Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Elton John's "All the Young Girls Love Alice": Young Girls & Married Women Love a Nymphet


Jo, the 14-year-old protagonist in Walbert's novella His Favorites, sunbathed on the roof: [...] so that our faces were a little tanned, mostly burned--a look we [ironically] loved [...]" before she listened to Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road "[...] especially "All the Young Girls Love Alice [...]" while drinking "vodka or gin' and orange juice. Jo particularly like the lyrics "tender young Alice, they say."

Per Song Facts, Elton John, stating the obvious, stated that "All the Young Girls Love Alice" is, "[...] about a young girl who gets seduced by the naughty ladies."

In the song, a married woman begs 16-year-old Alice to come over, because it's her turn, but she warns Alice to wait until her husband is away. 

The songs relates that all the young girls love Alice. Consequently, Alice gets her kicks in another girl's bed.

And before she was found dead in the subway, Alice befriended one or two middle-aged dykes in a Soho Go-Go. (Alice and two middle-aged dykes are depicted in the inside album cover art.)

"All the Young Girls Love Alice" 

Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double-barrel name in the back of her brain
And a simple case of mummy-doesn't-love-me blues
Reality it seems, was just a dream
She couldn't get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick who's just sixteen?
And hey, hey, hey (hey, hey, hey) you know what I mean
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice, they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice, it's my turn today
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice, they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me?
Wait till my husband's away
Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
It's like acting in a movie when you got the wrong part
Getting your kicks in another girl's bed
And it was only last Tuesday they found you in the subway dead
And who could you call your friends down in Soho?
One or two middle-aged dykes in a Go-Go
And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo
And hey, hey, hey (hey, hey, hey) oh don't you know?
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice, they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice, it's my turn today
All the young girls love Alice
Tender young Alice, they say
If I give you my number
Will you promise to call me?
Wait till my husband's away

Kate Walbert’s HIS FAVORITES: An English Teacher & His "Favorite" Students


Here’s Amazon’s description of Kate Walbert’s His Favorites:

[...] a searing and timely novel about a teenaged girl, a charismatic teacher, and a dark, open secret.

They were on a lark, three teenage girls speeding across the greens at night on a “borrowed” golf cart, drunk. The cart crashes and one of the girls lands violently in the rough, killed instantly. The driver, Jo [Hadley], flees the hometown that has turned against her and enrolls at a prestigious [Hawthorne] boarding school [in New England]. 

In the novella, the “cool”, “handsome” and “charming” 34-year-old Master Aikens, who was a Fulbright scholar, the varsity squash coach, and the Modern Lit seminar teacher, “[...] liked a nice view in his classroom, above and below the neck.”

Jo spotted Master at Depot, a diner, with Charlotte P. who is described as: “[...]  a senior, the daughter of a model and a famous actor and a girl you could not miss--her hair was almost white, straight and long to her waist” with “gray-blue” eyes.

After breakfast, Charlotte P. and her English teacher: “[...] held hands [...] and they both leaned forward, her knee touching his [...]”

(As an aside, Jo shared that Mr. J used to drive her home after babysitting his twins. During the ride, Mr. J would “paw” her and reach for a kiss.)

Before he left the diner in “a faded Princeton T-shirt and a khaki hunting jacket”, Master encouraged Jo, a sophomore, to apply for the upperclassmen Modern Lit seminar. 

Unsurprisingly, Jo was accepted into the seminar where Master would wink at her, which caused her heart to soar and flap around the classroom. 

During Jo’s first visit to Master’s office/apartment, which had “[...] stacks of books, a scuffed floor;  [and] fissured walls [...]”, he “laced” his fingers between hers and after telling her to close her eyes, he leaned in and “stroked” her face.

Master would send letters to Jo’s dorm room. She shared that certain girls knew about Master’s letters. Those girls: “[...] had internships for fashion magazines or museums or publishers or weren’t working at all, just reading thick books and having sex with the boys returned from their boarding schools, or those boys’ older brothers, or uncles, or even, and this is true, fathers.”

Jo was moved to a ground-floor single after another student left school abruptly. Master climbed through the casement window, crawled on his hands and knees to Jo’s bed that was peppered with stuffed animals, and he pulled her down and kissed her “forcefully”. 

After Master told Jo that he, “[...] likes to get to know his favorites [...], he slipped Jo’s peasant blouse over her shoulders and shimmied her jeans past her hips, before they made love for the first time on the mattress in his office/apartment. 

Subsequently, in his green Alfa Romeo, Master forced 15-year-old Jo to give him a hand-job before he “came” in her hair and on her face.

Uncharacteristically for someone sexually abused, Jo told Lucy, a classmate, and O’Connell, the headmaster, about Master, but O’Connell informed Jo that her accusations were “complicated” by her attire: “[...] a dress with bare shoulders and no brassiere.” 

Characteristically of prep and boarding schools, along with a number of other teachers who were accused of inappropriate behavior with coeds (e.g., a stolen kiss, an inappropriate innuendo), Jo’s accusations were dismissed. 

Eventually, Master retired early and returned to Madrid after he was honored by The Hawthorne School at an awards ceremony.


Tuesday, July 9, 2019

[UPDATE] NATALE A MIAMI (2005): A Lolita Loves Her Father's Best Friend


In the Italian film Natale a Miami (2005), middle-aged Giorgio (Christian De Sica) fights off the repeated sexual advances of Stella (Vanessa Hessler), his best-friend's stunningly beautiful 15-year-old daughter. (The 5' 9" Vanessa Hessler was approximately 16-years-old during the filming of the sex comedy.)


After not seeing Giorgio for years, the nymphet jumped into his arms and gave him a firm kiss - on the lips. 


Subsequently, in an aggressive effort to convince her father's best-friend to have sex with her, the teen seductress showed him a nude picture with a Post-it Note that read GUARDA COSA TI STAi PERDENDO! [Look, you're so missing out.]. And another picture with her in Lolita glasses sucking on a red lollipop with a Post-it Note that read RiPENSACi! [Think it over!]


Revealingly, 15-year-old Stella informed the middle-aged Giorgio that her love for him began when she was just 13. 

Ultimately,  Stella's father inadvertently gave his best-friend the green light to have sex [for ten seconds] with the teen daughter. 






Sunday, July 7, 2019

PRETTY BABY (1978): A Virgin Sold for $400


In Pretty Baby (1978), Brooke Shields played Hattie - a 12-year-old prostitute. In addition to having her virginity put up for auction, 12-year-old Shields appeared completely nude in the movie. Although the movie was released in 1978 when the age of consent in Louisiana was eighteen, it was set in 1917 when the age of consent in Louisiana was 12 and (teen) prostitution was legal.



In one scene, a john said referring to Hattie before he caressed her slim arms through her white cotton dress and pampered her with kisses on her young neck and face,“Ah well, what have we here? You’re selling little girls now Madame Nell?”



In another scene, Hattie was paraded on a litter like an idol or royalty in front of a room full of middle-aged and silver-haired johnsThe bearers carefully carried Hattie around the table while Madame Nell, the auctioneer, slowly described Hattie in a noble and illustrious tone as, “A virgin – bona fide. The finest delicacy New Orleans has to offer. And it’s her wish that one of you gentlemen be The First.”



A senator bid $50 before Madame Nell strangely mentioned that the twelve-year-old Hattie was, “Fresh as a baby’s lips.” And after much haggling among the bidders, Hattie’s virginity was sold for $400 in cash, which would be almost $8,000 in 2017.



“Hope you gone be real gentle on me. Being my first time.” Hattie said as she backed away from the rich john with a look of horror on her face. The scene ended with Hattie’s screams of pain.

Shortly after having her virginity sold and taken, Hattie understandably took a bath. With her pre-teen flat chest completely showing, she scrubbed between her toes, and hummed a tune, before Madame Nell, without knocking, boldly entered the bathroom with another john.

Hattie jumped up, quickly covered her bare chest with a clean white towel, and exposed her white buttocks to the camera. Madame Nell snatched the towel away and inconsiderately and greedily said to the shocked john, even though Hattie had her virginity sold and taken only moments earlier, “Now how about it. Pure as the driven snow.”



Subsequently, Hattie was rescued from the brothel and marry a middle-aged photographer, whom the nymphet told, "I want you to be my lover." "I love you once. I love you twice [...]" "I'm gonna make you so happy. You're just my kind of man."