job, rummaging through his office, she got on her knees and begged him to allow her to be his TA. 

In episode 04, Cece went to a book reading at Lowe’s Books that was given by Dr. Deidre - Professor Chadwick’s ex-wife where Dr. Deidre read from F*ck Your Trauma, which was a bestseller. Dr. Deidre advised, “Through sex, the body finds new rhythm. So we must not be afraid to give in to our desires, no matter how shameful or taboo,” which caused Cece to look lovingly upon Professor Chadwick. 

After the book reading, Cece read F*ck Your Trauma at a bar on campus before Professor Chadwick joined her for a drink. During their conversation, Cece said, “[...] fuck my mom for paying my tennis coach to fuck me.” Professor Chadwick, “[...] I’m sorry that happened to you. Cece, “No. No, it’s really - it’s not a big deal.” Thus, streamers learned that it was Cece’s mom and not Caroline’s mom whom paid the tennis coach for age-gap sex with her daughter; however, per Cece, it was “not a big deal.”

In episode 05, due to the stress of being attracted to her professor, Cece fainted in Professor Chadwick’s office. Subsequently, Professor Chadwick stayed with Cece in the “infirmary all evening”, taught her how to breathe, and fed her cookies. After a battery of tests, Cece was discharged and Professor Chadwick drove her back to her sorority house where Lucien surmised that Cece was in love with Professor Chadwick. 

In episode 06, Caroline informed Cece, “You have been distracted, you have been late to things, and you are constantly talking about him [i.e., Professor Chadwick] [...] Is there some medication you should stop taking?” Inconceivably, Caroline suggested that Cece resort to drugs to get over her love for Professor Chadwick. 

Cece, “Prozac won’t help this.”

Caroline, “Try lithium.”

Cece, “Lithium doesn’t work on love.”

Caroline, “Cece, this is not love. This is a manic episode.”

“No, I’m telling you. That’s why I was so sick. A roving ne’er-do-well [i.e., Lucien] confirmed it’s definitely love.”

Caroline surmised that Cece was obsessed with Professor Chadwick and that Cece was fixated on Professor Chadwick like Cece was fixated on the “man in tennis whites”. Consequently, Caroline came to the conclusion that the only way that Cece could get over Professor Chadwick was to seduce him and “[f]uck him and be done with him.”

Caroline, “This is an obsession. Just like that fixation you had on your tennis teacher [...] We need to take care of this right away. Get him out of your system.”

Cece, “Like a juice cleanse?”

Caroline, “Fuck him, Cece. The sooner the better [...] So go. Seduce him [...] Fuck him and be done with him.”

Following Caroline’s advice, Cece locked Professor Chadwick’s classroom door before she attempted to (unsuccessfully) seduce him by goading him into discussing the sex lives of fascists. 

Later, due to Cece being unusually quiet, Caroline concluded, “So, you didn’t fuck him.” As an alternative seduction technique, Caroline suggested that Cece “get him out of the classroom.” And Caroline reassured Cece that she would be able to “fuck” Professor Chadwick because, “He’s a man, Cece. And men, beyond all reason and above all else, want one thing. To fuck.”

Cece, “I tried, I swear. I mean, I did everything right. I got him alone. I’m telling you, I used everything I knew. I put the moves on him in a major way. All he did was tell me to make a syllabus.”

Caroline, “He probably had no idea what you were doing.”

Cece, “No. Trust me, he knew. He just didn’t want to have sex with me.”

Caroline, “Not possible [...] You just have to make it more painfully obvious [...] Just get him out of the classroom.”

Cece, “What if he rejects me again?”

Caroline, “He won’t [...] He’s a man, Cece. And men, beyond all reason and above all else, want one thing. To fuck.”

Subsequently, Cece tricked Professor Chadwick into coming to a party where, to his shock, she kissed him. Professor Chadwick responded, “This can’t happen.” Cece apologized and explained, “I’ve just been so distracted lately and completely preoccupied, and I was sick last week [...] but then I realized I have these feelings for you, and I thought that if you didn’t find it completely repulsive, we could just have sex [...] I totally understand. You don’t have the same feelings for me [...]”

Unsurprisingly, Cece’s love was requited and Professor Chadwick wanted to have student-professor sex too, but he suggested their age-gap attraction be put on hold until after Cece graduated from Manchester College. 

Professor Chadwick, “I do [...]”

Cece, “Wait. You do what?”

Professor Chadwick, “I think you’re amazing.”

Cece, “Okay. Sorry, I’m just really bad at this stuff. Does that mean you did or didn’t like the kissing?”

Professor Chadwick, “It doesn’t matter. These aren’t the type[s] of feelings that we can get rid of by sleeping together.”

Cece, “So you didn’t like it?”

Professor Chadwick, “Cece, we can’t do this. I’m a professor. And your boss. It’s a power imbalance [...] Which means we need to keep things professional [...] we can get to know each other better. And after you graduate, we’ll see what happens.”

“You want to see what happens?”

“Yes. I really do.” 

Consequently, Cece related to Caroline, “You were wrong. About Professor Chadwick. He’s not like Adrian [i.e., Cece’s tennis teacher]. He’s not something I can just fuck out of my system. Not that Adrian was something I fucked out of my system. But, Caroline, he loves me too. We just have to wait until graduation and then we can be together.” And Cece shared with Annie, “There’s this guy, a professor actually [...] Our brains are connected but our bodies are supposed to stay strictly separate until after graduation.” 

Later, Cece, the Rush Chair, informed Caroline that she couldn’t reside over pledge night, because she was invited by Professor Chadwick to “the poli-sci department meeting”. After Cece asked Caroline if she should attend the department meeting in a “bra or no bra”, Caroline said, “Cece. He’s grooming you [...] He’s a predator [...] You have a history of making sacrifices for men who aren’t who you think they are.” Cece responded, “Oh no. Professor Chadwick is nothing like Adrian.”

Annoyed that Cece was neglecting her duties to the sorority, Caroline set out to seduce Professor Hank Chadwick. Caroline initiated the seduction by ramming her vintage convertible into the professor’s Prius. Next, she informed the professor that the sorority girls on campus were “collecting men like trophies.” And that, “One of them [i.e., Cece] actually performed fellatio on a boy with ice in her mouth so she could take pictures of his shriveled penis [...] You know, I heard whispers of them seducing professors too. You know, for grades or just to ruin their lives for fun.” 

Shockingly, seventeen minutes later in the episode, Lucien happened upon Caroline and Professor Chadwick having age-gap professor-student sex. Lucien asked, “Fucking the faculty, Caroline? Is that really the best you can do?” Caroline replied, “I like to fuck people.” However, to complete her agenda to punish Cece for neglecting her duties to the sorority, Cece filed an anonymous sexual misconduct complaint against Professor Chadwick.

Professor Chadwick assumed that Cece filed the sexual misconduct complaint; however, Cece informed the professor, "You think it was me? That reported you? [...] Why would I report you?” 

Cece surmised that someone saw her kiss the professor and reported them. Cece informed Beatrice, a sex tape leak victim and a student activist whom was working “against the coalition of sex criminals [...] that make up Greek life on campus”, “Look, I know you think you saw me and Professor Chadwick kissing at Lucien’s party. But what you actually saw was me throwing myself at Professor Chadwick at Lucien’s party, and Professor Chadwick, very professionally, I might add, completely and totally rejecting me.” Beatrice responded, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” 

But Beatrice added that that Professor Chadwick, “[...] must have fucked some other student [...] because that’s what the complaint was about.” Cece said, “I guess men really do suck.” Subsequently, while crying, Cece naively informed Caroline, “You were right. About Professor Chadwick. He was everything you said. A predator. He was grooming me. But not me. He didn’t want me. Caroline, he had sex with some other student. Like maybe even hundreds, maybe even thousands. The point is you were right.” Caroline, while hugging Cece said, “Oh, God, I’m so sorry, Cece. Oh, I really didn’t want to be right about this one [...] You’re my best friend. My sister. You must know that by now.”

After that pledge ceremony, Annie asked Cece, “Oh, did something happen with Professor Chadwick?” Cece replied, “Yes. Something did. He didn’t want to sleep with me, which is not usual for me, that’s par for the course. But, as it turns out, he did sleep with at least one other student. Maybe even hundreds.” Annie, “Oh, my God. I’m so sorry.”

Then, to Annie’s dismay, she learned from Cece that Caroline lied at the Heaven event about having sex with her tennis teacher. 

Cece said, “Oh, didn’t I tell you about my [...] tennis teacher. A thrust is a thrust is a thrust?”

Annie replied, “I thought that Caroline said she lost her virginity to a tennis teacher named Adrian.”

After Cece learned from Annie that Caroline stole her tennis teacher sex story, Cece was able to surmise that Caroline was the anonymous source of the sexual misconduct complaint against Professor Chadwick and that Caroline was the student whom had sex with Professor Chadwick.

It may be worth noting that, in addition to Cece’s age-gap affairs with her tennis teacher and professor, at Caroline’s request, Cece performed non-age-gap oral sex on Blandsman. In episode 03, in an effort to blackmail Blandsman into dropping out of the race to be his fraternity’s president, Cece arrived at Blandsman’s frat house room in her underwear, pushed Blandsman onto his bed, and asked, “Have you ever had a snow job?”. Then she stuffed her mouth with ice before and gave Blandsman a “snow job’. Consequently, in episode 05, Cece shared with Caroline, “[...]  there was ejaculate everywhere. I mean, a lot of [Blandsman’s] semen on a lot of surfaces.”  

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It’s not uncommon for media that depicts age-gap relationships to depict (teen) girl-on-girl sexual scenarios and masturbation by teens and coeds as well; thus, it was no surprise to us that after Annie shared at the Heaven event, “I’m 18 years old, and I’ve never even been kissed. And when it finally does happen, he’s probably gonna know just because I’ll be so bad at it,” Caroline seductively and sensuously (tongue) kissed Annie and informed her, “You were perfect.”

As for coed masturbation, Lucien had a “camera thing” (e07). In other words, Lucien could not have sex unless he was making a sex tape; thus, every time he had sex on campus, it was recorded. And Lucien shared the sex tapes with his step-sister Caroline. Ergo, before the credits rolled in episode 5, Caroline masturbated in her sorority house bed while she watched one of her step-brother’s sex tapes on her MacBook. 

Cruel Intentions 2: Manchester Prep 

In episode 06, streamers learned that Cece broke her hymen on a “Gorgeous palomino named Lucky.” Cece’s confession may have been inspired by Cruel Intentions 2: Manchester Prep where Cherie Claymon, a freshman at Manchester Prep, was forced to masturbate, to orgasm, while posting upon a horse - in Central Park, which was all part of a plot by Kathryn, an upperclassman, to turn Cherie into the "premier slut of Manchester Prep." Kathryn commaded Cherie, “Up and down. Back and forth. Faster! Faster!” And Kathryn asked Cherie, “How does that feel?”  (In addition, in the film, Kathryn had an age-gap affair with Steve Muller - Manchester Prep’s Assistant Headmaster,)

And in a bit of “Life imitating art”, on the “They’re Just Not That Into You” episode of the Hot Girl Talk podcast (Aug 4 22), one of the Hot Girls shared, “You can also pop your cherry by riding a fucking horse. One of my friends […] she literally told all of us when we were, like, 9-years-old, ‘Yeah, I popped my cherry by riding this horse.’” 

"Pretty Little Liars: Summer School": Teen Sex Galore! But Why?

Pretty Little Liars: Summer School Girls

The Pretty Little Liars novels, the original television series that was based on the novels, and Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin, the first season of the reboot of the series, all had age-gap relationships. For example, in the original series, Alison and Aria, two Pretty Little Liars, had an affair with Mr. Ezra Fitz - the high school’s English teacher. 

Pretty Little Liars | Alison & Ezra

And, interestingly, in Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin, fans of the original series learned that Mr. Fitz and Aria were married. Consequently, Imogen, a 16-year-old Pretty Little Liar, allowed Mr. Fitz and Aria to adopt her baby!

However, Pretty Little Liars: Summer School, which is the second season of the reboot, didn’t have any age-gap relationships; but, curiously, Pretty Little Liars: Summer School had a shocking number of teen sex and makeout scenes - including teen girl-on-girl scenes. For example, the first episode alone had 3.5 teen sex scenes! (One scene was off-camera and another scene stopped just prior to teen oral sex.) However, one wouldn't know about the prolific teen sex scenes from Max's synopsis:

In Season 2, our PLLs face down summer school and a new villain — who may or may not have a connection to "A" — ready to put them all to the test.

But the picture of the co-stars, who are playing high school coeds during the summer after their junior year, inexplicably posing in bikini tops that’s posted on Max’s website is a peek at the raunchy content in the series.

Pretty Little Liars: Summer School | Noa and Shawn

For example, in episode 01, while Noa and Shawn were dating, Noa experienced a family issue. Despite having four close female friends, Noa was allowed to stay at Shawn’s house while her family issue was being resolved. Consequently, naughty Noa crept into her boyfriend’s bed for (teen) sex.

Pretty Little Liars: Summer School | Mrs. Noble and Noa

Interestingly, Shawn’s mother knew the teens were having late-night sex, but she didn’t stop them. However, she waited until the morning to confront Noa whom the director slash wardrobe department decided to display in a pair of short running shorts seductively sitting in a living room chair.

16-Year-Old Britney Spears (Rolling Stone)

This may be shocking to (ultra) [orthodox] Jews and Muslims, but apparently, teens having sex in their bedrooms is not uncommon. For example, Lynne Spears shared in her memoir, Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World, that Britney Spears was drinking at 13 and that Britney lost her virginity the following year to an 18-year-old football player. Lynne encouraged her teen daughter to have sex, because Lynne surmised that it would make Britney more popular. So much so that Lynne allowed then-15-year-old Britney to have sex in her bedroom with her new boyfriend - Justin Timberlake.

And from the New York Times Bestseller, Restless Virgins: Love, Sex, and Survival in Prep School, we learned that Whitney had her first orgasm while attending the tony Milton Academy. Interestingly, the co-authors described Whitney’s teen orgasm as “delicious”, which took place “at some odd hour of the night” in Nick’s bedroom whom was conveniently living off-campus.

Pretty Little Liars: Summer School | Shawn, Noa and Minnie

As for Pretty Little Liars: Summer School, after being confronted by Noa’s mother, Noa decided to go home. And since Noa’s mother was conveniently away, Noa and Shawn moved their teen sex to Noa’s bed, but one night after sex with Shawn, Noa couldn’t prevent herself from thinking about her teen girl-on-girl affair with Minnie.

Unsurprisingly, most critics loved Pretty Little Liars: Summer School. For example, the show received a 90% average Tomatometer. Maybe that's why there was so much teen sex. #teensexsales

From the NY Times to Podcasts and A-List Celebrities: Schoolgirl Sleepover Sex?!

Back in 2022, we wrote about the New York Times Magazine THE ETHICIST piece “My Daughter Is Having Sex With Her Best Friend. Must I Tell Her Mom?” (March 22, 2022) The piece is about a mother who needs advice, because her teen daughter is having girl-on-girl sex during sleepovers with her best friend.

Here's part of the question submitted to THE ETHICIST:

My daughter is in a newly romantic relationship with her best friend, who is also female. Both are in their midteens. My daughter recently confided in me that they have had sex. She insists, however, that I am not allowed to tell the friend’s mother, because the mother wouldn’t let them have sleepovers or hang out as much. My ex-husband is the one who hosts the sleepovers, and he looks the other way when they are in the bedroom, reasoning that (or so my daughter tells me), “It’s OK because there are no penises involved.” [...] Are my ex-husband’s actions egregious? Name Withheld

We decided to revisit the New York Times piece after we listened to the “My First Time (with a woman)” episode of the Becca Moore podcast. On the podcast, Moore shared that during middle school sleepovers, she and her friends would “sit in a circle and all make out with each other.” Moore shared:

Like, honestly, in middle school we used to, like, sit in a circle and all make out with each other. And no boys would be around. I don't really know why we were doing that, but I did love those sleepovers. That was fun.

By high school, Moore and her girls were still making out, but by high school boys were present during the sleepovers. Consequently, the making out wasn’t for pleasure anymore but for entertainment. Moore shared:

And then when I got to high school, we would have sleepovers and make out, like, play spin the bottle but boys would be there. And it was kind of, like, a little bit, I will say, the high school one, was a little bit performative.

I think that we were not really, like, turned on. We were only doing it because boys were watching, and I think we thought that it was hot for them to watch - at least from my perspective. I think I was more so thinking about the boys and than the girls.

Miley Cyrus (13)

Speaking of middle-school girl-on-girl sex and podcasts, Miley Cyrus shared with Alex Cooper on the Call Her Daddy podcast (August 13, 2020) that when Cyrus was a pre-teen she had a girl-on-girl orgy, which Cooper referred to as “amazing”.

Miley Cyrus with Alex Cooper

Cyrus: "Yeah, when I was like 11 or 12 [...] I got most of my girlfriends to hook up with me."

Cooper: "That is such an amazing [thing]. That's amazing!"

Cyrus: "The first time I ever hooked up with anyone was with a girl. Two of them."

Cooper: "And did you go past first base?"

Cyrus: "Yeah! Oh yeah!"

Cooper: "Miley's like, 'Of course. Oh my God. Absolutely.'"

Jessica Simpson (13) 

Jessica Simpson shared in her memoir, Open Book, that she had pre-teen girl-on-girl sex, from the age of 6 to 12, with a family friend. Of course, the sex happened during sleepovers. Simpson wrote:

It would start with tickling my back [...]

Eventually it wasn't just at nighttime. She would get me to go into a closet with her, or just find a way to linger until we were alone. It got to the point that she would sneak into the bathroom to watch me shower.

In addition, Simpson confessed to People that she was “very shameful”, because she initiated girl-on-girl sex during sleepovers with her family friend as well:

“I allowed it to happen, so I felt that I was as much of the abuser as the abused. So I was very shameful during that time, from 6 to 12 years old.”

Nancy Friday's My Secret Garden: Women’s Sexual Fantasies (Trident Press, 1973) is an international bestselling “groundbreaking” collection of women's fantasies. (Interestingly, Friday’s husband was Norman Pearlstein - the editor-in-chief of Time, Inc.) In the book, several women shared their middle school girl-on-girl sexual escapes during sleepovers.

Clarissa shared that she remembers when she and her friend were caught masturbating with candles when they were 12.

Marina began to be aware of men at the age of 9 or 10 and thought about them while she masturbated; however, Marina only had "a vague idea of what lovemaking was" until she met her friend, a 10-year-old Mediterranean girl. Marina and the Mediterranean nymphet used to sit at opposite ends of the bathtub and pour warm water from a Russian silver teapot all over their clitorises while caressing their bodies "with infallible, instinctive verve."

Celia shared that when she was about 8, she used to bully her: "[...] friend into playing games where we had to pretend to take off our clothes and the 'wicked man' would make us walk in the street [...]" In addition, Celia confessed that when she was 10, she wanted to be a stripper and that she had "intimate contact" with her girlfriend.

And when Alison was 14, she had an "[...] unusual relationship with a close girlfriend." For example, Alison's girlfriend would dress her in a sexy bikini made of chiffon scarves, before she pretended that she was a "rowdy seaman" and raped Allison.

Of course, pre-teen girl-on-girl sex is restricted to sleepovers. For example, Liara Roux shared in her memoir, Whore of New York: A Confession (Repeater Books, 2021), that she had pre-teen girl-on-girl sex with the "very beautiful" Melissa. In the 5th grade. Outdoors. In the woods. During a youth retreat. In the Catskills. Roux wrote:

One day, when we were walking to whatever activity was next, she asked me if I wanted to skip it [...] As we got further away from the camp, she stepped off the trail. I followed her. We wandered through the trees, and I tripped over a rock hidden under the snow.

We got to a clearing and she plopped on the ground, then started making a snow angel. “What about your pants?” I asked. “Won’t they get wet?” [...] “They already are.” I blushed at the implication. Seeing my flushed face, she stood up, walked to me, and kissed me [...] I couldn’t hold myself back. I kissed her, putting my hands around her neck, pulling her in.

[...] I pressed myself against her and we fell in the snow [...] I rolled on top of her, kissed her again [...] She wiggled, unzipping her coat, unzipping mine, and our hands were on each other’s chests, grasping at softness. I kissed her neck; she moaned and put my breast in her mouth [...] After much maneuvering, she pulled off her glove and stuck her hand down my pants. The chill of her fingertips pressing into me.

We walked back to camp, our faces flushed.

Unsurprisingly, pre-teen girl-on-girl sex isn’t limited to nonfiction. For example, in Lolita, Lolita confessed to Humbert Humbert that she had pre-teen “sapphic diversions” with Elizabeth Talbot - Lolita’s tent-mate at summer camp. Nabokov wrote:

Her astounding tale started with an introductory mention of her tent-mate of the previous summer, at another camp, a “very select” one as she put it. That tent-mate (“quite a derelict character,” “half-crazy,” but a “swell kid”) instructed her in various manipulations. At first, loyal Lo refused to tell me her name.

“Well,” she said. “[...] her name was Elizabeth Talbot, she goes now to a swanky private school, her father is an executive.”

I recalled with a funny pang the frequency with which poor Charlotte [Lolita’s mother] used to introduce into party chat such elegant tidbits as “when my daughter was out hiking last year with the Talbot girl.”

I wanted to know if either mother learned of those sapphic diversions?

“Gosh no,” exhaled limp Lo mimicking dread and relief, pressing a falsely fluttering hand to her chest.

"Miller’s Girl" (2024) | Winnie Seduces Mr. Fillmore

And most recently in the film Miller’s Girl (2024), that was written and directed by a woman, Cairo (Jenna Ortega) and Winnie decided to sext Mr. Fillmore - their high school’s physics teacher and baseball coach. 

"Miller’s Girl" (2024) | Cairo and Winnie Sext Mr. Fillmore

In the sext, the schoolgirls are engaged in girl-on-girl kissing, which, per Winnie, is what all girls do when they’re alone at night. 

Cairo said to Winnie, “You should tell him [via sext] you’re with me. And that we’re doing what all girls do when they’re alone at night.”

Mr. Fillmore texted: And what might that be?

Cairo said to Winnie, “[Tell him] [w]e are measuring the depths of our sexuality within the safe confines of our friendship.”

Lastly, the naive (e.g., feminists) would have you believe that (pre) teens engaged in girl-on-girl sex is the sole idea of dirty old men (i.e., porn directors and authors of sleaze), but clearly that’s not the case. And we won’t even (fully) mention the news reports that report that it’s not uncommon for girls to livestream their sleepovers. For example, Alexandra S. Levine posted on Forbes "How TikTok Live Became ‘A Strip Club Filled With 15-Year-Olds’" (Apr 27, 2022). As Moore said, schoolgirls consider it hot for males to watch. In addition, per Levine, teen girls do it for likes, followers and gifts.